elpresidenteAugust 30, 2007
#85002Interesting facts that don't matter all too much...
I know, your life will never be the same after you read this. You arewelcome..well, not really but yah, read it anyhow...
If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have produced
enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.
(Hardly seems worth it..I'm too laid back)
If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced
to create the energy of an atomic bomb.
(Now that's more like it! Just think of the uses!)
The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body to
squirt blood 30 feet.
(Holy shi..)
A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes.
(In my next life, I want to be a pig.)
A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it starves to death.
(Creepy.)
(I'm still not over the pig.)
Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories a hour
(Don't try this at home, maybe at work?)
The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its
body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off.
("Honey, I'm home. What the..?!" and NOT what I want to come back as.)
The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It's like a human jumping the
length of a football field.
(30 minutes..freakin' pig! Can you imagine it?)
The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds.
(What could be so tasty on the bottom of a pond? Seriously.)
Some lions mate over 50 times a day.
(I still want to be a pig in my next life...quality over quantity)
Butterflies taste with their feet.
(Something I always wanted to know and curious how they figured that out...excuse me there butterfly how do you taste things?)
The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.
(Hmmmmmm......I'd like a recount.)
Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed
people.
(If you're ambidextrous, do you split the difference?)
Elephants are the only animals that cannot jump.
(okay, so that would be a good thing)
A cat's urine glows under a black light.
(I wonder who was paid to figure that out?)
An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.
(I know some people like that.)
Starfish have no brains
(see answer above this one.)
Polar bears are left-handed.
(If they switch they'll live a lot longer, stupid polar bears.)
Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.
(What about that pig?? What a raw deal...)
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I know, your life will never be the same after you read this. You are
welcome..well, not really but yah, read it anyhow...
If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have produced
enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.
(Hardly seems worth it..I'm too laid back)
If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced
to create the energy of an atomic bomb.
(Now that's more like it! Just think of the uses!)
The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body to
squirt blood 30 feet.
(Holy shi..)
A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes.
(In my next life, I want to be a pig.)
A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it starves to death.
(Creepy.)
(I'm still not over the pig.)
Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories a hour
(Don't try this at home, maybe at work?)
The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its
body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off.
("Honey, I'm home. What the..?!" and NOT what I want to come back as.)
The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It's like a human jumping the
length of a football field.
(30 minutes..freakin' pig! Can you imagine it?)
The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds.
(What could be so tasty on the bottom of a pond? Seriously.)
Some lions mate over 50 times a day.
(I still want to be a pig in my next life...quality over quantity)
Butterflies taste with their feet.
(Something I always wanted to know and curious how they figured that out...excuse me there butterfly how do you taste things?)
The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.
(Hmmmmmm......I'd like a recount.)
Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed
people.
(If you're ambidextrous, do you split the difference?)
Elephants are the only animals that cannot jump.
(okay, so that would be a good thing)
A cat's urine glows under a black light.
(I wonder who was paid to figure that out?)
An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.
(I know some people like that.)
Starfish have no brains
(see answer above this one.)
Polar bears are left-handed.
(If they switch they'll live a lot longer, stupid polar bears.)
Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.
(What about that pig?? What a raw deal...)