gettin paid to poop

how many of you like to drop a load on company time?

hahahah good stuff... I love it! 

Just sitting there reading Grassroots, and letting them fall out the chute... :smiley:

i do..  i have to send a fax every morning but I do it on a diff floor.  sometimes ill take off my shoe and hang it on the hook - holla

lol @ send a fax

Sounds like dirty money when I first read the title, lol. I was hotsteppin today while I was reading through forums. :smiley:

I read superstreet while im doing my morning paperwork.

i surf the internet on my blackjack while im dropping the browns off at the superbowl.

hell i do. i work security at a mikimoto pearls and the bathroom is in the office. almost everyday i work i drop a fresh load.

Drop the kids off at the pool every day...sometimes several times per day, they love the water those kids! (Taco Bell)

[QUOTE=elpresidente;62228]Drop the kids off at the pool every day...sometimes several times per day, they love the water those kids! (Taco Bell)[/QUOTE]

LMAO! hahahahhaha

[QUOTE=Kuroikaze;62172]Sounds like dirty money when I first read the title, lol. I was hotsteppin today while I was reading through forums. :smiley:[/QUOTE]

yeah ***** you had to email me about it lol

yup.

Yeah my only qualm is when I got to cover up the bowl you can still feel the heat from the last poop shooter who was in there. not sure how recently they were in there but heat waves are clearly given off. :sad:

I lose a little weight at work every now and then. Is it wrong that I like to use the handicap stall? I haven't seen any wheelchair employees in months.

[quote=Benji;62538]I lose a little weight at work every now and then. Is it wrong that I like to use the handicap stall? I haven't seen any wheelchair employees in months.[/quote]
 
 
LOL this reminds me of george costanza when he pretended to be handicapped to use the special bathroom and everyone found out

[QUOTE=HoeBag;62541]LOL this reminds me of george costanza when he pretended to be handicapped to use the special bathroom and everyone found out[/QUOTE]I think I saw that one, haha. One time I saw an old guy on crutches getting pissed at someone coming out who just finished taking a duke duke and was like "Your not handicapped!" and the guy just said "Well, it was muddbutt!" The old guy didn't get it, but I almost died laughing.

yup, almost like clockwork, right after breakfast and some times during the afternoon. I like gettin pain paid time & a half to poop. It's like gettin paid to post in the forums :smiley:

[QUOTE=Benji;62542]I think I saw that one, haha. One time I saw an old guy on crutches getting pissed at someone coming out who just finished taking a duke duke and was like "Your not handicapped!" and the guy just said "Well, it was muddbutt!" The old guy didn't get it, but I almost died laughing.[/QUOTE]

HAHAHAAA!  Angry old dude on crutches had to hold his poop and wait in line like everyone else!  Hilarious!

oh man i think i need to crunch some numbers in a little while

hahahahahah i love it personally, way i figure.... i get paid to deal with everyone elses $hit so why can't I get paid to deal with my own? hahahahaha

drop the kids off at the pool

[QUOTE=PIMPALA-SS;62192]i surf the internet on my blackjack while im dropping the [B]browns off at the superbowl[/B].[/QUOTE]

That's the only way they'll make it.