random ass thread!

Well how do i start? 
i broke up with my girl a few months ago. i did it for good reasons... she's a hard working girl working 3 different part time jobs while going through school. I felt that i was being a road block so thats why i broke up with her. so one day my cousin and i went to go hang out at jamba juice, and i bumped in to a girl that i knew since junior high whom i havent seen since i graduated high school. I liked this girl since Junior High but never made a move (i'm hella shy). well I kinda lost touch when she hooked up with this guy who i hate more than speed bumps! 
 
but anyways, i bumped into her and she works there. so i talked to her and got her number this and that, texted her and shit. well now she's on my mind like all the time. and i feel like a dick for saying that because i'm usually not a guy like that. but yeah, we talked and texted and all that; my boys are telling me to take it slow and see what happens, so i listen to them. then comes to the point where i asked her out and shit and she tells me that i'm sweet blah blah and that i'm too late cuz she's just recently hooked up with some guy. 
 
i'm crushed as fuck and try to move on but i just keep thinking about her. and see the bad part of this is that i feel that she is leading me on and shit. like she calls and texts me and says she's thinking of me and shit. man, i hate that! i feel like left overs........... 
 
let me describe her: she's chinese but hangs out with those preppy white girls. she was a cheerleader back in high school. smart girl, gets good grades. in high school, she did all those school activities. she loves to dance. doesnt like guys who smokes or drinks (i smoke and drink but never told her).
 
now let me describe my previous girlfriends: asian, hangs out with asians girls who loves buying expensive ass shit with boyfriends money. doesnt get good grades, slacks off in school. easy to get type. ****ty. loves to drink and party, and so on .
 
so this girl is totally different from the usual asian girl i go out with. ahhhhhh, i have no clue on what to do. I like her, she's taken, i think about her often (i get way too distracted at work), she leads me on. 
 
well thanks for reading if anyone is reading this. i kinda feel a little better now, now that i can poor out my head and heart.

Confront her and speak the truth. Frank two way communication is the best tool, besides from baseball bat (for knocking and pulling fenders ofcourse!).

Tell her straight and look for a sincere reply. You'll never know man... But do be wary ofcourse. Women can be sly at times.

man i might give u bad advice cause im a horny bastard lol.. but i would just pretend to be just friends and be there for her when she needs you. obviously shes getting bored of her current boy friend.  shes probally not getting the attention. so shower her w/ attention but keep it cool. say shit like...daym your bf is lucky...then when she critizes her boy friend always agree w/ her.  always be the shoulder...then she'll start sneeking out and looking for you. then you can smash it when shelet her guard down and finnally trusts you.  or u can be a good guy and just be friends lol.

Trust or Thrust? LOL You horny bastard! LOL

:gtfo2:

This ain't Dr. Phil.

You aren't even with her, yet you are crying over what 'could' have been. Lame. Go back to VIP101 and talk about it with the other emo chicks.

^^^^^^^^^^^^
 
:smiley-rofl:
 
 
Now for my advice, after a good laugh.....
 
What is up with the neutered youth of america??!?!?!?!?! it's like all of a sudden it's ok to be a pu$$y or something? sensitivity is one thing, but outright purring and meowing is unforgivable..... sheesh!!!
 
THree steps to solving this....
 
1. Reach into  your pants and make sure you still have cojones down there....don't be hasty they may have shrunk from years of emasculation
 
2. Play her own nature against her, she obviously loves head games, and you should oblige by playing into and with them, you can tell her things like "god you look hot today for once, too bad i'm over you", "if i didn't know how average you really are I wouldn't hesitate to do anything for you if I was your guy" hahahahahahaha these little things will confuse, piss off, and pique her interest. Sounds sordid and backhanded but in essence isn't this what she is doing to? tearing you down with rejection then stringing you along with insinuating comments?
 
3. redouble your effort to GET OVER HER FOR REAL!!! you can't live life wishing and dreaming..... life is for those willing to live it and move on in the face of adversity and take risks
 
take my advice for what it's worth, free............ :smiley-rofl:

get her drunk.

[quote=BLACKonBLACK98;152331]get her drunk.[/quote]
 
:innoutrofl2:
 
[quote=SikNLow;152329]^^^^^^^^^^^^
 
:smiley-rofl:
 
 
Now for my advice, after a good laugh.....
 
What is up with the neutered youth of america??!?!?!?!?! it's like all of a sudden it's ok to be a pu$$y or something? sensitivity is one thing, but outright purring and meowing is unforgivable..... sheesh!!!
 
THree steps to solving this....
 
1. Reach into your pants and make sure you still have cojones down there....don't be hasty they may have shrunk from years of emasculation
 
2. Play her own nature against her, she obviously loves head games, and you should oblige by playing into and with them, you can tell her things like "god you look hot today for once, too bad i'm over you", "if i didn't know how average you really are I wouldn't hesitate to do anything for you if I was your guy" hahahahahahaha these little things will confuse, piss off, and pique her interest. Sounds sordid and backhanded but in essence isn't this what she is doing to? tearing you down with rejection then stringing you along with insinuating comments?
 
3. redouble your effort to GET OVER HER FOR REAL!!! you can't live life wishing and dreaming..... life is for those willing to live it and move on in the face of adversity and take risks
 
take my advice for what it's worth, free............ :smiley-rofl:[/quote]
 
[B][SIZE=4][COLOR=red]CHURCH!!!!!! TABERR KNACKLE!!![/COLOR][/SIZE][/B]
[B][SIZE=4][/SIZE][/B] 
:picsstfu: and I mean of all your ex and crushes! Let's see what they look like! 
For every penny in the world there's a dime pimpin! Chics come and go SON!!!
But one thing remins the same and close to you and that's your PENIS!!!! 
 
 
AND DAMN!!!! You left a gurl w/ 3 JOBS!!!! :slap:
My gurl can barely work 1! 
 
Pimpin that sounded like a dope chic! Not enough time to worry about stoopid realtionship shit and she's makin madd chedder w/ a future! What's her number? Maybe she needs another job! :giggity:
 
J/K..................:inouteek:

U guys are too fucking funny. lol

What ever u do, don't get stuck in the friend zone. If u do, your fucked! :biggthumpup:

lol yall nikkas are funny. 

i know how you feel though mang. there aint no way out of the zone, so if thats not what you want, better get out of it now. tell her whats up...if she still wont have any of it...move on for real.

There's always Monkeys & organatans :innoutrofl2:

damn you guys are funny! ahaha fukking made my day... 
but yeh, thanks for the advices good or bad or horny lol=)
 
nah i'm over that bitch..... kinda. after driving around all morning i've decided to not keep a relationship and just hop boats and put more time in my cars, my business and family.
 
 
and i wasnt crying over her just a little confused cuz of her leading me on and shit.

I am the faithful type of guy and when I heard about chicks  talking to guys on th side pisses me off...

I only do that if I'm not taken ... but couple of months ago .. I too became a hoe .. but settled down again ..

My advice is hang with her and lead her on ... but you have look at other girls at this point .. you cant get high strung on a girl who has a guy ... your her get away from drama world ... this chick is working two worlds at once ... so you gotta have fun too .. SHE IS

Motto I have seen in  affect and the truth ...  


You  Don't turn a hoe into a house wife


and if you end up getting with her what makes you think there wont be another guy who is her cousin or friend ??  don't believe any chick ... unless shes working 3 jobs ! haha

I only get emotionally attached with a girl  to have better sex ... I avoid just having random ass sex ... it ain't worthed .. well could be but not keeper status'


I will be writing a book  Massage 101 , be on the look out ...:shrug:


also to Caoboy comment ... harsh harsh :saiyancrunks:take it easy doode .. :thelaw:

No no no! :slap:
It's you "Can't turn a ho into a house wife!" CHURCHx2
 
 
 
Just make sure you keep that jimmy on extra tight! :biggthumpup:
Cause these chics can be scandulous!

you can't turn a ho into a housewife, but you can turn a housewife into a ho.

take it slow = friends zone.

You gotta act while the iron is hot!!

What do you have to lose?? Do you wanna be friends with her?? If you do then just stop fapping to her all together. Now if you just wanna pound it like English currency, then check this.....HONESTY IS THE BEST POLICY. Let her know you think she is hawt, see where that goes. Don't let yourself get stuck in the friend zone, cus there is no escaping that! Invite her out, buy some drinks, lol together, then tap that shit like a percusionist!!

[QUOTE=RaCinStylez;152501]take it slow = friends zone.

You gotta act while the iron is hot!![/QUOTE]
the realest shit you ever said

So who else got a  chick problem? cause this shit is too damn funny.

You need to watch Flavor of Love and soak up all the game you can get out of it

Hit da club with 20 broadz like flavor...

My advice is to wait, its not like shes gonna marry this dude anytime soon so sit on your haunches and pursue some other chicks.

story of my life,

my current gf, id had my eye on her since 6th grade... 6TH GRADE MAN! I was the shy type back then though so I did nothing.  she got a guy and I was crushed, but I moved on. went out with other chicks. 7 years later and shes still with this dick but hes in texas, all this time ive been her "friend" quietly waiting, and when the moment came (when the relationship went downhill) I swooped her up and now ive got my dream girl.  =)

So the bottom line is dont get hung up, go out there and have some fun, I guarantee when this skirt sees you with another chick shell wonder what its like to be in her shoes.  IMO you always want what you cant have, and that rule crosses genders.

pancakes thanks for the correction ahah and my last name is church too lol

how about that !!

People that wait in the background are called the carltons .... IMO waiting .. waiting then KApow at her weakest !  

I have different game playas

[quote=Bippu PxrLex;152717]pancakes thanks for the correction ahah and my last name is church too lol
 
how about that !!
 
People that wait in the background are called the carltons .... IMO waiting .. waiting then KApow at her weakest ! 
 
I have different game playas[/quote]
You mean, you get leftovers??? :dance:

Shit, finding something that isnt "leftovers" is a crime in most cases....  literally.  Hahaha.

Just go for it.  Doesnt work out?  Damn its a learning experience.  Theres only the better part of 3 billion fish out there, the more lines you cast the better your catch.

[B][SIZE=7][COLOR=red]CHURCH!!!![/COLOR][/SIZE][/B]
Now stop Fuckin w/ them guppies and go get you BASS!!

your story reminds me of the movie "better luck tomorrow" LOL!!! asian love

[quote=Tito Escobar;152739]You mean, you get leftovers??? :dance:[/quote]

No FOOL! (jet li voice from forbidden kingdom)

It's a cali tactic. 

wait for that ho to be vulnerable because she just got dumped, low self esteem, thinkin no guy wants her, and BAM! Rico Suave comes up to her, makes her feel good again, and acts as her rebound. Good move, as she gets over her bf, and you get laid.

OR she's stuck on you like crazy and willing to buy you whatever the fuck you want to keep you around, while you go play other chicks on the side. :dance:

[quote=golfkid777;152744]Shit, finding something that isnt "leftovers" is a crime in most cases.... literally. Hahaha.
 
[quote]
its the way he said it, sit back and wait. Sorry Im a go getter, not waiting on scrapps to fall. YA FEEL ME!!

[quote=Tito Escobar;152739]You mean, you get leftovers??? :dance:[/quote]


No No ... I am a go getter .. The move others are referring to is called a Carlton .. with what others have done or do 

I am one of those guys that casts hella lines 

I had sex with 3 girls in on week and in some cases  I found the one keeper, In other cases I had sex with 1 girl per week for a month ..... and the 4th on was the keeper ... then once i had committed then only with them ... No hoe time butt I was single at the moment ! 

muwhahahaha


Its all a game bro ... got enough lines ?

[QUOTE=Tito Escobar;152762]
its the way he said it, sit back and wait. Sorry Im a go getter, not waiting on scrapps to fall. YA FEEL ME!![/QUOTE]

Oh I hear ya!  But damn finding them first timers after age 16 is a TASK!  hahaha.

Early bird gets the worm!  Damn so many cliche statements can be applied to this thread its scary...

[quote=golfkid777;152774]Oh I hear ya!  But damn finding them first timers after age 16 is a TASK!  hahaha.

Early bird gets the worm!  Damn so many cliche statements can be applied to this thread its scary...[/quote]

[url]http://my.break.com/content/view.aspx?ContentID=492104[/url]

For reals. :giggity::fatasspsychod:

[QUOTE=Bippu PxrLex;152773]and the [B][SIZE="5"]4rd [/SIZE][/B]on was the keeper [/QUOTE]

wtf is a 4rd???

[QUOTE=Caoboy;152761]
wait for that ho to be vulnerable because she just got dumped, low self esteem, thinkin no guy wants her, and BAM! Rico Suave comes up to her, makes her feel good again, and acts as her rebound. Good move, as she gets over her bf, and you get laid.

OR she's stuck on you like crazy and willing to buy you whatever the fuck you want to keep you around, while you go play other chicks on the side. :dance:
[/QUOTE]

man u guys are scumbags lolol...i like it!

[QUOTE=Caoboy;152776][url]http://my.break.com/content/view.aspx?ContentID=492104[/url]

For reals. :giggity::fatasspsychod:[/QUOTE]

My god, i am going to hell for watching that play out completely.....  Maybe its worth a second look....  Yup, second time was much better!  Hot damn!

[quote=Caoboy;152776][URL]http://my.break.com/content/view.aspx?ContentID=492104[/URL]
 
For reals. :giggity::fatasspsychod:[/quote]
[SIZE=7][COLOR=red][B]WTF!!!!! :inouteek:[/B][/COLOR][/SIZE]

haha NWS FOOTAGE !! hahaha 


my computer had like an alarm on it going beep beeepp !!! hahahaha

i have no clue though .. i am sure its bad

LMAO!! You guys are too much!! Make me roffle!! 
 
Naw im not talkin first timers, I never heard or tried this Carlton method. Aye, all good!!! Every player has their own technique!!

that method is everywhere ... every guy in cali is guilty of it one time or another .. 


I have been a milf hunter lately ... :slap:  


back to normal though .. i been good though

Hit it... She obviously wants some penis. Step your f*cking game up son! What she wants is you to take that sh!t!

All you gotta do is to use your instincts. How do you think a lion knows how to tackle a gazelle? It's written, it's code written in their DNA, says "Tackle the gazelle." Believe it or not, in every man there's a code written that says "Tackle drunk b!tches."

That's Katt williams isn't? LOL!!!!! (I think it was in American Hustle and that chunky light skined katt said it!)
Love that NG!!!! (No homo)
 
Instead of instincts, he says you have to use your periphals!

^^^^
+ 

^^^^ 

LOL

stalk her.

$10 says OP got dissed by her, she doesn't have a man, but doesn't want to be a beezy towards him. She didn't want to be mean and not give her number, so she's keeping you as a friend LOL!
 
Phuc Dat Ho! Move on, get another beezy, go eat some pho, and get on the flo! :dance:

DAMN! Caoboy you cold as ICE!!
 
 
Do this:
Start crying and tell her "All I wanted to do is zoom zoom in yo boom boom" :innoutrofl2:

LOL only because I've been in that position.it's called doggy style. LOL jk jk jk jk!!Oscar that's a good line....have you used it before?hahahaah....GOing to go watch that jailbate vid a few more times now....god I wish I was 16 again...

[QUOTE=Caoboy;152901]god I wish I was 16 again...[/QUOTE]


FOR REALS!  God life was easy then....

[quote=golfkid777;152905]FOR REALS! God life was easy then....[/quote]
 
So were the girls! :smiley-rofl:

[QUOTE=Caoboy;152908]So were the girls! :smiley-rofl:[/QUOTE]

They have been a very integral part of my life since 13, I feel they dont need to be mentioned separately.

you know, i always wondered why Em dont get involved in these threads...a girls POV would be nice!

Ya...  I have been contemplating tagging my threads with a:

*Please dont hunt me down Em....

Disclaimer.....

All i know is that shes somewhere in the same city as me...  Hahahaha

lol shes prolly the "dude" down the street that drives like a maniac and scares all the kids.

[QUOTE=PANCAKES!;152342]:innoutrofl2:
AND DAMN!!!! You left a gurl w/ 3 JOBS!!!! :slap:
My gurl can barely work 1! 
Pimpin that sounded like a dope chic! Not enough time to worry about stoopid realtionship shit and she's makin madd chedder w/ a future! What's her number? Maybe she needs another job! :giggity:
 
J/K..................:inouteek:[/QUOTE]

I'm completely down w/ this comment! Your job in a serious (if it was) relationship is to SUPPORT. You do this to a hard workin chic you vibe, you'll be done like me. If you feel like your holding her back, then you need to start steppin the fuck up and earn that girl, before she becomes someone elses trophy/poke toy!

POKE TOY!!!!!

Just made my going on 13 hour day at the office completely worth it!

lmao@poke toy!

[quote=Caoboy;152901]Oscar that's a good line....have you used it before?hahahaah....god I wish I was 16 again...[/quote]
 
No but, Dave Chappell has! :biggthumpup:
 
[quote=golfkid777;152905]FOR REALS! God life was easy then....[/quote]
 
HELL MF yea!!!!! :pat:
 
[quote=airmax;152912]you know, i always wondered why Em dont get involved in these threads...a girls POV would be nice![/quote]
 
Sandezzy is on here, we should get her to chime in!
 
I bet DG will post on here!
I always wonder what she's thinkin, when she goes through some of our threads....
:shrug:

she's thinking we fools and ish hahahahha

If homegruh is aboutta tell you that you're sweet and straight shut you down like that. That means she's not interested. But in some cases, if the beezy is aboutta come back and tell you she misses you and all that ish, but she's still with the other dude. She's basically using you as her rebound. IMO, confront her about it and if she's gonna tell you "No, you're no rebound" or change up her story or anything like that, leave it alone. Just know, there's so many scandalous females out there now a days. But for the guys that have been with their ladies for so long, props to you and your lady. Y'all holdin' it down.


Or .. you can listen to the guys :shrug:

listen to me!!! listen to me!!!!  :smiley-rofl:

Hey! Listen to the short asian guy for once!

hahahahahaha i'm not asian?!!?!??! LOL :smiley-rofl:
 
 
[IMG]http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y260/implicitautosports/ebay%20pics/untitled.jpg[/IMG]

I was gonna say Kaizer came outta no where! hahaha

hahahahahaha he's incognito!!!

[quote=Caoboy;152876]$10 says OP got dissed by her, she doesn't have a man, but doesn't want to be a beezy towards him. She didn't want to be mean and not give her number, so she's keeping you as a friend LOL!
 
Phuc Dat Ho! Move on, get another beezy, go eat some pho, and get on the flo! [/quote]
man, i say you lost 10 bucks... i know for a fact she's going out with someone cuz that someone is my cousin's homeboy from high school. 
... pho does sound good right now tho! ahaha 
[quote=PANCAKES!;152878]Start crying and tell her "All I wanted to do is zoom zoom in yo boom boom" :innoutrofl2:[/quote]
fukkin hilarious!
 
[quote=sandeezy;153004]If homegruh is aboutta tell you that you're sweet and straight shut you down like that. That means she's not interested. But in some cases, if the beezy is aboutta come back and tell you she misses you and all that ish, but she's still with the other dude. She's basically using you as her rebound. IMO, confront her about it and if she's gonna tell you "No, you're no rebound" or change up her story or anything like that, leave it alone. Just know, there's so many scandalous females out there now a days. But for the guys that have been with their ladies for so long, props to you and your lady. Y'all holdin' it down.
 
 
Or .. you can listen to the guys :shrug:[/quote]
fashure... trust im not going to be a rebound.

[QUOTE=SikNLow;153009]hahahahahaha i'm not asian?!!?!??! LOL :smiley-rofl:
 
 
[IMG]http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y260/implicitautosports/ebay%20pics/untitled.jpg[/IMG][/QUOTE]

I didn't meant you... I meant myself! LOL

hahahahaha good lookin out then kaizah!!! hahahaha :biggthumpup:

[QUOTE=crazyboi;153017] 

fashure... trust im not going to be a rebound.[/QUOTE]

What the hell is wrong with a rebound?!?  Thats some no strings attached maneuvers right there!  I just did the same thing with a girl I knew from HS a couple months ago.  No stress involved.

This NEVER FAILS!!!!!
Play/sing this to her and she'll be dropin her panties b4 the song is done!
[youtube]9cCKwyhJNgU[/youtube]
 
If this don't work.....THEN SHE'S GAY!!!!!:thelaw:

nah if she's gonna drop them cuz she's a down ass chick and down with her ish she'll do it after listening to this...... :smiley-rofl:
 
 
 
[youtube]KNDCONuJq2k[/youtube]
 
 
 
OR
 
 
 
[youtube]fT45EhTIxqU[/youtube]

W T F is THAT!!!!!! :innoutrofl2:

that's the most pimpest ISH on the planet when it comes to bands and music!!!! I present to you THE BLOODHOUND GANG hahahahahahaha:smiley-rofl:
 
[COLOR=red][B]NSFW[/B][/COLOR]
 
 
[youtube]rwNPd2-4Ao8[/youtube]

[quote=PANCAKES!;153065]This NEVER FAILS!!!!!
Play/sing this to her and she'll be dropin her panties b4 the song is done!
[youtube]9cCKwyhJNgU[/youtube]
 
If this don't work.....THEN SHE'S GAY!!!!!:thelaw:[/quote]



:smiley-rofl: 

Love this song :biggthumpup:

omg what the F has this grown into ?? hahah this thread is all the chain now

HAhahha! See! I told ya! :dance::dance::dance:

hahahahahaha back on topic ya need to lay the law down :thelaw: she gots to know who be callin tha shots yo!!! you gots to stiffen up yo pimp hand and just lay it down!!!
 
 
 
[youtube]JoJcEekQmGk[/youtube]

OH SNAP!!!! MF DRU DOWN!!!!!!! CLASSIC!!! :biggthumpup:
"PIMP...Pimp on..."

LOL you know it playa .... cuz i'm tha MF mac of tha yeah!!!! [IMG]http://www.vacustoms.com/forums/images/nsmilies/pimp.gif[/IMG]

Yo so imma spit it like this:

1.  Spit that game fast as hell. Taking it slow guarantees that she will get scooped up real quick fast like.

2. Do a James Bond and mind fuck the shit out of her before you flesh fuck her! Got it?

3. NO LUNCH DATES== FZ 4 LIFE

4. TELL HER STRAIGHT UP THAT YOU ARE FEELING HER AND WANT HER TO FORGET THE OTHER DUDE AND CONCENTRATED ON YOU.

5. AS PANCAKES SAID BITCHES THEY COME AND GO BUT YOUR DICK IS ATTACHED TO YOU.  

6. RUB A LIL WANG IN IT!