10 Minutes Of Staring at Boobs Daily Prolongs Man's Life by 5 Years...
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Listen, guys, now we know why Pamela Anderson made her transplants: to make us healthier. "Angels of mercy" like Jordan just prolong our life and Hugh Hefner knows it.
A German research published in New England Journal of Medicine and Weekly World News said that men staring at women's breasts in fact prolong their lives with years.
"Just 10 minutes of staring at the charms of a well-endowed female such as Baywatch actress Pamela Lee is equivalent to a 30-minute aerobics work-out," said author Dr. Karen Weatherby, a gerontologist.
The team led by Weatherby was made up of researchers at three hospitals in Frankfurt, Germany, and found this results after monitoring for 5 years the health of 200 male subjects, half of whom were asked to look at busty females daily, while the other half had to abstain from doing so.
For five years, the boob oglers presented a lower blood pressure, slower resting pulse rates and decreased risk of coronary artery disease.
"Sexual excitement gets the heart pumping and improves blood circulation. There's no question: Gazing at large breasts makes men healthier. Our study indicates that engaging in this activity a few minutes daily cuts the risk of stroke and heart attack in half." said Weatherby, who even recommended that men aged over 40 should spend at least 10 minutes daily admiring breasts sized "D-cup" or larger.
She said that this was as healthy as going to the gym for 30 minutes daily and prolonged a man's life by five years.
"We believe that by doing so consistently, the average man can extend his life four to five years." said Weatherby.
This is indeed a very serious reason for men to enjoy without shame those midnight TV shows, download low-budget women-in-prison movies and collect such instructive and health beneficial magazines like Playboy and Hustler.
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[quote]Listen, guys, now we know why Pamela Anderson made her transplants: to make us healthier. "Angels of mercy" like Jordan just prolong our life and Hugh Hefner knows it.
A German research published in New England Journal of Medicine and Weekly World News said that men staring at women's breasts in fact prolong their lives with years.
"Just 10 minutes of staring at the charms of a well-endowed female such as Baywatch actress Pamela Lee is equivalent to a 30-minute aerobics work-out," said author Dr. Karen Weatherby, a gerontologist.
The team led by Weatherby was made up of researchers at three hospitals in Frankfurt, Germany, and found this results after monitoring for 5 years the health of 200 male subjects, half of whom were asked to look at busty females daily, while the other half had to abstain from doing so.
For five years, the boob oglers presented a lower blood pressure, slower resting pulse rates and decreased risk of coronary artery disease.
"Sexual excitement gets the heart pumping and improves blood circulation. There's no question: Gazing at large breasts makes men healthier. Our study indicates that engaging in this activity a few minutes daily cuts the risk of stroke and heart attack in half." said Weatherby, who even recommended that men aged over 40 should spend at least 10 minutes daily admiring breasts sized "D-cup" or larger.
She said that this was as healthy as going to the gym for 30 minutes daily and prolonged a man's life by five years.
"We believe that by doing so consistently, the average man can extend his life four to five years." said Weatherby.
This is indeed a very serious reason for men to enjoy without shame those midnight TV shows, download low-budget women-in-prison movies and collect such instructive and health beneficial magazines like Playboy and Hustler. [/quote]
Another excuse for peeping toms when they get caught! With the research to back the statement up, it can even be used in the court of law?
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Another excuse for peeping toms when they get caught! With the research to back the statement up, it can even be used in the court of law?
Your life isn't the only thing that gets "extended" by this activity...... :smiley-rofl: sorry i just had to!
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Your life isn't the only thing that gets "extended" by this activity...... :smiley-rofl: sorry i just had to!
SikNLow;112597 wrote:Your life isn't the only thing that gets "extended" by this activity...... :smiley-rofl: sorry i just had to!
That's what she said!.................:giggity:
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[quote=SikNLow;112597]Your life isn't the only thing that gets "extended" by this activity...... :smiley-rofl: sorry i just had to![/quote]
That's what she said!.................:giggity:
here is one that I think is work safe, if not please remove!
Remember I'm just trying to keep everyone healthy!
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here is one that I think is work safe, if not please remove!
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Remember I'm just trying to keep everyone healthy!
Those are pretty nice!
OH MAN I LOVE BOOBS!!!!!!!!!!! :dance:
That's why I've been w/ my chick for almost 6 years!
"Oh I forgot my gurl likes to suck her own tittie from time to time!" - Dave Chapelle
That one gif where that chick is dancing w/ her headphones on I can stare at for a long time! :giggity:
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OH MAN I LOVE BOOBS!!!!!!!!!!! :dance:
That's why I've been w/ my chick for almost 6 years!
"Oh I forgot my gurl likes to suck her own tittie from time to time!" - Dave Chapelle
That one gif where that chick is dancing w/ her headphones on I can stare at for a long time! :giggity:
^^We demand pics damn it!!
:giggity: :giggity: :smiley:
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^^We demand pics damn it!!
:giggity: :giggity: :smiley:
Sweet thread....Just in time, a nice break from the norm of " Is this VIP?" or "Can I VIP this?". Please feel free to post up more of those moderator-safe pics...PLEEZE!!!
:dance:
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Sweet thread....Just in time, a nice break from the norm of " Is this VIP?" or "Can I VIP this?". Please feel free to post up more of those moderator-safe pics...PLEEZE!!!
:dance:
That one gif where that chick is dancing w/ her headphones on I can stare at for a long time! :giggity:[/quote]
You mean Reon Kadena? I can send you full length video if you want. :giggity:
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That one gif where that chick is dancing w/ her headphones on I can stare at for a long time! :giggity:[/quote]
You mean Reon Kadena? I can send you full length video if you want. :giggity:
MODS PLEASE DONT CLOSE THIS THREAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I was searching for that Reon Kadena Gif and instead I found this link!
You could pretty much in this thread w/ this link!!!! Complete w/ Pics & Gifs!
http://boards.ign.com/message.asp?topic=94741864
YOUR ALL WELCOME! :biggthumpup:
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MODS PLEASE DONT CLOSE THIS THREAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I was searching for that Reon Kadena Gif and instead I found this link!
You could pretty much in this thread w/ this link!!!! Complete w/ Pics & Gifs!
[URL]http://boards.ign.com/message.asp?topic=94741864[/URL]
YOUR ALL WELCOME! :biggthumpup:
borderline guys...... borderline......:thelaw: i'll allow TLontheDL to make this call...
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borderline guys...... borderline......:thelaw: i'll allow TLontheDL to make this call...
Yeah...too bad it's not just boobs you dorks.
Sexual activity is what prolongs life.
Just like masturbation (or rather ejaculation) helps prevent certain cancers in the region.
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Yeah...too bad it's not just boobs you dorks.
Sexual activity is what prolongs life.
Just like masturbation (or rather ejaculation) helps prevent certain cancers in the region.
Is this Vip?
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Is this Vip?
[img]http://img264.imageshack.us/img264/9624/1189460620754ph4.jpg[/img]
NICE!!!!!
^^^^^^
:biggthumpup: :hitit:
SHE's VERY IMPORTANT TO ME! I SAY YES! :giggity:
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^^^^^^
:biggthumpup: :hitit:
SHE's VERY IMPORTANT TO ME! I SAY YES! :giggity:
+1.
ima use this this fact or "research" as a pick up line :dance:
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+1.
ima use this this fact or "research" as a pick up line :dance:
