david letterman top ten pinoy

[FONT=&quot][COLOR=white]David Letterman's TOP TEN LIST [/COLOR][/FONT]
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[FONT=&quot][COLOR=white]Top ten reasons why there couldn't be a Filipino-American US President: [/COLOR][/FONT]
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[FONT=&quot][COLOR=white]10. White House is not big enough for in-laws and extended relatives. [/COLOR][/FONT]
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[FONT=&quot][COLOR=white]9. Not enough parking spaces at White House for 2 Honda Civics, Toyota Celica, 1985 Mercedes Benz Diesel, BMW (big mean wife) and MPV (My Pinoy Van). [/COLOR][/FONT]
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[FONT=&quot][COLOR=white]8. Dignitaries generally intimidated by eating with fingers at state dinners. [/COLOR][/FONT]
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[FONT=&quot][COLOR=white]7. Too many dining rooms in the White House - where will they put the last supper picture? [/COLOR][/FONT]
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[FONT=&quot][COLOR=white]6. White house walls not big enough to hold giant wooden spoon and fork. [/COLOR][/FONT]
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[FONT=&quot][COLOR=white]5. Secret service staff won't respond to "psssst, psssst". [/COLOR][/FONT]
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[FONT=&quot][COLOR=white]4. Secret service staff uncomfortable driving presidential car with rosary hanging on the rear view mirror or the statuette of [/COLOR][/FONT]
[FONT=&quot][COLOR=white]Santo Nino on the dashboard. [/COLOR][/FONT]
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[FONT=&quot][COLOR=white]3. No budget allocation to purchase karaoke machines in every White House room. [/COLOR][/FONT]
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[FONT=&quot][COLOR=white]2. State dinners do not allow "Take Home". [/COLOR][/FONT]
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[FONT=&quot][COLOR=white]AND THE NUMBER ONE REASON : [/COLOR][/FONT]
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[FONT=&quot][COLOR=white]1. AIR FORCE ONE - does not allow overweight balikbayan boxes. [/COLOR][/FONT]

why is your text black?

haha :-P

lol...thats classic....becasue i know some poeple with that stuff in there house...

:smiley-rofl: @  karaoke machines in every White House room ... 
 
My Boy was dating a fine Filipino mami and he invited her and her family to a party.... and her family came to the party with there own Karaoke machine...  :innoutrofl2:

some of them i found really funny, others not so much.

"7. Too many dining rooms in the White House - where will they put the last supper picture? " made me lolol.

LoLz!!!!!

lol, 
:smiley-rofl:

was this a real top ten list?

haha my fiancee is filipina and this is hialrious

[QUOTE=KDotV;257274]haha my fiancee is filipina and this is hialrious[/QUOTE]
 
 
^^^^
same here 
 
:smiley-rofl::smiley-rofl:
 
but she didnt find it funny :dance:

ahh hahaha dats funny!the giant fork and spoon got me cracking! 
yes im filipino and we got the giant fork and spoon in our house!

haha glad you guys liked it

LOL Filipinos are the Mexicans of Asians

[QUOTE=mEx_lEx;257529]LOL Filipinos are the Mexicans of Asians[/QUOTE]

Is that a good or bad thing?

[QUOTE=Blitz;257568]Is that a good or bad thing?[/QUOTE]
 
I don't know, depends if you consider it a compliment or not =)=)=)

[QUOTE=BIGGZ;257348]ahh hahaha dats funny!the giant fork and spoon got me cracking! 
yes im filipino and we got the giant fork and spoon in our house![/QUOTE]

Not flip, but we had those in our house too!:smiley-rofl:

just seen this thread. HILarious!

hahaha my neighbors/good friends are filipino and they have an '80s benz diesel, a civic, an old accord, 2 bmws...but they also have a new evo, a new 911, cayenne, etc.

funny shit!!

haha glad to see applies to many lol

Haha, it's funny cause its all* true!

*almost

haha! :biggthumpup: