Tila Tequila Is Not Bisexual!!!

Don't really care but I thought that it might be a fun read for you guys.

Enjoy!

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[quote]Self-proclaimed bisexual MTV skank Tila Tequila may actually be straight as an arrow. The gay-for-pay bikini babe stars in a "A Shot at Love With Tila Tequila," about her search for the perfect mate - male or female. But it's "all a sham," says a source close to the show. "Tila has and has had a boyfriend for over a year, and she's not really bi. She's made out with some girls in her past, as all girls have, but she is not bi at all." Our insider claims that MTV works hard to pretend she's single and available because she refuses to break up with her boyfriend, "who's like five years older than her. This is a massive scam . . . That's why they are not continuing with the show [for a second season], because she won't dump him." Tequila has also been acting like "a diva" and become a "nightmare to work with," said the source. "She arrives late and doesn't talk to any of the contestants between takes. She complains she has too much going on." A rep for Tequila said, "I'll confirm that she's bisexual and she's a delight to work with."

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id still put it in her butt

Just thought that this was funny!

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[quote=RaCinStylez;112604]id still put it in her butt[/quote]
:werd:

[quote=EvilRB;112628]Just thought that this was funny!
 
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thats really sad that someone has spent the time to write that....
 
prolly by sum other girl :pat:

[quote=DriftGirl;112642]thats really sad that someone has spent the time to write that....
 
prolly by sum other girl :pat:[/quote]
 
X2

I can't stand Tila Tequila.

It was harder for me to watch the first 4 episodes of that Tila show, than to watch 2girls1cup, 2girls1finger, The BME Pain Olympics, and SalsaSnack, combined.

im not surprised, mtv is a joke and so is that gremlin. it should go back to what it was before just music television.

Firelizard, why'd you have to go and mention them. Stupid me with my curiosity... Even just reading the descriptions was enough to traumatize me. Forget killing the cat, curiosity just went and skinned it alive :(

And yes, i am sure somewhere someone has a video of that too...

Btw, that 'source' who ratted out Tila sounds like a jealous co-worker

[QUOTE=firelizard;112779]I can't stand Tila Tequila.
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:biggthumpup: 

I can't stand the broad either. I don't under stand why she is so popular she is so far from attractive she should just be a man. Yet because she is skanky and stimulates the "minds" of millions who can't think for themselves she gets a TV show. :pat:

"...She's made out with some girls in her past, as all girls have,..."


hahaha

and they pillow fight in their panties when guys aren't around.

[quote=undecidedvip;112786]im not surprised, mtv is a joke and so is that gremlin. it should go back to what it was before just music television.[/quote]
:werd::werd:

She's not even close to being hot. Diva....meh.

She's like the meh girl at the party who wants everybody to look at her. But is a total bitch when she's not being fawned over.

bi or not...i'd still hit that sh**t. =)

Tila is fugly & her show is stupid, i prefer watching "I love New York 2"

[QUOTE=DriftGirl;112642]thats really sad that someone has spent the time to write that....
 
prolly by sum other girl :pat:[/QUOTE]

probly some fat chick, who is jealous of anyone who has had a boyfreind that they have talked to in-person instead of only over the internet.

but yah i was almost 100% certain she wasnt bi, and in all honesty dont care, shes clearly had plastic surgery to more then her chest. her face is very fake looking. i like real breasts and people that dont feel they need surgery to look good.

tila can go be an attention ***** elsewhere, and she was always a diva. at the first importfest i asked her to autograph a poster and she looked at me like i was a POS the entire time.

[quote=cdn_vip;113182]shes clearly had plastic surgery to more then her chest. her face is very fake looking. at the first importfest i asked her to autograph a poster and she looked at me like i was a POS the entire time.[/quote]Yea, I doubt she had any surgery done to her face, I think she's naturally looks like an alien. 
 
And damn son, you let POS look at you like POS the entire time? lol I'm just kidding with you.

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LOLx100
 
photoshop some "natural blonde" hair onto the blue guy?

She kind of looks like a midget...

^ She is a midget.....:smiley-rofl:

I thought she was very attractive back when she was just an import model, then the tats and all the wanna be rock star crap started and then that TV show.....God, I get embarrassed when I watch it because they all are so ignorant....

meh, her sexuality is none of my concern. the show makes me laugh because its so stupid. and yea id bang her any day.

First off...I love Galaxy Quest, so thank you for a closer comparison to what I was thinking as well Van.

Hasn't anyone noticed she's comprised mostly of 42% forehead?  By Grabthar's hammer, by the sons of Worvan, you shall be head butted.

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