Thread #18021

Secretary Bites Off Boss’s Penis in Oral Sex Mishap

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EvilRBJuly 8, 2009
#257160

Secretary Bites Off Boss’s Penis in Oral Sex Mishap

Secretary Bites Off Boss’s Penis in Oral Sex Mishap

More than just an intimate career advancement session between a secretary and her employer was abruptly cut short when a jolt to their vehicle left her biting off more than she could chew.

The 30-year-old secretary had joined her superior in a car after work at a Singapore park for a romantic liaison.

Unbeknownst to the pair, the woman’s husband was rightly suspicious of his wife, and had the pair tailed by a private investigator, who followed them to the park and there witnessed them in the car together.

Soon after the car began shaking vigorously.

However, their career development session was terminated prematurely when a van backed into their car sharply, and a loud scream from the secretary was heard. Shortly after she exited the vehicle with blood pouring from her mouth.

The private investigator summoned an ambulance, and the man was soon hospitalised. His penis biting secretary later followed with the part she had bitten off.

The investigator commented that it was the first time he had ever seen such a thing.

We do not hear whether reattachment proved possible.


Source: http://www.sankakucomplex.com/2009/05/05/secretary-bites-off-bosss-penis-in-oral-sex-mishap/ <---maybe NSFW because of ad's
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Secretary Bites Off Boss’s Penis in Oral Sex Mishap

[quote]More than just an intimate career advancement session between a secretary and her employer was abruptly cut short when a jolt to their vehicle left her biting off more than she could chew.

The 30-year-old secretary had joined her superior in a car after work at a Singapore park for a romantic liaison.

Unbeknownst to the pair, the woman’s husband was rightly suspicious of his wife, and had the pair tailed by a private investigator, who followed them to the park and there witnessed them in the car together.

Soon after the car began shaking vigorously.

However, their career development session was terminated prematurely when a van backed into their car sharply, and a loud scream from the secretary was heard. Shortly after she exited the vehicle with blood pouring from her mouth.

The private investigator summoned an ambulance, and the man was soon hospitalised. His penis biting secretary later followed with the part she had bitten off.

The investigator commented that it was the first time he had ever seen such a thing.

We do not hear whether reattachment proved possible.[/quote]

Source: [url]http://www.sankakucomplex.com/2009/05/05/secretary-bites-off-bosss-penis-in-oral-sex-mishap/[/url] <---maybe NSFW because of ad's
MrsLanaJuly 8, 2009
#257165
......oh my......
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......oh my......
VJ_400July 8, 2009
#257201
......ow..............ow............ow...ow........awwwww
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......ow..............ow............ow...ow........awwwww
MR.JJuly 8, 2009
#257207
see he should of gave her that raise...:smiley-rofl:
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see he should of gave her that raise...:smiley-rofl:
widebody_QJuly 8, 2009
#257213
I am going to be thinking of this story tonight. I will make sure she doesnt park in a crowded parking lot.
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I am going to be thinking of this story tonight.  I will make sure she doesnt park in a crowded parking lot.
airmaxJuly 9, 2009
#257277
you better be careful my friend.
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you better be careful my friend.
KDotVJuly 9, 2009
#257281
damn........ traumatized for sure
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damn........ traumatized for sure
aftermathacuraJuly 9, 2009
#257416
i remember reading this when it happen like a month or so ago. this has got to be the craziest story ever. you just cant make up stuff like this!!!
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i remember reading this when it happen like a month or so ago.  this has got to be the craziest story ever.  you just cant make up stuff like this!!!
EstimaBoyJuly 9, 2009
#257439
Lol, "penis biting secretary".
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Lol, "penis biting secretary".
customls4July 9, 2009
#257455
Damn I guess the lesson learned here is to ask permission before nutting in a girls mouth.
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Damn I guess the lesson learned here is to ask permission before nutting in a girls mouth.
sukoshiyoshiJuly 9, 2009
#257461
Don't you love how Karma works? Ain't it a B&^%$.

Sukoshiyoshi
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Don't you love how Karma works?  Ain't it a B&^%$.

Sukoshiyoshi
MR.JJuly 9, 2009
#257483
customls4;257455 wrote:Damn I guess the lesson learned here is to ask permission before nutting in a girls mouth.



ask????
what is this 2002?

lol
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[QUOTE=customls4;257455]Damn I guess the lesson learned here is to ask permission before nutting in a girls mouth.[/QUOTE]
 
 
ask????
 what is this 2002? 
 
lol
BIGGZJuly 10, 2009
#257586
ouch!i guess it wasnt such of a happy ending huh?
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ouch!i guess it wasnt such of a happy ending huh?
jamarJuly 10, 2009
#257649
may be impossible to reattach? at that point id have to take myself out
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may be impossible to reattach? at that point id have to take myself out
EstimaBoyJuly 11, 2009
#257742
That guy was probably thinking to himself at hospital about that day when he we said he would kill himself if something ever happened and he no longer has a penis. I wonder if he will stick to his word.lol
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That guy was probably thinking to himself at hospital about that day when he we said he would kill himself if something ever happened and he no longer has a penis. I wonder if he will stick to his word.lol
TLontheDLJuly 12, 2009
#257834
Did he at least finish?
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Did he at least finish?