John Receives a random IM.....LOL

So Pirate John a friend from a local board receives an IM and this shit had me in stitches....

[QUOTE=Pirate John;201379]So I receive a random IM and its some guy thinking its his buddy so I decided to fuck with him and see if I could get him turned on his friend and turns out he's a little more fucked up then I pretended to be lol.




MustangJunkie10 (5:56:24 PM): yo

MustangJunkie10 (5:58:07 PM): john

John 4G63 (6:04:27 PM): /

John 4G63 (6:04:29 PM): ?

MustangJunkie10 (6:04:46 PM): haha 

MustangJunkie10 (6:04:56 PM): its chris

John 4G63 (6:05:54 PM): chris?

MustangJunkie10 (6:06:08 PM): hold on is this john with the talon

John 4G63 (6:06:21 PM): nope

John 4G63 (6:06:33 PM): i had a gsx like 4 years ago lol

John 4G63 (6:06:34 PM): ?

MustangJunkie10 (6:06:54 PM): nope my buddy uses this name 4 everything and my buddy said this was his sn

MustangJunkie10 (6:06:56 PM): my bad

John 4G63 (6:07:13 PM): lol alright man chevrolet

John 4G63 (6:08:58 PM): you ever watch another man take a shower

MustangJunkie10 (6:09:09 PM): nope

MustangJunkie10 (6:09:17 PM): dont plan on it

John 4G63 (6:09:18 PM): want to see my dick

MustangJunkie10 (6:09:26 PM): this has 2 b john that i knpw

John 4G63 (6:09:37 PM): does his dick look like your dick

MustangJunkie10 (6:09:46 PM): wow john ur gay

John 4G63 (6:09:58 PM): fuck that

John 4G63 (6:10:02 PM): i only kiss straight guys

MustangJunkie10 (6:10:12 PM): hows the car doing?

John 4G63 (6:10:18 PM): its a pos

MustangJunkie10 (6:10:19 PM): blow it up yet

MustangJunkie10 (6:10:26 PM): is it really

John 4G63 (6:10:31 PM): what dsm isnt

MustangJunkie10 (6:10:36 PM): haha mine

MustangJunkie10 (6:10:37 PM): lol

John 4G63 (6:10:41 PM): lol pfft

John 4G63 (6:10:51 PM): your car is ragged as hell

MustangJunkie10 (6:11:01 PM): not even 

John 4G63 (6:11:06 PM): lol

MustangJunkie10 (6:11:08 PM): it uns and is gonna beat urs

MustangJunkie10 (6:11:12 PM): runs**

John 4G63 (6:11:25 PM): wait till i put on the nawz

MustangJunkie10 (6:11:39 PM): haha ill wait 4 the big boom sure

MustangJunkie10 (6:11:45 PM): lol

John 4G63 (6:12:11 PM): maybe the sonic explosion of me blowin your doors off and you pissing your bloomers

MustangJunkie10 (6:12:39 PM): lol

MustangJunkie10 (6:12:42 PM): haha

MustangJunkie10 (6:12:54 PM): when u going 2 wendys

John 4G63 (6:13:03 PM): here in a little bit

MustangJunkie10 (6:13:35 PM): really this early

John 4G63 (6:13:58 PM): yea she said she had a surprise for me

John 4G63 (6:14:02 PM): idk

MustangJunkie10 (6:14:08 PM): who?

MustangJunkie10 (6:14:12 PM): o wendys lol

John 4G63 (6:14:14 PM): wendy

MustangJunkie10 (6:14:14 PM): i get it

John 4G63 (6:14:18 PM): lol

MustangJunkie10 (6:14:19 PM): haha 

John 4G63 (6:14:35 PM): when u going up there

MustangJunkie10 (6:14:45 PM): loke 8

MustangJunkie10 (6:14:49 PM): like**

John 4G63 (6:14:58 PM): what are we gonna do there lol

MustangJunkie10 (6:15:49 PM): idk ill have the manifold and shit

John 4G63 (6:16:13 PM): does wendy care if we do it at her house

MustangJunkie10 (6:16:23 PM): haha no

John 4G63 (6:16:40 PM): word im gonna shit in the toilet and not flush

MustangJunkie10 (6:17:18 PM): haha

John 4G63 (6:17:39 PM): dude earlier i was at my cousins house

John 4G63 (6:17:48 PM): and i think she was hitting on me

MustangJunkie10 (6:19:01 PM): thats weird

MustangJunkie10 (6:19:03 PM): haha

John 4G63 (6:19:06 PM): i know dude

John 4G63 (6:19:22 PM): like i was sitting on the couch

John 4G63 (6:19:43 PM): and she came up and sat beside me and kissed me

MustangJunkie10 (6:20:01 PM): weird

John 4G63 (6:20:19 PM): for some reason i didnt know what was going on and i kissed her back

MustangJunkie10 (6:20:33 PM): um yea..

MustangJunkie10 (6:20:36 PM): thats weird bro

John 4G63 (6:20:44 PM): i know dude idk wtf happened

John 4G63 (6:20:47 PM): i got up and left

MustangJunkie10 (6:20:55 PM): haha

MustangJunkie10 (6:21:00 PM): o well shit happens

John 4G63 (6:21:18 PM): she keeps like texting me and shit

MustangJunkie10 (6:21:55 PM): haha my oldest sister tries when im down in tennessee so dont worry

John 4G63 (6:22:09 PM): do u ever kiss her back

MustangJunkie10 (6:22:21 PM): nope

MustangJunkie10 (6:22:32 PM): but its cuz she always tries when im sober

MustangJunkie10 (6:22:35 PM): lol

John 4G63 (6:22:43 PM): if u were drunk would u make out with her lol

MustangJunkie10 (6:23:01 PM): probably

MustangJunkie10 (6:23:07 PM): haha she is 16 now

MustangJunkie10 (6:23:12 PM): thats legal down there

John 4G63 (6:23:16 PM): how old are u 

MustangJunkie10 (6:23:26 PM): 19

MustangJunkie10 (6:23:28 PM): haha

John 4G63 (6:23:34 PM): how is it legal lol

MustangJunkie10 (6:23:52 PM): 16 age of consent and she def wouldnt say a word or wed both die

John 4G63 (6:24:09 PM): lol is she hot

MustangJunkie10 (6:24:21 PM): yup

MustangJunkie10 (6:24:31 PM): thats y im glad i dont live with her or id b so protective

John 4G63 (6:24:36 PM): lol how does she try when ur down there

MustangJunkie10 (6:25:06 PM): well lets c im up til like 3am and she comes over and tries 2 lay with me and shit

MustangJunkie10 (6:25:28 PM): it is hard not 2 tho even when sober

John 4G63 (6:25:41 PM): lol u got a pic of her

MustangJunkie10 (6:25:47 PM): no 

MustangJunkie10 (6:25:52 PM): i wish i did

MustangJunkie10 (6:26:02 PM): shes like 5 4 

MustangJunkie10 (6:26:13 PM): DDs

MustangJunkie10 (6:26:20 PM): so yea

MustangJunkie10 (6:26:23 PM): blonde

John 4G63 (6:26:57 PM): lol dam

MustangJunkie10 (6:27:04 PM): yea dude

MustangJunkie10 (6:27:09 PM): its a pain in my ass

MustangJunkie10 (6:27:15 PM): but neway

MustangJunkie10 (6:27:18 PM): haha

John 4G63 (6:27:54 PM): lol ur weird dude

MustangJunkie10 (6:27:58 PM): not even

MustangJunkie10 (6:28:09 PM): i have never done anything with her

John 4G63 (6:28:11 PM): u just talked about fucking ur sister lol

MustangJunkie10 (6:28:13 PM): and prolly never will

MustangJunkie10 (6:28:32 PM): so shes hot no cruel intentions shit going on tho haha

John 4G63 (6:28:46 PM): lol maybe she will let u shit on her chest

MustangJunkie10 (6:29:00 PM): lol

MustangJunkie10 (6:29:07 PM): we r fucked up

John 4G63 (6:29:40 PM): whats even more fucked up is that this isnt chris and i have no idea who u are and i lied about everything i said

MustangJunkie10 (6:31:09 PM): o really

John 4G63 (6:31:16 PM): yes really[/QUOTE]

"o really"

"yes really"


ahahahahahaahahah

lmfao thats awesome

AHAHAHAHA OWNED...is that that guys real sn? cuz ima go bag on his ass....

LMFAO!!!! damn cant deny it!!!

Im alittle disapointed because I wanted to see pics of his sister or even an SN but that shit was funny LOL

hahahahaah

that's gold

boy you crazy!

LOL. :smiley-rofl:

omfg ! dud e wanted to make out with his sister WTF ! down south impreeding !!  
 
 
EPIC FAIL !

Damnn thats some incest shit right there.

funny stuff right there.

that was definitely worth the read!!!!!