Thread #16805

Sham Wow? more like...SHAM POW!!

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DriftGirlApril 1, 2009
#239800

Sham Wow? more like...SHAM POW!!

ShamWow Pitchman's Brutal Beat-Down

Pics show aftermath of ShamWow! spokesman's fight with hooker

By TODD WRIGHT
Updated 8:58 AM EDT, Mon, Mar 30, 2009


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ShamWow? More like Sham-Oww!
New photos of a prostitute allegedly beaten by a late-night pitchman detail what appears to have been particularly brutal attack.
Vince Shlomi, best known for hocking products for $19.95 on late night infomercials, was arrested on South Beach last month for allegedly beating up a prostitute who tried to bite out his tongue.
And if the photos of the hooker after the beating occurred are any indication, it appears Shlomi must not have liked what she was selling that night in his hotel room.

The pics, posted on tmz.com, allegedly show the battered and bruised hooker, Sasha Harris, with two blood-shot black eyes and multiple bruises on her body.
According to a report on www.thesmokinggun.com, Shlomi invited Harris up for "straight sex" at the low introductory rate of $1,000.
But wait...there's more.
When Shlomi, 44, tried to tongue kiss Harris, she latched onto his tongue with her teeth. Not sure if that was part of the offer or one of those throw in deals for acting fast Shlomi is always talking about.
Shlomi is probably best known as the ShamWow! guy who wears a phone headset while extolling the super absorbent virtues of the ShamWow towel. He also sells food choppers, which look pretty effective when he demonstrates.
Back to the action. So as Harris chewed on Shlomi's money maker - his tongue - the pitchman punched and punched until - ShamWow! - the hooker let go, according to the police report.
Shlomi ran to the lobby of the hotel where security called police. When they arrived, they found Shlomi bleeding from the mouth.
Authorities originally charged both combatants with aggravated battery, but prosecutors decided not to pursue the charges on either.

Shamwow! doesn't make a super absorbent bandage for tongues, but Shlomi might want to make a pitch for that, too.

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I just ordered sum of those things the other day :pat:
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ShamWow Pitchman's Brutal Beat-Down
 
Pics show aftermath of ShamWow! spokesman's fight with hooker
 
By TODD WRIGHT 
Updated 8:58 AM EDT, Mon, Mar 30, 2009
 
 
[IMG]http://media.nbcmiami.com/images/300*217/shampair.jpg[/IMG]
 
ShamWow? More like Sham-Oww!
New photos of a prostitute allegedly beaten by a late-night pitchman detail what appears to have been particularly brutal attack. 
Vince Shlomi, best known for hocking products for $19.95 on late night infomercials, was arrested on South Beach last month for allegedly beating up a prostitute who tried to bite out his tongue.
And if the photos of the hooker after the beating occurred are any indication, it appears Shlomi must not have liked what she was selling that night in his hotel room.
 
The pics, posted on tmz.com, allegedly show the battered and bruised hooker, Sasha Harris, with two blood-shot black eyes and multiple bruises on her body. 
According to a report on [URL="http://www.thesmokinggun.com"]www.thesmokinggun.com[/URL], Shlomi invited Harris up for "straight sex" at the low introductory rate of $1,000.
But wait...there's more.
When Shlomi, 44, tried to tongue kiss Harris, she latched onto his tongue with her teeth. Not sure if that was part of the offer or one of those throw in deals for acting fast Shlomi is always talking about.
Shlomi is probably best known as the ShamWow! guy who wears a phone headset while extolling the super absorbent virtues of the ShamWow towel. He also sells food choppers, which look pretty effective when he demonstrates.
Back to the action. So as Harris chewed on Shlomi's money maker - his tongue - the pitchman punched and punched until - ShamWow! - the hooker let go, according to the police report.
Shlomi ran to the lobby of the hotel where security called police. When they arrived, they found Shlomi bleeding from the mouth.
Authorities originally charged both combatants with aggravated battery, but prosecutors decided not to pursue the charges on either.
 
Shamwow! doesn't make a super absorbent bandage for tongues, but Shlomi might want to make a pitch for that, too.
 
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I just ordered sum of those things the other day :pat:
airmaxApril 1, 2009
#239806
shoulda saved your money, those things suck. absorber ftw!
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shoulda saved your money, those things suck. absorber ftw!
CaoboyApril 1, 2009
#239831
airmax;239806 wrote:shoulda saved your money, those things suck. absorber ftw!

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[quote=airmax;239806]shoulda saved your money, those things suck. absorber ftw![/quote]
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//935GS400April 1, 2009
#239832
he deserved it... trying to tongue kiss a hooker. lol
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he deserved it... trying to tongue kiss a hooker. lol
widebody_QApril 1, 2009
#239836
//935GS400;239832 wrote:he deserved it... trying to tongue kiss a hooker. lol



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augdoggApril 1, 2009
#239843
Don't care much about the beatdown, but everyone I know that bought the chamois say it suks!!!
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Don't care much about the beatdown, but everyone I know that bought the chamois say it suks!!!
SKperformanceApril 2, 2009
#240013
Its GREAT..............
Way to scratch the shyt out of your car.
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Its GREAT..............
Way to scratch the shyt out of your car.
Green PouponApril 2, 2009
#240025
All that money and he still has to pay for sex? Weird.
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All that money and he still has to pay for sex? Weird.
elpresidenteApril 2, 2009
#240064
Green Grundel;240025 wrote:All that money and he still has to pay for sex? Weird.

Have you not SEEN this guy and how he acts?? Haha, I totally understand how he got in this situation..

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[QUOTE=Green Grundel;240025]All that money and he still has to pay for sex? Weird.[/QUOTE]
Have you not SEEN this guy and how he acts??  Haha, I totally understand how he got in this situation..

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chrispyApril 2, 2009
#240079
I have a hard time believing he's 44.
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I have a hard time believing he's 44.
jaynick808April 2, 2009
#240101
//935GS400;239832 wrote:he deserved it... trying to tongue kiss a hooker. lol

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on a side note this guy looks like johnny knoxvilles meth addicted stunt double when i saw him on tv. or beavis. hahaha
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[quote=//935GS400;239832]he deserved it... trying to tongue kiss a hooker. lol[/quote]
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on a side note this guy looks like johnny knoxvilles meth addicted stunt double when i saw him on tv. or beavis. hahaha
20sburningApril 2, 2009
#240110
WOW... 44? really... yeah this guy comes off as a dick on tv,, so I woulsay that he is worse in real life
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WOW... 44? really... yeah this guy comes off as a dick on tv,, so I woulsay that he is worse in real life
CaoboyApril 2, 2009
#240131
chrispy;240079 wrote:I have a hard time believing he's 44.


Cocaine is aging's kryptonite.
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[quote=chrispy;240079]I have a hard time believing he's 44.[/quote]

Cocaine is aging's kryptonite.
SkidMarkApril 3, 2009
#240193
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Green PouponApril 3, 2009
#240359
You gotta hand it to the guy. He didn't just come up with a pitch good enough to sell washcloths at 8 for $20, he even had the balls to put the fact that it was a "SHAM" in the name.
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You gotta hand it to the guy. He didn't just come up with a pitch good enough to sell washcloths at 8 for $20, he even had the balls to put the fact that it was a "SHAM" in the name.
Swizz_dubApril 9, 2009
#241254
I guess she didn't love his nuts. =/.
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I guess she didn't love his nuts. =/.
CamryVIPApril 22, 2009
#243755
widebody_Q;239836 wrote:X2

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