VICTORY!! (I pissed out my kidney stone, and related stories)

So I wake up at 7:30 in the morning.  The pain in my back is so intense i'm absolutely covered in sweat and shaking.  I have the water for the shower running ice cold but i'm still sweating.  My buddy is sleeping on my couch and wake him up to ride with me.  He didn't know the way so I drove home and even though I almost passed out once at a stoplight I made it to urgent care.  They called an ambulance cause I was FUCKED UP.

When I got to the ER they scanned me and confirmed what they had thought, that I had a kidney stone, small enough to pass but pretty god damn big. They shot me up with Dermul or something like that in the ambulance right away and I went from agony to blissful delight in like 3 seconds. I had them top me off at the hospital but that was a mistake cause my dad picked me up (cause my car died on my buddy hahah) and I super puked in his car.  No warning and mad pressure.

Other highlights:

I went to work the next day and they didn't tell me I have to eat an hour before taking flowmax so I ended up puking in my bosses truck 3 times on the way back to a dealership. Because of this he:

A) thinks I am super employee #1 for working with a kidneystone and working till I puked.

B) would not let me work the ENTIRE WEEK after it happened (which is a good thing cause it was -15 windchill)

 Funniest one was that I busted a load while the stone was getting ready to pass so it was like a 10 minute orgasm cause it was all backed up then it shot out just one side of my peehole like a gas station squirt gun far enough that if the wall had not been there i'd've probably gotten another 15 feet. If I could capture that sensation in a pill and sell it I would be a billionaire.

Just now it is official... that thing is out of my body and drying in a spaghetti sieve.

So ya, drink water.  I didn't, and got a 5mm kidney stone at age 23. :thelaw:

Glad to hear you are alright.  Hope you recover quickly

LOL!! wow, what a story..  

Quick question, do you eat a lot of protein?

Yea I mostly eat protein.  I have the typical midwestern diet of beef, steak, cheese, and chicken.

I have like 8 oxys left over so it'll be an enjoyable weekend. Seriously though worst pain ever.

dayumm!
 
you pretty much had a baby!!!
 
 
good to hear your ok.

i better start drinking more water. glad your okay

another Samtastic sauga ..

good to hear your ok!

Watch out with those Oxys, they can easliy kill you..but anyways you have fun with those!:runcoold:

^ Funny story about that... on wednesday morning I puked when I was sleeping and woke up sucking for air.  I sounded like a fish out of water.  I blew all the puke out of my lungs thru my nose and it burned like hell!! Totally freaked me out i've slept about 3 hours total since.

A 10-minute orgasm sounds absolutely sensational.  No homo.  Good to hear you're doing well and make sure you ingest those meds through your nose and not your mouth.

It must be painful when you urinate.  Glad you are A-0KAY

Were you bad? Sounds like a Santy Clause and a lump of coal story.. Glad you're ok, Hope it never happens to me....

Hey glad your ok and got that outta ya and before Christmas so you can have a good holiday 


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What did I tell you?  I'm laughing out loud because not more then 6 weeks ago I told you if you didn't start drinking water you would ______?  Yup, get a kidney stone.  

Glad to hear that it formed and passed relatively quick though... had friends where its lasted weeks and weeks.

I've been meaning to call... things have been crazy around here though... if you get a break in the action today, holla at me.

[QUOTE=MR.J;290445]dayumm!
 
you pretty much had a baby!!!
 
 
good to hear your ok.[/QUOTE]

LOL!! Yeah been there! Sucks A**! My  GF tells me to drink water all the time!! Good to hear you passed it!!

jeez glad you are you bro , crazy story

they say a kidney stone is the cloest thing a male feels to giving birth....sucks man

Water is the BEST!

yeah had one of those myself, fuckn worst thing ever, horrible pain, dropped me to my knees, puked a few times, pissed that shit out 18hrs later. sucked

^ 18 hours is a great turn around time you are lucky!

Thanks everybody it sucked but now I can get my focus back.  I've been drinking a LOT more water.

I was talking to a old friend who got shot in mpls in the late 80's who had a kidney stone who was telling me his stone hurt WAY WAY more then getting shot and his was only a 3mm stone!

dayum, glad youre ok! Makes me think, I don't drink alot of water

Dude, good thing I gave up sodas, I only drink water now.

[QUOTE=Green Poupon;291053]^ 18 hours is a great turn around time you are lucky!

Thanks everybody it sucked but now I can get my focus back.  I've been drinking a LOT more water.

I was talking to a old friend who got shot in mpls in the late 80's who had a kidney stone who was telling me his stone hurt WAY WAY more then getting shot and his was only a 3mm stone![/QUOTE]

How bad was the pain when you urinated?

[QUOTE=romeo291;291118]Dude, good thing I gave up sodas, I only drink water now.[/QUOTE]

Drink cranberry juice once in awhile too.

Friend of mine had them and had to piss them out..........cut him up the whole way up.  He was pissing blood two weeks after.  Everytime he would have to go take a piss he would come out afterwards in a cold sweat and shaking....pretty intense stuff.  Drink a lot of H2O.

Sukoshiyoshi

[QUOTE=TLontheDL;291131]How bad was the pain when you urinated?[/QUOTE]

There wasn't any pain when I pissed it was getting to the bladder that was killer.  I only pissed blood for 4 days but the day off I hadn't had much to drink for a few days and it was like 50/50 pee/blood mix.  Looked like flat killians irish red. I'm just glad the whole thing is over with.

Hmm does cranberry vodka count?  Seriously, I dont drink water, except viatamin water.  I might start

[QUOTE=TLontheDL;291132]Drink cranberry juice once in awhile too.[/QUOTE]
 "Cranberry juice? What, are you on your period?"

I had KS since  was 13. I passed my first rock from my right kidney and it was 1.8mm in diameter. That fucked my life during my teens. I was just learning about VD's and I was scared out of my life cause I was pissing blood and it burned like hell. Imagine when the freaking monster comes out of my penis!!! LOL.  27 years later, after I got married, I just passed one from my left kidney (thanks to sonic therapy) measuring 1mm. Let me tell you, this is the most painful feeling you can ever feel, specially when the rock is going from the kidney to the bladder. After my last session of therapy I would go into pain/shock for about an hour everytime a rock chunk would be passing. This pain is not pain as in 'you cry cause it hurts'. FUCK THAT. This pain is like having a rat eating at your kidney while sammy sosa is beating your gut with a bat... simply undescribable. At least it was for me. I had to lock myself in a room and kept rolling in bed and pacing around the room while screaming like a mad man... A friend of mine broke his wrist while passing one cause he hit a wall and kept hitting it after he broke it lol. Anyways, once it comes out feels like......heaven~~~~~! 
Since I had passed a massive rock before and it took me 2 HELLISH WEEKS to pass the rock when I was 13 from my bladder to the outside world, my uretra was enlarged considerably. This time, the 1mm rock passed without effort or pain and there was also no blood. BIG PLUS.

Good thing you passed it Sam! CONGRATS!!!!
My gems where caused by calcium concentration. What about yours?
Now, start drinking LOTS of water!

I feel your pain man.  I had the luck of getting kidney stones since soph yr in high school, and still get them mostly during summer time.  Best thing to avoid from having them is to drink lots of water and lemonade.  The acid in lemonade breaks down the stone so it makes it easier to pass.  Next time hit your doctor up for some Flomax.  It will enlarge your uretra and makes it sooo much easier to pass.  Try passing a tic tac sized stone....its not fun!

Flowmax is what made me all dizzy and barf in my bosses rig.

I now have a jug of cranberry juice at all times in the fridge. I didn't know lemonade worked the same way i'm going to load up on some of that.


[QUOTE=kidzik007;293220]
Good thing you passed it Sam! CONGRATS!!!!
My gems where caused by calcium concentration. What about yours?
Now, start drinking LOTS of water![/QUOTE]

Thanks man, i'm amazed I didn't get one sooner but a ~5mm stone is a pretty decent build up I guess.

You need to find a girl who can man up to a bukkakae

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^ :smiley-rofl:

Now that you mention it, I been having some pain in my back around to my side and under my rib cage . You got me scared now, I'm gonna give my doc a call this week :sad:

TLontheDL, dude, that was so funny made me gigle during a call at work! LOL

that would be mad tough LOL

It is funny that since my uretra is enlarged (not EXAGERATEDLY) but the flow of pee is a bit larger than usual; when i pee in the toilet it makes this deep peeing sound, I get stares sometimes cause it seem like i have an extra huge dick... then this 5'7 mexican comes out. I lol all the time in public restrooms.

WTF?
:smiley-rofl:

[QUOTE=Green Poupon;293338]Flowmax is what made me all dizzy and barf in my bosses rig.

I now have a jug of cranberry juice at all times in the fridge. I didn't know lemonade worked the same way i'm going to load up on some of that.




Thanks man, i'm amazed I didn't get one sooner but a ~5mm stone is a pretty decent build up I guess.[/QUOTE]




yea lemonade very true, thats what my doc said.

Kidney stone never left, it just got lodged in my kidney and infected. Yesterday had to get a metal stint stuck up my dickhole which they will pull out friday hopefully with the kidney stone at the end of if.  Till then its pissing out blood and dick hole scabs.