Thread #20678

God damn you cool ranch doritos

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Green PouponFebruary 22, 2010
#301947

God damn you cool ranch doritos

When did COOLER ranch become just normal cool ranch. It's bullshit. The last chip in the bag is like the first chip in the old bags. The only way to enjoy is shake the shit out of it from the top so all the seasoning goes to the bottom. Then you have cooler ranch lower and plain corn chips on top.

Seriously they reduced the flavoring by at least 5,000%

Now I will only buy bbq baked lays. Anybody else with me on this cool ranch thing cause it pisses me off considerably :saiyancrunks:

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When did COOL[b]ER[/b] ranch become just normal cool ranch.  It's bullshit.  The last chip in the bag is like the first chip in the old bags.  The only way to enjoy is shake the shit out of it from the top so all the seasoning goes to the bottom.  Then you have cooler ranch lower and plain corn chips on top. 

Seriously they reduced the flavoring by at least 5,000%

Now I will only buy bbq baked lays. Anybody else with me on this cool ranch thing cause it pisses me off considerably :saiyancrunks:

[img]http://www.wackypackages.org/realproductsscans/2005/doritos.jpg[/img] [img]http://blogs.trb.com/features/consumer/shopping/blog/DORITOS_COOL_RANCH_.gif[/img]
DamicciFebruary 22, 2010
#301948
And random rant of the day winner is..........
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And random rant of the day winner is..........
BrandicusFebruary 22, 2010
#301949
i havent seen this cooler ranch nor do i want too, its all cool ranch over here dude! im going to have to stockpile if theyre changing it like you say.

random stoner rant of the day goes too...
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i havent seen this cooler ranch nor do i want too, its all cool ranch over here dude!  im going to have to stockpile if theyre changing it like you say.

random stoner rant of the day goes too...
vip tint+glassFebruary 22, 2010
#301962
expect evrything to get a lil blander. govt regulations and all this nutritional value crap

in a couple months fast food chains will have to post up calorie counts next to the price

they want all these values in plain sight for everybody to see, not just those that r concerned
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expect evrything to get a lil blander.  govt regulations and all this nutritional value crap

in a couple months fast food chains will have to post up calorie counts next to the price

they want all these values in plain sight for everybody to see, not just those that r concerned
vip tint+glassFebruary 22, 2010
#301963
what i hate the most is the new 7-up. they made it 100% natural, shits gross now. they should of just made that natural one an option. now the only 7-up i drink is the cherry
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what i hate the most is the new 7-up. they made it 100% natural, shits gross now. they should of just made that natural one an option.  now the only 7-up i drink is the cherry
MR.JFebruary 22, 2010
#301965
hey man i feel you on that .
sh*t i still want them to bring back the 25cent bags back.
now the 25cent bags(same size) are a flunking dollar!!! wtf!!!
its a munchie out rage!!!

lol
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hey man i feel you on that . 
sh*t i still want them to bring back the 25cent bags back. 
now the 25cent bags(same size) are a flunking dollar!!! wtf!!!
its a munchie out rage!!! 
 
lol
SanDiegoG35February 23, 2010
#302001
hahaha, ill stick to my hot lays and sour cream.

but i never seen cooler ranch out here in daygo or i just never noticed it said cooler
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hahaha, ill stick to my hot lays and sour cream. 

but i never seen cooler ranch out here in daygo or i just never noticed it said cooler
dzznuts671February 23, 2010
#302012
Lays Kettle Cooked BBQ Chips for the win!:smiley-rofl:
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Lays Kettle Cooked BBQ Chips for the win!:smiley-rofl:
DamicciFebruary 23, 2010
#302038
Shiot Lime tostitos!!!
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Shiot Lime tostitos!!!
GLuXuRyFebruary 23, 2010
#302053
its been cooler ranch for a while now hasnt it ? atleast a couple years
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its been cooler ranch for a while now hasnt it ? atleast a couple years
vip tint+glassFebruary 23, 2010
#302066
ive always seen it as cooler ranch since the change a long time ago.

havent seen the new old cool ranch anywhere yet, but ihavent been looking

but today i bought the new biodegradable bag sun chips
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ive always seen it as cooler ranch since the change a long time ago.

havent seen the new old cool ranch anywhere yet, but ihavent been looking

but today i bought the new biodegradable bag sun chips
Vlad B.March 1, 2010
#303670
that sun chips bag feels funkey as all hell
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that sun chips bag feels funkey as all hell
BrandicusMarch 1, 2010
#303678
okay guys let me lay it down real quick


Salt and Pepper Kettle Chips

/thread
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okay guys let me lay it down real quick


Salt and Pepper Kettle Chips

/thread
phrosttz0March 2, 2010
#303734
vip tint+glass;301963 wrote:what i hate the most is the new 7-up. they made it 100% natural, shits gross now. they should of just made that natural one an option. now the only 7-up i drink is the cherry




word, def tastes like shit now
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[QUOTE=vip tint+glass;301963]what i hate the most is the new 7-up. they made it 100% natural, shits gross now. they should of just made that natural one an option.  now the only 7-up i drink is the cherry[/QUOTE]



word, def tastes like shit now
DamicciMarch 14, 2010
#306736
cheese burger flavored doritos.....FTWWWW
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cheese burger flavored doritos.....FTWWWW
brainneededMarch 14, 2010
#306774
tastes the same to me? :shrug:
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tastes the same to me? :shrug:
siphanracingMarch 14, 2010
#306807
...and Pringles are super bland now. Barely any flavor!
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...and Pringles are super bland now.  Barely any flavor!
EstimaBoyMarch 15, 2010
#306902
dried banana chips FTW! jk, I've never seen a cooler ranch Doritos bag in my life, until i saw that pic. I just finished a cool ranch bag the other day. But now I'm scared. I'm gonna raid all my local stores for cool ranch now.
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dried banana chips FTW! jk, I've never seen a cooler ranch Doritos bag in my life, until i saw that pic. I just finished a cool ranch bag the other day. But now I'm scared. I'm gonna raid all my local stores for cool ranch now.
NELSON09March 15, 2010
#306993
...any chips I get my hands on are immediately soaked in lime, then with Tapatio hot sauce. :420yawn:
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...any chips I get my hands on are immediately soaked in lime, then with Tapatio hot sauce. :420yawn:
EstimaBoyMarch 16, 2010
#307239
I love tapatio hot sauce, I put it on everything, I have a tapatio shirt too.
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I love tapatio hot sauce, I put it on everything, I have a tapatio shirt too.
NELSON09March 16, 2010
#307271
EstimaBoy;307239 wrote:I love tapatio hot sauce, I put it on everything, I have a tapatio shirt too.

I Gotta get one of those too LOL.
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[QUOTE=EstimaBoy;307239]I love tapatio hot sauce, I put it on everything, I have a tapatio shirt too.[/QUOTE]
I Gotta get one of those too LOL.
kingpinMarch 16, 2010
#307296
GLuXuRy;302053 wrote:its been cooler ranch for a while now hasnt it ? atleast a couple years
frigg i guess we are getting the old stock CUS its still cool ranch here ...must be canada LOL
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[QUOTE=GLuXuRy;302053]its been cooler ranch for a while now hasnt it ? atleast a couple years[/QUOTE] frigg i guess we are getting the old stock CUS its still cool ranch here ...must be canada LOL
VipDoutMarch 24, 2010
#309178

Re: God damn you cool ranch doritos

i always wondered why cool ranch was so damn bland !!!! wtf
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i always wondered why cool ranch was so damn bland !!!! wtf
BAHCMarch 26, 2010
#309626
cooler ranch is old school...back in my elementary days.
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cooler ranch is old school...back in my elementary days.
Green PouponMarch 30, 2010
#310398
I'm telling you the last chip in the new bag is like the first in the old one.
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I'm telling you the last chip in the new bag is like the first in the old one.
BlitzMarch 30, 2010
#310417
honestly... I really like fritos out of all...
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honestly... I really like fritos out of all...
NELSON09March 30, 2010
#310530
Green Poupon;310398 wrote:I'm telling you the last chip in the new bag is like the first in the old one.

Damn economy. People watering down the Kool-Aide now this. I swear burgers got smaller everywhere too.:smiley-rofl:
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[QUOTE=Green Poupon;310398]I'm telling you the last chip in the new bag is like the first in the old one.[/QUOTE]
Damn economy. People watering down the Kool-Aide now this. I swear burgers got smaller everywhere too.:smiley-rofl:
widebody_QMarch 31, 2010
#310665
All the skinny people have to suffer because the country is over weight. I will continue to eat at out door vendors that do not post calorie charts up
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All the skinny people have to suffer because the country is over weight.  I will continue to eat at out door vendors that do not post calorie charts up
iSuxeLApril 28, 2010
#317062
This thread is hilarious! haha Cape Cod 40% less fat chips FTMFW! haha
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This thread is hilarious! haha Cape Cod 40% less fat chips FTMFW! haha