Caucasion VIPers

Since there is threads about everyone else:pat:. Where you at! Since there is so many I am not going to make a thread about each

Irish 
Italian
Canadian
British
Nordic
Dutch
German
Australian
French
Russian
North Pole
South African



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im white.

my thread was supposed to be a joke too but rodney took it serious LOL it ended up being about food! LMAO

HAHAHA

i'm white from my waist to my neck. i got that wifebeater/farmers tan.

Finnish cat in da house YO :dance:
Where's Sami at?

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[QUOTE=CubanGS;422156]my thread was supposed to be a joke too but rodney took it serious LOL it ended up being about food! LMAO[/QUOTE]
 
C'mon... I didn't take it that serious... I just love Cuban food and woman... AYE!!! :shrug: :smiley-rofl:

checking in! 1/2 Brit, 1/2 American (Swedish descent)

white power!

[QUOTE=Juzzo;422259]Finnish cat in da house YO :dance:
Where's Sami at?[/QUOTE]

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South Africans....whites or blacks....kouki be specific...=)

[QUOTE=jeebus;422268]white power![/QUOTE]

Wow....sensing some ethnocentrism.

most would just sense the dave chappelle show but that might work also.
[url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uo5JRRDxMwE[/url]

when he divorced his white wife after he discovered he was black, man, I miss that show!!

Lmfao ! clayton bixby......

"Your sister is hot but your mom does that thing with her tongue"

Hahaha I got it....I still watch the reruns.

Firstborn Dutch American checking in, Windmills yo

^^^Ever been to 'Dam? That place is freaky, I still have a phobia of pink balloons because of a trip to 'Dam in 96 =)

Portuguese , bunch of racist pigs, what my people are we not good enough for the list.











disclamer: I was only joking, but what the hell category do Portuguese fall into

I eat hamburgers, does that count?

I was called an egg the other day.  White on the outside, yellow in the inside.  Guess that's what happens when you live in Japan for 17 years.  For some reason, they couldn't comprehend a tall red headed white dude speaking fluent japanese.

^^^:smiley-rofl:

Lol Dutch/French American checking in

BET = BET
WET = CMT

Can't help myself, have to stimulate some healthy conversation, so lets talk traditional dishes. I'm so craving me some properly buttered kalakukko, buttermilk and finish it with some delicious mämmi with cream and sugar :drool:
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Shit I'm on diet, and I just ate but just thinking about this makes my mouth water...  :drool:

This thread is getting crazy lol

It's just OffTopic so why not just get our freak on :smiley-rofl:

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And sorry cookie if I messed up(?) your thread, 'cuz you know that I don't want hurt your feelings LOL =)

Im a space alien. From space. Where all my big headed bug eyed green skinned probe people at?

[QUOTE=~~sperm~bomb~~;422527]Im a space alien. From space. Where all my big headed bug eyed green skinned probe people at?[/QUOTE]

ummm....

[QUOTE=~~sperm~bomb~~;422527]Im a space alien. From space. Where all my big headed bug eyed green skinned probe people at?[/QUOTE]

Make your own thread about it =)
But for starters I think you should check out Area51 or Hollywood...

dude, those foods look absolutely disgusting.

[QUOTE=BAHC;422557]dude, those foods look absolutely disgusting.[/QUOTE]

I just looked up what that was... its fish baked inside bread.

dude...dude...awesome....dude...dude...awesome...

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[QUOTE=BAHC;422557]dude, those foods look absolutely disgusting.[/QUOTE]

Yeah that's what nearly all foreigners say when they 1st see 'em, but after tasting their mind has changed. Rye is always good =)

Shalom

[QUOTE=Juzzo;422587]Yeah that's what nearly all foreigners say when they 1st see 'em, but after tasting their mind has changed. Rye is always good =)[/QUOTE]
 
 
I'm open to try other foods...those don't look too bad IMO...then again I'm asian..we eat things like that white dog that is happy he's white.

[QUOTE=speedaddict;422655]I'm open to try other foods...those don't look too bad IMO...then again I'm asian..we eat things like that white dog that is happy he's white.[/QUOTE]
Dog? All I see is a stoned polar bear  =)

yea we eat bear too...but they are harder to catch and kill.. Dogs, you whistle, they come, we kill, we eat

[QUOTE=speedaddict;422676]yea we eat bear too...but they are harder to catch and kill.. Dogs, you whistle, they come, we kill, we eat[/QUOTE]

So then a trip to the grocery store for you is going to the local animal shelter?

[QUOTE=JDOX;422681]So then a trip to the grocery store for you is going to the local animal shelter?[/QUOTE]

Naw dude, the pound is expensive, you gotta pay for their shots and stuff.  It's easier to just hit up the neighbors =)

[QUOTE=Juzzo;422556]Make your own thread about it =)
But for starters I think you should check out Area51 or Hollywood...[/QUOTE]

 Well I saw on national geographic that white people came from when space aliens landed on earth and started doin-it with polar bears, so technically I am in the right thread.

[QUOTE=speedaddict;422676]yea we eat bear too...but they are harder to catch and kill.. Dogs, you whistle, they come, we kill, we eat[/QUOTE]

We too although the meat is kinda tough to chew, kinda like badly done German Moose but with a stronger taste of prey. Also it's the most interesting prey you can hunt here in Finland, the fucker is so sneaky and fast that it's unreal. Oh and we don't eat dogs around here [SIZE="1"](well not counting Chinese takeaway haha)[/SIZE] we put them in better use, we just use 'em to assist on the hunt. If they got an attitude problem just put a slug in the head =)

[QUOTE=~~sperm~bomb~~;422732]Well I saw on national geographic that white people came from when space aliens landed on earth and started doin-it with polar bears, so technically I am in the right thread.[/QUOTE]

Huh? Say what?
Although that would explain my nearly uncontrollable urge to kill and eat baby seals... well all kinds of baby animals actually to be honest:giggity:

polish/russian/japanese/french-canadian

Huh I always thought it was Sumerians who came down mated with people to make the slave race called humans. As written by them and the first documented written launguage. And if you look at the carvings. It is some bearded dude and a man who has a bird head with some wrist watches. And he looks pretty white to me. The birdman well he could very well be black may even own a red bugatti space ship. Since I am going way off topic on history: 

Let's say that is real. We are a slave race made by them. That means they are the missing link between us and monkeys so to speak. Why we have a facination with gold since it was used a lot and mined by these so called gods. Ever notice that a gold figure made then is 100 prcent perfect today. And how all ancient civiliazations built in places where mother earth can't destroy it. If anyone thinks some ancient man made it by his own knowledge you are a daft punk lol. 

Look in any pyrmaid and look at the art on the walls. It's all 2d on the most perfect 3d building. How does one make a 3d object with out the knowing of 0 as a focal point? Sure they may have built it but they were told where to put the blocks. Yet Sumerians have full relief carvings in 3d around the same time period. 

Anyway. Thought I would go offtopicness since it was mentioned the tapped polar bears lol

Hellz yeah we onto some deep shit now, would need to take some henny and a hit to fully get down but anywho... It's not just placement of elements and the needed structural know-how, but also take a look at the Olmecs and especially the Mayans. It all matches up with the Sumerians and the Egyptians and the time lines. But what really hits the cue with Myans, is that there is no record in the soil nor is there anywhere else around the Jukatan area that indicates that it would've even been possible for them mine those gigantic blocks and work with them. Transportation of course but the required tooling wasn't at their disposal from a metallurgical stand point. You just can't make miracles with just the "soft" metals they had. There's so many unanswered  question and logical dilemmas that if you really get down to it you just gotta for that uniform theory. 

It's been proven that the ancient Egyptians were able to technically make a reed boat that could cross the Atlantic, also there are so many similarities in the type of boats made in all around Middle-East/Africa/America and also the unnatural range of specific reeds across the globe. So globalization has started a long ago, ain't no use denying that, sum shit just have happened in between that has shattered human kind and it's knowledge and the love towards each others. Of course there's also our predisposed animal urges and greed, but that's just life hah. Shit Imma getting sidetracked.....

Oh yeah, so there's only a few possibilities left with all this connection points/similarities etc, and that's that there were aliens amongst us that either inbreeded with us, similar to what might have happened with all the different homo-sapiences predecessors(-.-). Or they just got fed up with us or had some major problems back at their home planet. And then there 's the deity card, you can interpret that anyway you like depending on your personal beliefs. And last there is the unbelievable power of bundled human minds, and the possibility that the Ayer-Veda etc. Yogis are on the right track that if you bring together enough clear headed minds. Maybe clairvoyants, maybe just alternatively acquired(meditation) positive mind set, if enough of these people are grouped just right it could affect around the whole planet and whole of humanity, and thus make every single civilization make a leap forward in personal and technical wisdom....

Hmmm anyone getz my drift?

Touche my good fellow touche. And if I may elaborate on your last point which is commonly referred to as the "butterfly effect" or the "snowball effect". The first of which refers  to one small event however insignificant that changes subsequent events ad-infinitum. The second of which refers to any event that once started grows in proportion and mass until it becomes an unstoppable juggernaut. Lets just call it a "snowy butterfly". And to bolster these thoughts I would like to quote the late great Bill Hicks, "A young man on acid realized that all matter is merely energy condensed to a slow vibration, and that we are all one conciousness experiencing itself subjectively. There is no such thing as death, life is only a dream and we are the imagination of ourselves". So having said this, is it not possible for mere humans to create structures of monolithic proportions? When you begin to understand that whenever you think a thought, everyone on the planet and beyond is thinking that exact thought at the exact moment only on a different frequency. We always imagine ourselves as some small creatures in some large expansive universe, but what if there was a universe just as large as we imagine "out there" inside our own heads? Could the great pyramid in Giza be a physical representation of this? Would we not be masters of that universe? If we were able to control all frequencies simpatico in this fractal multiverse then it would be possible to create anything however complex ,be it the pyramids of Giza or the stone ruins of Machu Picchu, Peru as easily as blinking your eye or taking a breath of air. Well I cant be sure of any of this but there is one thing I am sure of. Im bout to go watch some horny ladies get creampied to the fullest! PEACE!

all great stuff.

I think it is funny how the dragon is in every story or legend from all over the globe. or how its always people from the stars.

look out our own dna, it has all the things that make us who we are.. and then so much that is just "junk" well whats that junk, and why is it there? Is it junk cause we cant figure it out? Or is it stuff that does not relate to this planet.. 


I think diseases come from the aliens that land and give it to us.. haha

But if we are so made by god, god did not create this earth for us to live. He merely found it and put us here. Why? cause we make earth adapt to us. Unlike animals who have adapted to the earth and its surroundings. Even if you go back to primitive man, man could not live through winter with out fur coats made from animals. Animals do not need other animals to stay warm. They can adapt to the climate here. But that is just my two centz

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fuckin white people

[QUOTE=Pseudonym;422812]fuckin white people[/QUOTE]
What, we just curious about all matters of existence :slap: :smiley-rofl:

Apparently white people have more time to ponder the existence of life outside of this planet. While others are pondering who made them exist LOL

u all need help lmfao this is good

[youtube]TG4f9zR5yzY[/youtube]

I'm a white boy (on the outside anyways, lol)....

OK,OK This is getting waaaaay out of control. So to get things back on topic maybe all the white people can just describe how white they are. Ill go first. The tops of my arms and face are like a regular pinkish-tan. The back of my neck is red. My penis is dark black. And the rest of me is like a hairy sheet of notebook paper that got some bleach spilled on it.

Lol

lol Kouki

hahahaha you guys are tarded

White people a-dancin! Most people think that Will Smith Really knows how to act like a Black person acting like a Black/white person doing an inpersonation of a white person dancin like they are black. But if you want the truuf wit one toof, just watch this video.

Watch to the end for a real treat!

[url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wc_hIdsjpGM&feature=related[/url]

i think I'm white does that count?

You think... or does u know for a fact.... try putting the lights on and dropping the pipe for a while. U should know in a day or two =)

Brasil is MJ

[QUOTE=Kouki Monster;432037]Brasil is MJ[/QUOTE]
 without the little kid touching problem

hahahaha

a little hesitant to say since white power has been mentioned so much....:pat:

but here goes
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and the family crest from on Kilburg Wine
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You got a picture of that chick naked?

[QUOTE=~~sperm~bomb~~;433714]You got a picture of that chick naked?[/QUOTE]

I'm in for dat too:dance:

is it wrong for me to have noticed after looking, the soccer ball as been added in photoshop wise

[QUOTE=Kouki Monster;433781]is it wrong for me to have noticed after looking, the soccer ball as been added in photoshop wise[/QUOTE]

Now that I look at this photo full size it does look a little phony. Can somebody here photoshop her shirt off?

[QUOTE=~~sperm~bomb~~;433825].... Can somebody here photoshop her shirt off?[/QUOTE]

Yeah and post it right on this thread....

Hahaha!

Not even sure what to say, we are what we are. and yes....


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im white ni99as lol

Well guys, Ill have to admit that I got quite depressed today. While I was "Pushing my slab(subaru station wagon)" to Bed Bath and Beyond today I couldnt help but think that there are more ways to be even more white. I mean I already eat oatmeal with sun-dried prunes for breakfast, But i cant stop putting hot sauce on it!! Dang-it!  I even watch Oprah to find out how to make white wife happier in our partnership. But as I watch Oprah I cant help but imagine how much I would like to stuff my vanilla face right into the middle of those chocolate devil cakes! OMG they look so moist! Please help me, I know its really important to be white but the dark side keeps calling... Im going to church right now to pray to GOD,,,,The white one,,,Not the black one, or the latin one, or the asian one, or the middle eastern one, or the north south east or west one. Its not easy being white  but Im trying my ding dang hardest.

Dude fantasizing about Oprah, what tha fuck :pat:

huh? lol