Ninjas now t errorizing NeyYork?!?!

:pat: 
[B]Police: S.I. 'Ninja Bandit' Strikes For 18th Time[/B]
Burglar Who Dresses As Ninja, Carries Nunchakus, Hits Two More Homes

John Slattery STATEN ISLAND (CBS) ― [B]A man who dresses from head-to-toe as a ninja,[/B] complete with samurai-style weapons, and burglarizes homes in mostly upscale areas of Staten Island, has struck again, police believe, twice over the weekend. 
That would bring the total houses that police say the so-called "ninja bandit" has struck to 18. 
"I don't even want to stay in the house anymore," says Todt Hill resident Jean Interlandi who owns one of the homes that was hit. 
Interlandi says Saturday night, her husband had to be taken to a nearby hospital by ambulance. When she returned Sunday, a rear sliding door had been opened and $50,000 in jewelry was gone. 
"I think it's a terrible thing. I feel terrible, really terrible," she says. 
After midnight Sunday, a house few doors away from Interlandi's was also hit. A burglar went up to the second floor terrace, entered an open window, took $20,000 in jewelry, $7,000 in cash, and $50,000 in watches. 
Even though no one saw the bandit in these latest two intrusions, they're very similar to 16 others attributed to the bandit. 
Police say the suspect struck a home on Jefferson Avenue on Sept. 6. That's where a frightened Phil Chiolo saw the intruder dressed in black, holding a pair of nunchaku, and striking Chiolo on the collar bone and the head. 
"And there, standing facing me, was a ninja, a guy dressed like a ninja," said Chiolo at the time. 
Chiolo claimed to have stabbed the bandit in the chest with a knife before he ran from the house, the knife's handle still emerging from his chest. 
Two weeks later, on Flagg Place, Maryann Carlo saw the man in her home. 
"I turned to go down the hallway and there he was," she recalls. 
The ninja bandit has struck a least five neighborhoods since May 30th. Police believe they're all connected. 
"No forced entry, it's part of the pattern we believe on Staten Island," said NYPD Commissioner Ray Kelly. 
[B]The so-called "Ninja Bandit" has slipped into the homes via skylights, windows and front doors, making off with cash, jewelry and a cell phone, police said. [/B]
 
 
 
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WTF. This guy is good. The thing is though, once your noticed, it's only a matter of time before you are caught. Wait til he runs into a house with a man with a gun. Then it's all over!

hahaha thats awesome! :smiley-rofl:

the only people who can stop him now are the pirates.

Maybe he'll be with his clan next time? :smiley: 
 
Id probably fall over laughin if I saw that:smiley-rofl: 
 
 
 
....and then proceed to hand over my purse :sad:

[SIZE=3]Problem:[/SIZE]
[IMG]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v426/MKIVPWR/Funny%20Stuff/ninja-12.jpg[/IMG]
 
[SIZE=4]SOLUTION:[/SIZE]
[SIZE=4]1911 G.I. .50cal[/SIZE]
[IMG]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v426/MKIVPWR/gun_1_500_b-1.jpg[/IMG]
 
 
 
[SIZE=3]Thank you come again![/SIZE]

A wise man once said "You can train and learn how to fight really well, but a gun will still kill you."

[quote=Caoboy;109986]A wise man once said "You can train and learn how to fight really well, but a gun will still kill you."[/quote]
 
LOL, another wise man said "pretty dumb of you to bring a knife to a gunfight"!

[quote=MKIVPWR;109985][SIZE=3]Problem:[/SIZE]
[IMG]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v426/MKIVPWR/Funny%20Stuff/ninja-12.jpg[/IMG]
 
[SIZE=4]SOLUTION:[/SIZE]
[SIZE=4]1911 G.I. .50cal[/SIZE]
[IMG]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v426/MKIVPWR/gun_1_500_b-1.jpg[/IMG]
 
 
 
[SIZE=3]Thank you come again![/SIZE][/quote]

If they disappear from the cloud of smoke before you pull the trigger, your gun is useless.  

Thank you come again and please sample our smoothies :runcoold:

[quote=TLontheDL;110008]If they disappear from the cloud of smoke before you pull the trigger, your gun is useless. 
 
Thank you come again and please sample our smoothies :runcoold:[/quote]
 
LOL, it would be more like...BANG!! - POOOF!! - SPLAT!!
 
 
 
 
 
Thanks for coming, and the smoothie was tasty.

If that guy knows his stuff youd be dead before you could even draw your pea shooter.

Im heavily biased though, and of course its situational.

best post yet!

Despite the fact that I don't condone theft, that is freaking awesome.

I would probably pinch myself if I woke up and saw a ninja jackin' my TV!

If he was a real ninja, he would not have been seen.

if you guys knew what's up only a ninja can kill a ninja!

Yup. Im moving to S.I. on Jefferson ave. everyone is warning us to get an alarm but my father is old school, his .45 cal is his alarm.
 
 
I heard about the story where he got stabbed in the chest and took it like a champ.  Not sure if its true though

Dude probably drinks wayy too many of these...
[IMG]http://img.alibaba.com/photo/11207616/Ninja_Power_Energy_Drink.jpg[/IMG]

When my parents lived in Brooklyn there was all kinds of crazy shit people running around shooting each other in broad daylight but no ninja robberies hahaha

I can see the want-ad in the staten island paper now:

"WANTED: Highly skilled ninja-assassin security guard to provide counter-ninja protection" lol:smiley-rofl: Handgun training also a must....

I bet its just a guy dressed in all black with a black ski mask on.  I heard he tied up an old lady to a chair and robbed the house and left

[quote=Don Henley;111038]When my parents lived in Brooklyn there was all kinds of crazy shit people running around shooting each other in broad daylight but no ninja robberies hahaha[/quote]
 
That was the 80's and early 90's.  It all changed when Rudy Guliani became mayor.  My father and uncle had crazy stories from the 80's, they almost sound fake but it was just that bad back in the day.

They caught him.  He had a Rolex on when he robbed a house and he had the same watch on when he payed a toll.  Thats how he got caught LOL :smiley-rofl:
 
 
  He's Albanian too (one of my people):signdammit:

Time to call Chuck Norris

Chuck Norris got no shot!  They need Steven Segal for this one

lmao...Agi your cousin got caught

aww man.. i wanted to use this on him.
[IMG]http://www.kaneohegs.com/images/glock_30_and_29_size_image_000.jpg[/IMG]
 
i got some poison the doctors cant cure (hollow points)
 
hehe

[QUOTE=widebody_Q;148524]Chuck Norris got no shot!  They need Steven Segal for this one[/QUOTE]

lmao... them and ralph macchio.

[IMG]http://www.geocities.com/smart_chick2008/ralphmacchio/3.jpg[/IMG]

[IMG]http://www.freehomepages.com/provisional/images/steven1seagal.jpg[/IMG]

[IMG]http://nymag.com/images/2/daily/entertainment/07/05/18_chucknorris_lgl.jpg[/IMG]

i even took the time to find all b&w pics... lol!

some crazy ninja comes in my house...ima blast that fool

;/ weak ..