Thread #25781

Text this to a girl, get LAID!!!

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eye essApril 27, 2011
#384454

Text this to a girl, get LAID!!!

Saw this on another forum and it was great. Text the message below to your wife, girlfriend, or friend and see what she says and POST IT UP.

You: I have a question
Her : response
You: Since we are both good looking, why haven't we banged yet?
Her: response
You: Coming over now

Thought you guys would get a kick out of this lol.
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Saw this on another forum and it was great. Text the message below to your wife, girlfriend, or friend and see what she says and POST IT UP.

You: I have a question
Her : response
You: Since we are both good looking, why haven't we banged yet?
Her: response
You: Coming over now

Thought you guys would get a kick out of this lol.
jeebusApril 27, 2011
#384455
If you text that your wife then you are a sad sad person.

Always test drive before buying the car.
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If you text that your wife then you are a sad sad person. 

Always test drive before buying the car.
RajahCastiApril 27, 2011
#384462
you:Make me a sandwich.
Her: what do you want on it?
you: Dont ask questions, lets fuk.

:biggthumpup:
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you:Make me a sandwich.
Her: what do you want on it?
you: Dont ask questions, lets fuk. 

:biggthumpup:
kingpinApril 27, 2011
#384485
You are lucky that i know you ...:pat:
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You are lucky that i know you ...:pat:
Kouki MonsterApril 28, 2011
#384530
Now, which girl to send it too. Hmm send all lol
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Now, which girl to send it too. Hmm send all lol
VI IXApril 28, 2011
#384658
RajahCasti;384462 wrote:you:Make me a sandwich.
Her: what do you want on it?
you: Dont ask questions, lets fuk.

:biggthumpup:



haha. and then in kouki monsters profile pic there's a sandwhich. :smiley-rofl:
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[QUOTE=RajahCasti;384462]you:Make me a sandwich.
Her: what do you want on it?
you: Dont ask questions, lets fuk. 

:biggthumpup:[/QUOTE]


haha. and then in kouki monsters profile pic there's a sandwhich. :smiley-rofl:
brainneededApril 29, 2011
#384695
those are $$$ stacks, not a sandwich, lol.
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those are $$$ stacks, not a sandwich, lol.
speedaddictApril 29, 2011
#384781
eww, why would you put your mouth on money stacks...dirtymoney...
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eww, why would you put your mouth on money stacks...dirtymoney...
EXE.UCF10April 30, 2011
#384887
brainneeded;384695 wrote:those are $$$ stacks, not a sandwich, lol.

No waaay. :pat::smiley-rofl:
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[QUOTE=brainneeded;384695]those are $$$ stacks, not a sandwich, lol.[/QUOTE]
No waaay. :pat::smiley-rofl:
Mr.DobackApril 30, 2011
#385005
Forum image

/thread. :smiley-rofl:
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[IMG]http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lk9pxvcerL1qfs1nqo1_500.jpg[/IMG]

/thread. :smiley-rofl:
knguyenMay 1, 2011
#385181
hahah what kind of girls you be kicking it with, mind sharing some numbers?
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hahah what kind of girls you be kicking it with, mind sharing some numbers?
Kouki MonsterMay 1, 2011
#385184
Sloots are everywhere lol
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Sloots are everywhere lol
brainneededMay 1, 2011
#385186
so are std's. HIYO!
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so are std's. HIYO!
alwayzspeedinMay 10, 2011
#387302
all i got to say is

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all i got to say is

[img]http://www.popaholicsanonymous.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/chris-hanson-nice-to-see-you.jpg[/img]
Kouki MonsterMay 10, 2011
#387328
there are 18 year olds in high school that are seniors..
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there are 18 year olds in high school that are seniors..
PavelK313May 10, 2011
#387441
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