Thread #9891
This is like a sister thread to U know your low when?? I would like to hear what you all have to say. [B][COLOR=orange]You know your VIP when?????????[/COLOR][/B]
DAMN! I knew this thread was coming!!!! Uggggghhhhh!! :pat:
Well, I know I'm not VIP cause my car sits 1" higher than yours. hahahahahah
^^^^YEah but you get better tire wear....I go through tires like crazy..that aint fun.^^^
OH just to clafify [COLOR=red]NO BITCHASSNESS[/COLOR] on this thread..Just looking for some more funny comments such as [COLOR=yellow]Does that car come with a shofur?..(dont know how to spell it) kekekeke[/COLOR] [COLOR=yellow][/COLOR] [COLOR=yellow]I know I am VIP when I dont have to seek approval or ask anymore[/COLOR]. [COLOR=orange]PLEASE NO I AM BETTER THAN YOU POSTS ON THIS THREAD..PURE + POSTS PLEASE[/COLOR]
When people that dont own VIP cars say your VIP When people on this forum say you are
When you park in your living room! (where did that guy go?)
firelizard;137922 wrote:When you park in your living room!
(where did that guy go?)
[QUOTE=firelizard;137922]When you park in your living room! (where did that guy go?)[/QUOTE] Yeah that fool had it going on....
When where ever you go you draw crouds.. People looking like you just stepped out of a Space Ship... When you get that old 65+ year old guy in a Jaguar, Benz or BMW saying love your car..Look honey he has drapes..ekkekekekeke
zion_97;137926 wrote:
People looking like you just stepped out of a Space Ship...
[quote=zion_97;137926] People looking like you just stepped out of a Space Ship... [/quote] You forgot to add stepping out of a Space Ship w/ Now or Later gators on! =)
^^^^^^^or some JP chancklas...(sandles)////Pink hello kitty ones for Grant...hehehehe..J/K but for real though.
ha...drapes! ...when you no longer refer to the good parking spots as "rockstar parking" but as "VIP parking".
When you have reclining massage cooled/ heated rear seats with shades all around you:runcoold: when you can offer your lady a chilled drink out of your cooler box located in the cabin:runcoold:
When you don't feel the need to ask if your VIP, ever.....:shrug:
when you created a Vip car and then the car returns the favor when your car [I]made[/I] you become Vip ... sir over here Sir , please please .... :dance:
when you're 26 and dont get carded @ the casino because they saw what you drove up in when you're in downtown dallas and you're car sticks out more than Bentlys' and Vanquishes' when fixing up you're car is not for getting laid but getting paid
when you go to the ritziest hotel in your city and they move a porsche to park your car in front
when the crowd of poeple at the valet part for you to walk through.
When you buy a car and slap a fusa in it...hahahahahahahah THATS BIPPU VIP GANGSTA
when all your friends have nicknamed you "bippustylez" when people ask "are those curtains in your car?" when people ask you if this or that is vip
When an old lady drives along side of you and she licks her lips and her dentures fall out and she sais oh phit as she blushes and slams on the breaks..hahahahhahaaha
whel people tell you your suspension is broken i get it daily
When the biggest haters on this forum are your good friends ;)
When you lay your head back on the neck pads and have the curtains closed and fall asleep while driving...but the car still drives for you When people say "it looks like the president should be walking out of your car"
When people think ur retarded for messing up a luxury car
you have more wheels then me.
when models pick ur nose for u
You know your vip when you have to drive 20mph under the speed limit.... Not just because you are watching for bumps/potholes/obstacles, but because you have to watch out for people driving eratically from staring at your car (instead of watching the road)
widebody_Q;138127 wrote:when models pick ur nose for u
[quote=widebody_Q;138127]when models pick ur nose for u[/quote] now THATS vip. especially if they pick your nose for you while you are parked in your car in your living room... WITH A FUSA.
Dominik;138134 wrote:You know your vip when you have to drive 20mph under the speed limit....
Not just because you are watching for bumps/potholes/obstacles, but because you have to watch out for people driving eratically from staring at your car (instead of watching the road)
[quote=Dominik;138134]You know your vip when you have to drive 20mph under the speed limit.... Not just because you are watching for bumps/potholes/obstacles, but because you have to watch out for people driving eratically from staring at your car (instead of watching the road)[/quote] no dom only you only in australie WTF MATe
You know you're a VIP nut when you buy the widest rims before you get the car and when u got the car, u forcefit em...
widebody_Q;138121 wrote:When people think ur retarded for messing up a luxury car
[QUOTE=widebody_Q;138121]When people think ur retarded for messing up a luxury car[/QUOTE] +2
When Michael Jackson invites you to Neverland and you see OJ simpson and Tupac there
.....when you can't get rid of the habit of looking at ANY car on the road and contemplating how much better it would look if people at minimum would rock flush wheels
Yokotas13;138071 wrote:whel people tell you your suspension is broken
i get it daily
widebody_Q;138121 wrote:When people think ur retarded for messing up a luxury car
SikNLow;138320 wrote:.....when you can't get rid of the habit of looking at ANY car on the road and contemplating how much better it would look if people at minimum would rock flush wheels
[quote=Yokotas13;138071]whel people tell you your suspension is broken i get it daily[/quote] :biggthumpup: [quote=widebody_Q;138121]When people think ur retarded for messing up a luxury car[/quote] :biggthumpup: [quote=SikNLow;138320].....when you can't get rid of the habit of looking at ANY car on the road and contemplating how much better it would look if people at minimum would rock flush wheels[/quote] :biggthumpup:
You know you are vip when you read this thread, and think "what noob started this?"
SikNLow;138320 wrote:.....when you can't get rid of the habit of looking at ANY car on the road and contemplating how much better it would look if people at minimum would rock flush wheels
[quote=SikNLow;138320].....when you can't get rid of the habit of looking at ANY car on the road and contemplating how much better it would look if people at minimum would rock flush wheels[/quote] true that
When you pull up next to Rick Ross and he sticks his head out from behind his curtains to get a better look [IMG]http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y170/aedprix/rickrosstrilla.jpg[/IMG]
when you go shopping in an asian community and enthusiasts are crowded around your car eating it up then look all dumbfounded to see you AREN'T asian and driving their wetdream....... hahahahahahaha happened many many times.....
When u look at your car at every store window thinkin "Damn my shit looks sick!"
AFLS430;138367 wrote:When u look at your car at every store window thinkin "Damn my shit looks sick!"
[QUOTE=AFLS430;138367]When u look at your car at every store window thinkin "Damn my shit looks sick!"[/QUOTE] Word! I go a specific route down the street cuz of all the store windows to take mental rolling shots.
when you got the one mod that defines ultimate vipness.... fish in the headlights [COLOR=#a89655][URL=http://rides.webshots.com/photo/1398888591061428829wqhCki][IMG]http://thumb9.webshots.net/t/58/58/8/85/91/398888591wqhCki_th.jpg[/IMG][/URL][/COLOR]
AFLS430;138367 wrote:When u look at your car at every store window thinkin "Damn my shit looks sick!"
[QUOTE=AFLS430;138367]When u look at your car at every store window thinkin "Damn my shit looks sick!"[/QUOTE] hhahahahaha but no way i say that in my momma duke's 99 saturn
AFLS430;138367 wrote:When u look at your car at every store window thinkin "Damn my shit looks sick!"
[quote=AFLS430;138367]When u look at your car at every store window thinkin "Damn my shit looks sick!"[/quote] It's sad, but true.
AFLS430;138367 wrote:When u look at your car at every store window thinkin "Damn my shit looks sick!"
[QUOTE=AFLS430;138367]When u look at your car at every store window thinkin "Damn my shit looks sick!"[/QUOTE] lol, I do that too, but that's just because I'm obsessed with my car:biggthumpup:
SikNLow;138320 wrote:.....when you can't get rid of the habit of looking at ANY car on the road and contemplating how much better it would look if people at minimum would rock flush wheels
[quote=SikNLow;138320].....when you can't get rid of the habit of looking at ANY car on the road and contemplating how much better it would look if people at minimum would rock flush wheels[/quote] dude i have been doing that lately I noticed toyota tercels, have built in flares. shit woudl be sick
//935GS400;138392 wrote:when you got the one mod that defines ultimate vipness....
fish in the headlights
[quote=//935GS400;138392]when you got the one mod that defines ultimate vipness.... fish in the headlights [COLOR=#a89655][URL="http://rides.webshots.com/photo/1398888591061428829wqhCki"][IMG]http://thumb9.webshots.net/t/58/58/8/85/91/398888591wqhCki_th.jpg[/IMG][/URL][/COLOR][/quote] haha Mine smell like main land lol .. but no fish inside:biggthumpup:
You know your Vip when you notice this hobbie ganks your money left & right.
Yokotas13;138460 wrote:dude i have been doing that lately
I noticed toyota tercels, have built in flares.
shit woudl be sick
[QUOTE=Yokotas13;138460]dude i have been doing that lately I noticed toyota tercels, have built in flares. shit woudl be sick[/QUOTE] Plymouth Horizons have massive flares.
...when youre at the front of a 4 lane intersection, and youre the only one up to the crosswalk. everyone else is scared to pull up next to you. dont know if its VIP or not but it happens to me daily.
...when so many people stare at you when you drive, that when the cops look at you, you dont know if theyre jocking or gettin ready to pull your ass over.
AFLS430;138367 wrote:When u look at your car at every store window thinkin "Damn my shit looks sick!"I'm guilty of this one. I sometimes have my girl drive my car and I follow in her's just to see it rolling.
[quote=AFLS430;138367]When u look at your car at every store window thinkin "Damn my shit looks sick!"[/quote]I'm guilty of this one. I sometimes have my girl drive my car and I follow in her's just to see it rolling. When you park your car somewhere, and as you're walking away, you take more than 1 or 2 looks back at it, but that's not really being VIP, just being obsessed with your car. You know you're VIP when you have a driver for your car and you sit in the back.
When people let you in their lane
vip tint+glass;138609 wrote:...when youre at the front of a 4 lane intersection, and youre the only one up to the crosswalk. everyone else is scared to pull up next to you.
dont know if its VIP or not but it happens to me daily.
Benji;138620 wrote:
When you park your car somewhere, and as you're walking away, you take more than 1 or 2 looks back at it, but that's not really being VIP, just being obsessed with your car.
widebody_Q;138623 wrote:When people let you in their lane
[quote=vip tint+glass;138609]...when youre at the front of a 4 lane intersection, and youre the only one up to the crosswalk. everyone else is scared to pull up next to you. dont know if its VIP or not but it happens to me daily.[/quote] Oh snap! That happens to me alot! I think they're tryna look to see how you got the wheel to fit in the fender like that! I also get the opposite and they'll pull up to try and see behind the curtains! [quote=Benji;138620] When you park your car somewhere, and as you're walking away, you take more than 1 or 2 looks back at it, but that's not really being VIP, just being obsessed with your car. [/quote] Shit, I thought that was jus my OCD! LOL! [quote=widebody_Q;138623]When people let you in their lane[/quote] THAT'S PIMP! :biggthumpup:
You know you're VIP when none of the ballers in this thread notice that the title is misspelled. [img]http://www.nissanclub.com/forums/images/smilies/peepwall.gif[/img]
NYC03Alti;138643 wrote:You know you're VIP when none of the ballers in this thread notice that the title is misspelled.
[QUOTE=NYC03Alti;138643]You know you're VIP when none of the ballers in this thread notice that the title is misspelled. [img]http://www.nissanclub.com/forums/images/smilies/peepwall.gif[/img][/QUOTE] Hahahahahahaha...!
AFLS430;138367 wrote:When u look at your car at every store window thinkin "Damn my shit looks sick!"
[QUOTE=AFLS430;138367]When u look at your car at every store window thinkin "Damn my shit looks sick!"[/QUOTE] lol :biggthumpup: i do that all the time
when youre parked at a stop light, a young executive cleans your windshield instead of a bum
RotaryAE86;138844 wrote:when youre parked at a stop light, a young executive cleans your windshield instead of a bum
[QUOTE=RotaryAE86;138844]when youre parked at a stop light, a young executive cleans your windshield instead of a bum[/QUOTE] *when the bums knows better than to touch your windshield*
when your in the backseat being driven around.... and you can't remember when the last time you opened a door for yourself was.
when you can park your car in front of the strip club in a no parking zone and noone tells you to move it.
When you have table dances in your back seat of your car at the strip club^^^^^^
..... when you walk into the strip club and the dancers are handing you money.... hahahahahaha [B][/B] [B][I][COLOR=red]"Don't spend no money I'm a pimp , I'm a pimp Why you keep spendin' money? You'z a trick , you'z a trick"[/COLOR][/I][/B] [COLOR=red]by[/COLOR] [COLOR=red]Lil' Flip[/COLOR]
...when your rear wheel dish is killin on the FedEx truck's...
...when you change your tires more times a year than you oil... ... when valet drivers fight over who parks your car...
When everytime you have to change tires you change rims! :biggthumpup: [COLOR=red]*Too me the title should be "you know your ballin" or "the most ballinest shit ever"[/COLOR]
When someone air brusheas ur face inside their gas door
.....when your asked to autograph a car or a breastessess for that matter... hahahahahahahaha
When u pull over thinking u saw sirens but then u realize the passanger of the next car was flashing pics
When you're riding in the back of your car. That's the end all.
- You own your own shit (payed for) - You can afford gas - You have someone else pumping gas for you (might have already been said???)
PANCAKES!;139162 wrote:- You have someone else pumping gas for you (might have already been said???)
[QUOTE=PANCAKES!;139162]- You have someone else pumping gas for you (might have already been said???)[/QUOTE] That's free in Winnipeg!
firelizard;139177 wrote:That's free in Winnipeg!
[QUOTE=firelizard;139177]That's free in Winnipeg![/QUOTE] And typical in Japan.
When you shit on a $5,000 toilet. Hehehe :giggity:
kreasims;139209 wrote:When you shit on a $5,000 toilet. Hehehe :giggity:
[quote=kreasims;139209]When you shit on a $5,000 toilet. Hehehe :giggity:[/quote] no no no..... when you shit in a $5000 toilet that cost you $1000 to ship to the States hahahahahaha :smiley-rofl:
when your dookie twinkles!!!
Electric Curtains! :biggthumpup:
When you can smell the difference between Falkens rubbing on your fenders versus Dunlop.
when you have your own clothing line
^ Or wheel brand =) I think you know you're VIP when you look at a mid nineties toyota minivan thinkin "ya that could be tight"
hahahaha yeah I hear you^^^^^^^
When you need one hand to hold the curtain and the other to aim when doing a drive by
When your car travels first class on a plane
I got one! You know your vip when you start looking at sports cars and tuner cars and thinking "damn i wish my car was as practical as that"
When you check out your stance in another cars reflection!
When fast food gets handed to you through the sunroof. =)
Green Grundel;144204 wrote:When fast food gets handed to you through the sunroof. =)
[QUOTE=Green Grundel;144204]When fast food gets handed to you through the sunroof. =)[/QUOTE] =) That's a good one! They could put the stuff on my roof more easily than handing it to me in most cases!
Green Grundel;140216 wrote:^ Or wheel brand =)
I think you know you're VIP when you look at a mid nineties toyota minivan thinkin "ya that could be tight"
[QUOTE=Green Grundel;140216]^ Or wheel brand =) I think you know you're VIP when you look at a mid nineties toyota minivan thinkin "ya that could be tight"[/QUOTE] lol x10
When you tell the valet not to hit your switches! OOOHHHhhh...
-when you spend crap loads of $$$ on your car -register on VSC -When your friends call you a stupid a$$ for spending "how much on your curtains/shift knob?" etc. -and girls/friends/family member choose to sit in the back feel that your the chauffer or a girl asks you "have you ever use the curtains in the back seat? And you reply no but would you like to be the lst?
When you dont have tint and dont even use the curtains when your in the back so others outside could watch what it feels like to be vip :giggity:
When you have a pic like this! =) [IMG]http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y170/aedprix/l_1b99329d2f28dc32c2c1ca415dd99703.jpg[/IMG] *Curtains + the back seat of a VIP ride is the SHIT! :biggthumpup:
When you get bird shit on your tires because your offsets are too low.
[URL="http://youtube.com/watch?v=eLhOmx-mnHY"]http://youtube.com/watch?v=eLhOmx-mnHY[/URL]
Sorry to hate but that picture is what we like to call chad lol!
^^^ lol :smiley-rofl:
Skaper;145335 wrote:Sorry to hate but that picture is what we like to call chad lol!
[quote=Skaper;145335]Sorry to hate but that picture is what we like to call chad lol![/quote] Chad must get a LOT OF PU$$Y
When your gf asks you if you want that crystal shiftknob for your bday
zion_97;137919 wrote:
Does that car come with a shofur?..(dont know how to spell it) kekekeke
[QUOTE=zion_97;137919] [COLOR=yellow]Does that car come with a shofur?..(dont know how to spell it) kekekeke[/COLOR] [/QUOTE] Chauffeur :)
when your car can do this (especially at the end of the video) [URL]http://youtube.com/watch?v=eSi6J-QK1lw[/URL]
RotaryAE86;146654 wrote:when your car can do this (especially at the end of the video)WTF?!!! That car hopped! Hahaha.
http://youtube.com/watch?v=eSi6J-QK1lw
[quote=RotaryAE86;146654]when your car can do this (especially at the end of the video) [URL]http://youtube.com/watch?v=eSi6J-QK1lw[/URL][/quote]WTF?!!! That car hopped! Hahaha.
when people driving in front of you get out of your way to let u thru to see whos in ur car
RotaryAE86;146654 wrote:when your car can do this (especially at the end of the video)
[youtube]eSi6J-QK1lw[/youtube]
[quote=RotaryAE86;146654]when your car can do this (especially at the end of the video) [youtube]eSi6J-QK1lw[/youtube] [/quote] :cool2:its like the mf'in mach 5. insane...
What does the BOSE kit consist of and how much? The last part had me rolling lol
its not in production...and this video is pretty old lol. i think they not gonna produce it anyway, they just wanna show it off. also love how it squats down to prepare for the jump.
You know your VIP when you can name 99% of all the bodykits & wheels people ask you.
Bump You know your VIP when you are in the process of changing your custom license plate to a new one because every time you call triple AAA for roadside assistance, they hang up on you :shrug:
When you speed up on the freeway because you think you see another VIP styled car, but find out its just a Black Camry on dubs... True story :pat:
...When you look at all four corners after parking to make sure you're not leaking air.
dont know if this has been said or not but you know you're VIP when you start cursing alot! ahahaha well maybe it's just me :shrug:
...when it takes 4 unmarked cop cars (one to the left, one to the right, one in front, and one in the rear) to pull you over for not having front plates =)
siphanracing;196543 wrote:...when it takes 4 unmarked cop cars (one to the left, one to the right, one in front, and one in the rear) to pull you over for not having front plates =)
[quote=siphanracing;196543]...when it takes 4 unmarked cop cars (one to the left, one to the right, one in front, and one in the rear) to pull you over for not having front plates =)[/quote] :biggthumpup: When regular maintance includes an inspection for termites
widebody_Q;196550 wrote::biggthumpup:
When regular maintance includes an inspection for termites
[quote=widebody_Q;196550]:biggthumpup: When regular maintance includes an inspection for termites[/quote] Lol...I like that one!
siphanracing;196543 wrote:...when it takes 4 unmarked cop cars (one to the left, one to the right, one in front, and one in the rear) to pull you over for not having front plates =)
[quote=siphanracing;196543]...when it takes 4 unmarked cop cars (one to the left, one to the right, one in front, and one in the rear) to pull you over for not having front plates =)[/quote] lol.... code red, we need backup
when your car has air suspension, body kit and 3pc custom made rims while the car still has on paper plates :signdammit:
You know you're VIP when you cant wear skinny jeans cos your knots dont fit....lol FUEGO!
When you team meetings are held at Brasilian Churrascarias!!!! FUEGO!
widebody_Q;146825 wrote:What does the BOSE kit consist of and how much? The last part had me rolling lol
[quote=widebody_Q;146825]What does the BOSE kit consist of and how much? The last part had me rolling lol[/quote] this is the closest that i can find and as far as i know only available on c5 and newer vettes [URL]http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Magneto_rheological_damper[/URL] edit, just found this [URL]http://www.bose.com/learning/project_sound/suspension_challenge.jsp[/URL]
V.I.P_EPIK;145034 wrote:
-When your friends call you a stupid a$$ for spending "how much on your curtains/shift knob?" etc.
[quote=V.I.P_EPIK;145034] -When your friends call you a stupid a$$ for spending "how much on your curtains/shift knob?" etc. [/quote] :signdammit: :truestory:
you know your vip when the officer asks for a ride! DONE
when you're grippin grain. nuff said.
widebody_Q;139082 wrote:When u pull over thinking u saw sirens but then u realize the passanger of the next car was flashing pics
[QUOTE=widebody_Q;139082]When u pull over thinking u saw sirens but then u realize the passanger of the next car was flashing pics[/QUOTE] Ha ha I had something similar. When your parked at the creep spot and getting it in in the back seat and you have 3 people snapping pics of your car...true story when you have 15 k in your car and you still dont own it
^ lol except i have way more into mine ;( hahaha When you are told by others to stop and look to see that your axles are broken ! LOL timeless
33flavors;236862 wrote:
when you have 15 k in your car and you still dont own it
[quote=33flavors;236862] when you have 15 k in your car and you still dont own it[/quote] :pat: not vip.
I have over 30 k in mine
When every time you get arrested, the police treat you like Gotti because of what you drive
widebody_Q;236942 wrote:When every time you get arrested, the police treat you like Gotti because of what you drive
[quote=widebody_Q;236942]When every time you get arrested, the police treat you like Gotti because of what you drive[/quote] that only happens to new yorkers
when the people in the car next to you have their heads looking straight, but you can see their eyes trying to see who is in the car... then they snap their head to the left or right real quick for a better look, then when they realize they just made eye contact with you, you can read their lips say "oh sh!t"....
When all 4 of your seats can do this. [URL]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OPg0NUj5uis[/URL]
Bippu PxrLex;236933 wrote:I have over 30 k in mine
[QUOTE=Bippu PxrLex;236933]I have over 30 k in mine[/QUOTE] including cost of car?
You know you are VIP when you are drifting sideways in your awesome bippu'd out drift 240sx with camry front end conversion watching your fusa go vertical while you are rolling highboy on 20's.
when you have 2 fusas and a knot, stretch, -1000* camber, -1000 offset [I]19s only[/I] (work, leon, or weds strongly preferred), ls460 fogs, maybe a line shaved off your body kit for max custom appeal, jp neckpads... did i miss anyone?
When your car is ALLREADY WIDEBODY and you new rims stick out THIS much! [IMG]http://i43.tinypic.com/3029kbr.jpg[/IMG]
ha ha... driving your car about 1 week a year [I]is[/I] pretty vip.:smiley-rofl: jk agim.
When they have you're car drive away the next celebrity apprentice who gets fired.
BLKonBLK98;237271 wrote:when you have 2 fusas and a knot, stretch, -1000* camber, -1000 offset 19s only (work, leon, or weds strongly preferred), ls460 fogs, maybe a line shaved off your body kit for max custom appeal, jp neckpads...
did i miss anyone?
[QUOTE=BLKonBLK98;237271]when you have 2 fusas and a knot, stretch, -1000* camber, -1000 offset [I]19s only[/I] (work, leon, or weds strongly preferred), ls460 fogs, maybe a line shaved off your body kit for max custom appeal, jp neckpads... did i miss anyone?[/QUOTE] me! i got 18's, haha
LOLSSS i have 8k just in my air ,
BLKonBLK98;237281 wrote:ha ha... driving your car about 1 week a year is pretty vip.:smiley-rofl:
jk agim.
[quote=BLKonBLK98;237281]ha ha... driving your car about 1 week a year [I]is[/I] pretty vip.:smiley-rofl: jk agim.[/quote] I still put 20k miles in that one week every year :shrug:
BALLIN !
when going trhu a carpark looking for a space, people who found it before you, will let you in anyway:)
When you ban 5-10 newb's every single day just because they were at the wrong place at the wrong time :thelaw: :dance:
you know your VIP when your driving 5 miles under the speed limit on the freeway and a cop pulls you over and doesnt have an excuse except for trying to give you a ticket for no trash bag in the car (in washington state) just so he can ask more about the car. **TRUE STORY** when you pull up in chinatown and people are scared to get near you when you get outta the car because they think you are Yakuza. LOL when you got more bling in your car than in paul walls mouth [img]http://i10.ebayimg.com/04/s/06/00/f3/ee_2.JPG[/img] when you are rolling down the street and all you hear is [img]http://www.charliedigital.com/content/binary/comment-friday-damn.jpg[/img]
When people ask why you would want to put hard wood floors in the back of a van.
