So you want to be a player...

A friend emailed me this, just thought I'd share... A friend once told me a beautiful sweet woman, can turn into an unstable crazy b**** given the right circumstances, after viewing this, I think he might be onto something

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Here is a real life story from a fellow impala ss owner:


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the "battle ram"



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haha that sucks...that's why you tell them up front that you have other girls.

Haha, those are all funny! Good stuff!

Ive seen most of those already but its great to see them again! I like the billboard the most, imagine that happening to you or someone you know, lol

those are hilirious

Ahh the dreaded crashguard aka battering ram... pure evil!!! Dark Anghell that only works until they catch feelings, that whole emotional attachment thing. Thats why i have a new approach, I tell them I'm not worth a damn to begin, so then she can never expect anything from me. "Hey (insert females name) I'll be honest with you, I ain't shit, ..." 9/10 she'll say something to stroke your ego afterwards, try it, it works

stroke you 'ego'? is that what you call it now? LOL.

[QUOTE=solini;56160]Ahh the dreaded crashguard aka battering ram... pure evil!!! Dark Anghell that only works until they catch feelings, that whole emotional attachment thing. Thats why i have a new approach, I tell them I'm not worth a damn to begin, so then she can never expect anything from me. "Hey (insert females name) I'll be honest with you, I ain't shit, ..." 9/10 she'll say something to stroke your ego afterwards, try it, it works[/QUOTE]

nah...I just give them the whole "I am only looking for a friend...blah...blah...I am seeing other girls as well" speech. If they are not OK with it...I've got hundreds of other girls to choose from and at least half will be fine with that arrangement. Girls who are 18-27 are all about having fun anyway. Younger than 18 will get me jail time, and older than 27 are trying to find a future hubby. Now this rule does not apply to all the girls...but does apply to about half.

I just don't get why guys lie about other women...in the long run telling the truth will get you way further.

[QUOTE=Caoboy;56180]stroke you 'ego'? is that what you call it now? LOL.[/QUOTE]

LOL, good one...

Dark Anghell, I agree with most of what you said, especially the under 18, get's you in jail, lol. But as for the 27 and up. I used to think the same thing until I started working where i'm at now. These women are some freaks!!! Around this age females are reaching they're sexual peak as men's are starting to decline. Now a lot of these women were in serious relationships in their 20s, maybe even married, had some kids, and came to the conclusion they just want to have fun now, and boy do I love them for it.

As for "the truth," Jack Nicolson said it best ..." You want the truth.... YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH"

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that is the most messed up thing ive ever seen :eek: how could anyone do that? Ive never had a girl flip out on me like that, I dont know what I would do...

and secondly where the hell did she get all those pickaxes??  There should be a rule at home depot that you cannot sell more than 1 pickaxe to an angry looking woman.

I can vouch for the freakiness in woman over 27! Last year when me and my fiance took some time off from each other I met a 29 and 27 year old and for a few months they both seemed to wear me out. Woohoo

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this one is great

Thats the one I was talking about, LOL