Thread #27642

Best post ever - static vs. air

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SchnitzOctober 16, 2011
#417396

Best post ever - static vs. air

From VWVortex:


Dude?

Don't you get it???

He said he rides low.

But there was this one time that he didn't ride low.

Get it?!?!

Someone took a picture!

A picture!

Of him riding high!

I roll 1/2 inch off the ground... Static, y0.

That's like...

That's like...

That's like... 12.7 millimeters in your strange currency!

Don't you get it??!?!

He doesn't ride low!

He says he rides low!

But he doesn't ride low!

And he's on bags!

And claims to ride low!

But he doesn't!

He's a liar!

This one time, I saw him.

He wasn't riding low.

I ride 12.7 millimeters of the ground!

That's like...

That's like... 1/2 inch AMERICAN!

I ride low.

He doesn't ride low.

Get it?

No?

How can I explain it better?

Well...

He said he rides low.

But he doesn't ride low.

Static, y0!
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From VWVortex:
 
 
Dude?
 
Don't you get it???
 
He said he rides low.
 
But there was this one time that he didn't ride low.
 
Get it?!?!
 
Someone took a picture!
 
A picture!
 
Of him riding high!
 
I roll 1/2 inch off the ground... Static, y0.
 
That's like...
 
That's like...
 
That's like... 12.7 millimeters in your strange currency!
 
Don't you get it??!?!
 
He doesn't ride low!
 
He says he rides low!
 
But he doesn't ride low!
 
And he's on bags!
 
And claims to ride low!
 
But he doesn't!
 
He's a liar!
 
This one time, I saw him.
 
He wasn't riding low.
 
I ride 12.7 millimeters of the ground!
 
That's like... 
 
That's like... 1/2 inch AMERICAN!
 
I ride low.
 
He doesn't ride low.
 
Get it?
 
No?
 
How can I explain it better?
 
Well...
 
He said he rides low.
 
But he doesn't ride low.
 
Static, y0!
lunatykOctober 16, 2011
#417413
Vortex is dumb.. They spend 3-4k on bbs lm's -_- in weak specs
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Vortex is dumb.. They spend 3-4k on bbs lm's -_- in weak specs
SchnitzOctober 16, 2011
#417434
But they are fukkin funny. Not to mention VW's are the original Kings of Fitment & Stance.

And you need to realize LM's were never made in really aggressive offsets and that's the going price for them either way.
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But they are fukkin funny. Not to mention VW's are the original Kings of Fitment & Stance.

And you need to realize LM's were never made in really aggressive offsets and that's the going price for them either way.
Mr.DobackOctober 16, 2011
#417440
having been on vortex and owned vws since 05...

I will always love vortex, but it definitely lost quality after switching from zeroforum. :pat:
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having been on vortex and owned vws since 05...

I will always love vortex, but it definitely lost quality after switching from zeroforum. :pat:
NETOctober 16, 2011
#417462
lunatyk;417413 wrote:Vortex is dumb.. They spend 3-4k on bbs lm's -_- in weak specs


basically this.
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[QUOTE=lunatyk;417413]Vortex is dumb.. They spend 3-4k on bbs lm's -_- in weak specs[/QUOTE]

basically this.
4DGSOctober 17, 2011
#417561
Brett, IMO they butchered fitment. Yes they were the first to really do it in north america but it was all mexiflush stretching 50 series tires on 13 inch wheels and shit and bagged cars that NEED to air up 2" just to move.

I'm good friends with the Chopshop guys that are 90% volkwagens and I love their cars because they do them right, but 80% of the VW fitment scene is just poorly done and looks terrible.

However, I know what he's sayin lol

BTW, Brett, You're going to want to test fit my new wheels :D
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Brett, IMO they butchered fitment. Yes they were the first to really do it in north america but it was all mexiflush stretching 50 series tires on 13 inch wheels and shit and bagged cars that NEED to air up 2" just to move.

I'm good friends with the Chopshop guys that are 90% volkwagens and I love their cars because they do them right, but 80% of the VW fitment scene is just poorly done and looks terrible.

However, I know what he's sayin lol

BTW, Brett, You're going to want to test fit my new wheels :D
SchnitzOctober 21, 2011
#418404
They were doing it Germany waaaayy before anyone in NA was doing it.
The quality might be suspect at times but they were doin it first and more often than anyone else.
Either way, I don't give a shit about VW's.

My point was to poke fun at all the static vs. air bullshit. It's laughable and I thought that post said it best.
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They were doing it Germany waaaayy before anyone in NA was doing it.
The quality might be suspect at times but they were doin it first and more often than anyone else.
Either way, I don't give a shit about VW's.
 
My point was to poke fun at all the static vs. air bullshit. It's laughable and I thought that post said it best.
4DGSOctober 25, 2011
#419056
^ without a doubt it does.

have you seen Hitler talking about air ride?
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^ without a doubt it does.

have you seen Hitler talking about air ride?