Which Vegas hotels are VIP slammed car friendly

I just figured maybe we could put some collective wisdom into this and find some hotels in vegas that are relatively speed bump free or atleast without those monster bumps.

reason why is I go to Vegas alot, and no I dont always drive a slammed car to Vegas, but for events like SEMA, or other times I really don't want to get stuck somewhere so here is what I remember.

Mandalay Bay- alot of those bolted onto the road speed bumps, pretty bad
Venetian- A few speed bumps, kinda big but overall not bad.
Rio- some pretty big unfriendly bumps.
Harrahs- some MONSTERS going down into the ramp going to parking.


these bumps can be pretty bad, bad enough to scrape the bottom of a stock integra and a benz c-class

anyone want to help out with some more feedback?

if i remember correctly, the parking garage at the wynn wasn't that bad

but then again, at the time, i was driving a raised, air suspended hummer h3.  

the ramps up may pose a problem, but honestly i didn't think they were that steep

i usually end up valeting, though, cause i make it rain, bitches!

haha... i think i know the answer to this since im in the industry... this is all based on calculations with my ex 240sx and accord. to get an idea of how lot it was... my 240s kit could not clear a shoe under it, unless you were wearing chucks. my accord only scraped cuz of the stock cats. but it was pretty low until i ran over a rock on the road that put a hole in my transmission. the rock wasn't higher than six fingers. but you couldnt fit a jack under the jack points.  after that incident i raised it a little bit. but you still couldnt put a jack under the jack points. haha. 
 
-Caesars is your worst nightmare. The speed bumps are more like speed mountains if you enter through the front (off of LV Blvd). by request of celine dion. (i guess she didnt like racers. haha) cuz you will get stuck on those bitches and you could see saw your car. if you go through the back, you only have to go through one monster speed bump. The parking garage isn't actually that steep. but cars get jacked there a grip. 
 
-MGM is also pretty easy to get around but a bitch if you forget where you parked. 
 
-Mandalay bay, is hell speed bumps, refelectors and parking structure slope. good luck. 
 
-Luxor, and Excalibur are cool because they're more outside parking lots than structures. 
 
-tropicana, hooters, flamingo, any of the older hotels are a bitch to park in not only cuz of their steep ass slopes, but because of their narrow parking structures too. 
 
NEVER PARK IN GAMEWORKS
 
Monte Carlo/New York new york is aight, you could make it. 
 
Planet hollywood/paris is aight just because you have a bunch of room to take angle in. 
 
ballys/bellagio is good too. 
 
treasure island/mirage is where you can get some dope ass pictures of the strip, and yes its easy to get around in there, but security is a bitch if they see you "loitering". 
 
bills gamblin hall... i have no idea what you would want to do there, but its small and narrow, but no real speed bumps. 
 
-imperial palace/harrahs actually have massive speed bumps in valet, but not in the parking structure. 
 
-Venetian has speed bumps, and steep as slopes, but you could make it slowly but surely. 
 
-Wynn is decent, nothing to worry about. 
 
-Palazzo is cool too, mind the giant reflectors. 
 
downtown, i wouldnt recommend, but are actually a lot easier to get around in, except for the narrow part, but no real speed bumps. 
 
-if you're going to stratosphere i'd suggest you park in the lot across the street. 
 
-Rio/Palms/Gold coast/ orleans are all safe even at full down. 
 
-Tucany/Alexis Park/fairfield all have ways around the property that dont have speed bumps. 
 
-Hardrock is mainly outdoors too, but still isnt anything to worry about in the parkin structure. 
 
-if you make it to redrock/southpoint/suncoast you're safe as well.
 
I believe i covered it all.. i may have missed one or two, but this is off the top of my head. i dont know bout motels or anything, but most motels around here let you park right in front of your room with very minimal speed bumps, and a lot of booty for sale. Just remember to differ a cop and a real hooker is to ask them to pose nude for you. Cops will say no cuz they cant arrest you for that and that'd be wasting their time. Hookers will be like show me the money. haha. 
 
so what did we learn today? if you're really VIP valet that shit. If you dont trust people driving your car and want to get over speed bumps easily... BAG that shit. SWITCHES over coilover keys all day. which is what i'm planning on. no offense to anyone =) i just cant imagine driving around looking for parking holding up everyone behind me holding my breath, shruggin my head into my shoulders,  hoping to not hear any scrapes. haha. and that my friends is a quick overview of the Las Vegas Parking situation. hope this was helpful. Thank you come again.

hahahahaha i was about to say is it that bad even with air? hahahahahaha good job man thanks for your contribution +1 rep point for that one! :biggthumpup:

This is a great thread LOL. Too bad I dont think I will ever need it because driving to Vegas would be more then flying first class

Just came back from Vegas this past weekend. The excalibur bumps are no joke. Also drove to Ceasar's, those drive ways are mad steep. Also in Rio. I don't think any of them are VIP slammed friendly. I had to lift my shit everytime.

[QUOTE=KickEachVerse;180075]Just came back from Vegas this past weekend. The excalibur bumps are no joke. Also drove to Ceasar's, those drive ways are mad steep. Also in Rio. I don't think any of them are VIP slammed friendly. I had to lift my shit everytime.[/QUOTE]

Also those big-ass speed bumps on the side of Ceasers. High and wide!!! I was like tetering on it going diagonally.....

I'll keep this for future reference.

haha poges!!! good one!! sometimes im nervous driving my stock(yeah i know) Q over the killer bumps out here!!def need air!! damn guess that means you cant roll around with honeys with big butts in the back seat!!!")

yo ill bring over your box tomorrow!!! hope that sh** got what you need!! holla!!

thanks for the heads up!!!! i'm so going to remember this page when i go to vegas this winter.

treasure island/mirage was cool. went there with the s13 and had really no problems! ramps not too steep!

This is good info ill be making a trip to Vegas at the end of Sep.

Most of the hotels on the strip have huge speed bumps in or around thier parking garages.  I think all the hotels with an open parking lot would be somewhat dumpt friendly, either way id be more scared of the crazy taxi drivers than some speed bumps.

[QUOTE=VI IX;180027]
 
so what did we learn today? if you're really VIP valet that shit. If you dont trust people driving your car and want to get over speed bumps easily... BAG that shit. SWITCHES over coilover keys all day. which is what i'm planning on. no offense to anyone =) i just cant imagine driving around looking for parking holding up everyone behind me holding my breath, shruggin my head into my shoulders,  hoping to not hear any scrapes. haha. and that my friends is a quick overview of the Las Vegas Parking situation. hope this was helpful. Thank you come again.[/QUOTE]

=) good timing too SEMA is just around the corner!

The only thing about Valet is you have to have to make sure they park your car up front.  Alot of the times, the drive to the valet lots are just as bad and they wont give a crap about your car and if anything breaks. They will swear it was like that before they touched it =/.

again thanks for the completeness!

I'll be staying at the Palazzo next weekend so i'll see if they're slammed car friendly. Anyone from Vegas, hit me up. I'll be there Oct 16-19.

[quote=KickEachVerse;195346]I'll be staying at the Palazzo next weekend so i'll see if they're slammed car friendly. Anyone from Vegas, hit me up. I'll be there Oct 16-19.[/quote]
 
 
only part to really worry about is when you enter and you got the steep slopes... and the giant reflectors on the ground. you're kev, marv and zarahs friend right?

Heres a good answer... NONE!! VALET THE CAR BITCHES!!! haha it sucks tho really have them valet it

[QUOTE=carnal_c30;179876] Which Vegas hotels are VIP slammed car friendly  Reply to Thread [/QUOTE]

im not sure. i usually just hit the switches and its all good sailin from there... :biggthumpup:

[quote=vzuptnguyen;196691]im not sure. i usually just hit the switches and its all good sailin from there... :biggthumpup:[/quote]
just dont let the valet guys see you hit the switches... they might get curious lol.

[QUOTE=Ay-Nako;196681]Heres a good answer... NONE!! VALET THE CAR BITCHES!!! haha it sucks tho really have them valet it[/QUOTE]

+1 cuz valet is F.R.E.E.:dance:

[quote=augdogg;196737]+1 cuz valet is F.R.E.E.:dance:[/quote]
you can tip them so they treat your car better! lol

wtf? VIP and no tip? haha. when i was in valet, you'd be suprised how cheap some celebrities are...

[QUOTE=VI IX;196749]wtf? VIP and no tip? haha. when i was in valet, you'd be suprised how cheap some celebrities are...[/QUOTE]

Of course you tip...i didn't mention it because i was sure it is a given...:pat:

[quote=augdogg;196797]Of course you tip...i didn't mention it because i was sure it is a given...:pat:[/quote]
i've seen guys hop into lambos and ferraris that dont tip. lol.. cheap bastards!

guys, can we confirm the slammed-friendliness of the rio (don't have air, c/o only)? might have to take the Q, since nobody else has a car. i don't mind valeting, either.

thanks!

You're safe over there. They have some speed bumps towards the back but nothing to worry about. Their parking structures are big and wide too for that gangster angle u have to take to play safe. Haha

[QUOTE=Ay-Nako;196681]Heres a good answer... NONE!! VALET THE CAR BITCHES!!! haha it sucks tho really have them valet it[/QUOTE]
 
I always do ... 
 
 
[QUOTE=augdogg;180088]Also those big-ass speed bumps on the side of Ceasers. High and wide!!! I was like tetering on it going diagonally.....[/QUOTE]
 
i've scrap'd in my truck once ... i was like wtf!! 
 
or you can go the back way on frank sinatra that way its easier then goin to the strip entrance to the parking lot ...
 
i will say wynn since its my favorite spot on the strip or the palazzo @ venetian ..
 
TI is pretty friendly ...
 
fashion show mall is a no no .. its not the speed bumps its known to have cars stolen .

I did Valet once at MGM with the GS, the rear lost air for some odd reason overnight and cracked against the parking bumper.  After that, we just had them park both the GS and LS outside in front. Just give them a decent tip, they will park a good looking car outside

[QUOTE=VIPStyleCars;265718]I did Valet once at MGM with the GS, the rear lost air for some odd reason overnight and cracked against the parking bumper. After that, we just had them park both the GS and LS outside in front. Just give them a decent tip, they will park a good looking car outside[/QUOTE]
 
yea they do .. specialy if the car looks good the managers usually dont give you crap on the y's and who's to park in front .. 
 
or you justlet them know that car gets low or something one of my friends does that he has airrunner on his car and he lets them know about it so the valet dudes are aware ..  but then again he has the auto start controller thing that it raises the car when it starts from the remote but he has it set for valet so it looks like its 4x4 lol

[QUOTE=VIPStyleCars;265718]I did Valet once at MGM with the GS, the rear lost air for some odd reason overnight and cracked against the parking bumper. After that, we just had them park both the GS and LS outside in front. Just give them a decent tip, they will park a good looking car outside[/QUOTE]
 if i have to valet, i park the car myself but give the valet guy like 5 bucks tip.
 
[QUOTE=MR.J;265746]yea they do .. specialy if the car looks good the managers usually dont give you crap on the y's and who's to park in front .. 
 
or you justlet them know that car gets low or something one of my friends does that he has airrunner on his car and he lets them know about it so the valet dudes are aware .. but then again he has the auto start controller thing that it raises the car when it starts from the remote but he has it set for valet so it looks like its 4x4 lol[/QUOTE]
 
hahaha damn.... i wish i had bags so i can go 4x4 or dumppped!

I just got back from Vegas.  I drove around in a 15-passenger van.  I was more concerned with scraping the roof when I was the only person in there. Haha.  Whatever though..I had insurance.

i decided, fuck it. taking the normal height audi. not worth the headache, plus, i need to get the tie rod ends looked at first on the y33 before i take it anywhere far again.

dont do it !!! 
lol
 
but yeah i would
 there is massive construction goin on the strip right not and its is not lowered car friendly.. what are they build who knows ...