NEW STOCK MARKET TERMS

In light of whats going on I found this just too funny!

I hope it atleast puts a smile on your face even if its for a little while.

Enjoy!!

[B]NEW STOCK MARKET TERMS[/B]




CEO  --    Chief Embezzlement Officer.

CFO  --     Corporate Fraud Officer.

BULL MARKET  --  A random market movement causing an investor to mistake himself for a  financial genius.

BEAR MARKET  --   A 6 to 18 month period when the kids get no allowance, the wife gets no   jewelry, and the husband gets no sex.

VALUE INVESTING  --  The art of buying low and selling lower.

P/E RATIO --    The percentage of investors wetting their pants as the market keeps crashing.

BROKER  --      What my broker has made me.

STANDARD & POOR --   Your life in a nutshell.

STOCK ANALYST --   Idiot who just downgraded your stock.

STOCK SPLIT --  When your ex-wife and her lawyer split your assets equally between       themselves.   

FINANCIAL PLANNER --  A guy whose phone has been disconnected.

MARKET CORRECTION --  The day after you buy stocks.

CASH FLOW --  The movement your money makes as it disappears down the toilet.

YAHOO  --  What you yell after selling it to some poor sucker for $240 per share.

WINDOWS  --  What you jump out of when you're the sucker who bought Yahoo @ $240 per share.

INSTITUTIONAL INVESTOR  --  Past year investor who's now locked up in a nuthouse.

PROFIT  --   An archaic word no longer in use.



[B]BTW I predict a big rally tomorrow! 
Lets see if I'm right![/B]

lol, those were a good chuckle

[quote=EvilRB;196103]In light of whats going on I founds just too funny!

I hope it atleast puts a smile on your face even if its for a little while.

Enjoy!!

[B]NEW STOCK MARKET TERMS[/B]


BROKER  --      What my broker has made me.


STOCK SPLIT --  When your ex-wife and her lawyer split your assets equally between       themselves.   

FINANCIAL PLANNER --  A guy whose phone has been disconnected.


CASH FLOW --  The movement your money makes as it disappears down the toilet.



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:smiley-rofl::smiley-rofl:

That was a good chuckle, ^^however that signature pop-lockin, nut tap from behind video still takes the day with a LOL!! :biggthumpup:

ahaha...

Looks like I was right!!!

[url]http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20081014/ap_on_bi_st_ma_re/wall_street[/url]

Those are great!:biggthumpup:

[quote=EvilRB;196320]Looks like I was right!!!
 
[URL]http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20081014/ap_on_bi_st_ma_re/wall_street[/URL][/quote]
 
Here's a nut check for you...
[URL]http://articles.moneycentral.msn.com/Investing/Dispatch/market-dispatches-101508.aspx[/URL]
 
So much for your prediction. I knew it'd only drop worse. -70ish points was a maybe level off period yesterday, but -778 points today...
 
I just found out one of my co-workers lost 30k in her 401k alone....damn.

BROKER -- What my broker has made me.


rofl

[QUOTE=Caoboy;196905]Here's a nut check for you...
[URL]http://articles.moneycentral.msn.com/Investing/Dispatch/market-dispatches-101508.aspx[/URL]
 
So much for your prediction. I knew it'd only drop worse. -70ish points was a maybe level off period yesterday, but -778 points today...
 
I just found out one of my co-workers lost 30k in her 401k alone....damn.[/QUOTE]



Yeah my prediction was for that next day not that day after, I was telling my brother that it would drop the next day as well!:biggthumpup:

Remember that the most point gains happened during the great depression. 

Great time to make money if you buy cheap and ride long.
I've made out pretty good money this past few weeks. 
Lost a little but overall it's all good. 
I do feel bad for the people not in my position but if people don't sell for the most part they will be ok in the long run. 
Just don't get scared and sell short!

One example is Freddie Mac
My friend and I bought at $0.29 it closed today down to $1.14, so overall we are still in the green and I don't see it dropping more than that for a while and even if it does we only invest an amount that we don't care about losing. 

FRE  - Freddie Mac (NYSE)

Google Finance   Yahoo Finance   MSN Money   AOL Finance   CNN Money   Reuters  
1.14 -0.11 (-8.80%)  Oct 15 4:02pm ET
Open: 	1.19
High: 	1.25
Low: 	1.10
	 	
Volume: 	20,927,705
Avg Vol: 	107,404,000
Mkt Cap: 	737.60M
Disclaimer
After Hours: 1.14 +0.00 (0.00%)  Oct 15 7:59pm ET

Tell your co-worker not to panic too much just wait it out, if they invested well they will get a portion of their money back in the long run, generally speaking.

She's an older lady, and probably can't wait  years to get it back up, even then, it's not going to be in the black, but rather just recouping ya know?

Look at the market today, it went from -300 to +400 points.....it's all over the place and unstable really....only good news was oil dropped to under $70.