bash.org quotable quotes

Sometimes I go there in my spare time while not dealing with customers because I know I will get a laugh in less than 5 mins. These just made my day today, hope you enjoy:

<macks> YEAH DUDE I'M SO GANGSTA I HOLD MY LAPTOP SIDEWAYS WHEN I POST FLAMES

<MrAnthrope> Uhg. My graphics card keeps crashing.
<knoeki> you obviously have a drunk driver ;)

<death09>my girlfriend broke up with me and sent me pix of her and her new boyfriend in bed
<ktp753>ouch.
<death09>yeah.i sent them to her dad

(Chimerasame): I HAVE COMBINED TWO JAPANESE WORDS TO CREATE A MASTERPIECE OF HORRIFYING PROPORTIONS
(Chimerasame): seppukakke.

(&Gsus) thanks to asian porn i know now the japanese words for "More" "oh god yes" "fuck me hard" and "get that tentacle out of my ass"

and my all time favourite:

The Fishchaser: we should tell the japaneese we found a planet full of giant tentacle monsters and their females are somehow little school girls
The Fishchaser: we'll be going faster than the speed of light in a week

Sometimes I go there in my spare time while not dealing with customers because I know I will get a laugh in less than 5 mins. These just made my day today, hope you enjoy: <macks> YEAH DUDE I'M SO GANGSTA I HOLD MY LAPTOP SIDEWAYS WHEN I POST FLAMES <MrAnthrope> Uhg. My graphics card keeps crashing. <knoeki> you obviously have a drunk driver ;) <death09>my girlfriend broke up with me and sent me pix of her and her new boyfriend in bed <ktp753>ouch. <death09>yeah.i sent them to her dad (Chimerasame): I HAVE COMBINED TWO JAPANESE WORDS TO CREATE A MASTERPIECE OF HORRIFYING PROPORTIONS (Chimerasame): seppukakke. (&Gsus) thanks to asian porn i know now the japanese words for "More" "oh god yes" "fuck me hard" and "get that tentacle out of my ass" and my all time favourite: The Fishchaser: we should tell the japaneese we found a planet full of giant tentacle monsters and their females are somehow little school girls The Fishchaser: we'll be going faster than the speed of light in a week