What not to eat before u go out.

That longanisa thread got me thinkin....i've danced with girls with some funky ass breffff....heres somethings u should avoid before the club....or date....etc....feel free to add more...
 
 
1. PHO
2. bagoong
3. kim chee
4. garlic
5. longanisa
6. stinky ass fried fish
7. sirachi (rooster sauce)

Doner kebabs
Pickled onions
quarter pounder burger (onion breath!)

-anything Italian
-seafood
-onions
-garlic
-Indian food
 
 
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Last time I went out with this chic, we went to go eat some Thai food before going to the club...OMGZ!!! real bad idea :gonk: 
Green curry + Liquor = the nastiest looking/smelling vomit.

any dairy product, durian, and stinky tofu.

Haggis.
Eggs.
Cheese.

lol!! anything curried, dairy, to avoid..:dance:

[QUOTE=TLontheDL;69872]any dairy product, durian, and stinky tofu.[/QUOTE]

correction,  you should never eat durian. I got up the guts to try in in indo and couldn't get past the smell.

Jake

poop.

hahaha.

jack in the crack is only for AFTER drinking...
if you eat it before or during, you're bound to throw up.
true story.

bahok.
paddack
cao pi

all that nasty stuff. 


you can eat pho! i do. i also pop gum afterwards just in case.


tell those fools to go to the dentist and get the plaque cleaned off their teeth and out of their gums. that's probably what's making their breath kick.

[QUOTE=Dominik;69839]quarter pounder burger (onion breath!)[/QUOTE]

That's why you order all your burgers without onions. :biggthumpup:

[quote=Dominik]quarter pounder burger (onion breath!)[/quote]
 
For those that like to drink like I do .......alcohol kills that smell.
 
I dont smoke BUT I reek of cig smoke by the end of the nite  :saiyancrunks:

-Beans
 
If you let one loose at the club just give the person next to u a nasty look then walk it out.

bahok tops the list i think...

PHILIPINOOOOOOOOOOOOO HAWT DOHG !!!

if you know your going to get wasted to all hell at the end of the night... i guess it really doesent matter if your breathe stinks... i would say if the food is cheap, eat it. then throw it all back out cause of liqour :)

2. bagoong
lmao!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! it taste so good tho.. longanisa, taste realllly good to, but stinks when you burp..

ur grandmas vagina

[QUOTE=BrOKeN AbStRaCt;71957]2. bagoong
lmao!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! it taste so good tho.. longanisa, taste realllly good to, but stinks when you burp..[/QUOTE]


Agreed, Longanisa with suka (vinger w/peppers and a hint of PATIS). LMAO don't let some roll in your ride with the windows up and burp.

For some reason the Miso soup at Japanese restaurants give me DIARREA, your stomach start bubbling and making awful sounds, embarrassing. Then you go to the bathroom and just plaster the porcelin!!! LOL

Wouldn't it suck if you left your windows cracked in the hot sun and someone threw some TOYO(dried fish) or dumped some PATIS(fish sauce) in your ride???:yahoo_24:

[QUOTE=widebody_Q;71687]-Beans
 
If you let one loose at the club just give the person next to u a nasty look then walk it out.[/QUOTE]

Frijoles!

just eat a grip of peanuts..... it clears ur breath with peanut smell.. like gum does with minty smell

[QUOTE=DEE;69822]That longanisa thread got me thinkin....i've danced with girls with some funky ass breffff....heres somethings u should avoid before the club....or date....etc....feel free to add more...
 
 
1. PHO
2. bagoong
3. kim chee
4. garlic
5. longanisa
6. stinky ass fried fish
7. sirachi (rooster sauce)[/QUOTE]

hahahahah longanisa will stay with you for a good minute. definitely smells like skunk comin outta someone's mouth

Dumplings, vietnamese rice plates or anything that has to do with fish sauce.

Mexican food makes you reek after you eat it, so I stay away. Thai food makes it feel like the freddy vs jason movie is going on in my lower intestine...sucks having a thai girlfriend sometimes, lol

whats wrong with longanisa? hahah

longsilog holla

Natto, Kimchee, Garlic, anything with Nuoc mam!!!

[QUOTE=Oyabun;83429]Natto, Kimchee, Garlic, anything with Nuoc mam!!![/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=TLontheDL;69872]any dairy product, durian, and stinky tofu.[/QUOTE]

The Durian is NOT even concidered  edible!!! Nor is it concidered a food!!!LOLOL!!!!!

[quote=Oyabun;83431]The Durian is NOT even concidered  edible!!! Nor is it concidered a food!!!LOLOL!!!!![/quote]


yeah man, its a fruit. It is edible, cmonnnn...~! :smiley:

[QUOTE=vip tint+glass;83384]whats wrong with longanisa? hahah

longsilog holla[/QUOTE]

i heard they sell microwaveable ones in cali. lol nothing wrong with it. the scent just stays with you for a day no matter how many times you brush your teeth and use mouthwash