Funny stuff people have said to you about your car.

Post some funny quotes people have said to you about your ride.
 
"Those are Trafficstars"........I know
"You have Jumpers?"
"Something is wrong with your back wheels"
"Is that an Acura?"
"Nice 22's" I get that alot.....i don't know why.

-Nice Benz

-You drive that BMW right?

-You know your wheels are bent inwards " /   \ "

-Wut kinda car dat is dog?

-How did you get those wheels to fit, those are deep as hell.

-AMISTAD (wheels) isn't that the name of a slave ship or sumthin

-Why did you do that to your car, it makes you look like a pimp or drug dealer.

:pat: ?

Junction Who????
 
is that an 07?  haha
 
are those reversed wheels?

People think im an owner of a produce company get this alot
is it an 07
Wow i didnt know lexus had an Aristo model is it a special edition?
your wheels are popping out of your tires is that safe?
why do you have a rope hanging from your rearview mirror?

"Panckes.......hahahaha"
"Look he has curtains"
"Babe look he has curtains" Watch it I'll take yo gurl!
"How do you drive that low" When I'm dumped and parked
"That's a V8?!"
"Your cambers off"
"That shit is F$@# Pimp"
"That shit is [EMAIL="#$%@$4"]#$%@$4[/EMAIL] clean"
"Man those are some nice wheels"
"Man you got that thing tricked out" from an old lady
ETC......

It looks like a Mercedes.
Are you a guido?
Is your last name Soprano?

my mom: What is that hanging from your mirror looks like something in a girls car.

Its a nissan? (front cima grill)

thats about it

"How do you drive your car?" - referring to when my vehicle is dumped!

"how do you drive that low in these streets?" when parked all down
"what kind of mercedes is this?"
"That's not an Infiniti!" (looking at infiniti badge)
"Why do you have Nissan Rims on your car when it's a Infiniti?" (looking at my stock 350 wheels)
"Dammmmmm.....(long pause) That Shits UGLY!" from the baby's mama! :pat: :slap:

are those hub caps?

"how come your rims are wider than your tires?"
"so its bagged right?"

.

"It's not on bags!" LOSER
"Man you must be ballin!!!" The biggest misconception of all in VIP, we all hustle to get what we want!

To those on air that get the comment "How do you drive so low" when they see you parked, what do you say to that?
 
I mainly get the "is that a _______" <-- Insert one of: BMW, Alfa romeo, Jaguar, Bentley, Astin Martin (?). Not one person has correctly identified it as a Nissan yet
 
Oh, and of course "Your wheels are crooked"

"ure tires too stretch, no good my friend" its actually 265/30 on 19x10, i mean cmon..:pat:

"thats an e-class right?" :shrug:

"that's too low, how do u drive like that?" :smiley-rofl:

"why r u driving so slow when there's a slope?" :pat::pat::smiley-rofl:

"oh 5h1t nice veeeee eye peeee ride man" <<<<< hahahahaahha
"why do you have curtains on your car"
"what does DAD mean"
"damn....did it take a lot of money to make it look like that?"
"do you have kids?"
"what did you do to your car?"
"what kind of car is this?"
"can you make it hop?"
"this is YOUR car?"<<<< another favorite, usually asked by asian males hahahahahahaha

cops-"are there any guns in here? Step outside the vehicle
 
"whats that on ur hood? is that an Albanian symbol?"
 
"why do u have a benz grill?"
 
"why would u put big wheels on a maybach?"
 
"you know you got a flat right?"

"ur car is vip" <--lol
"you need to fix ur camber"
"ur car is like those autofashion guys"<--lol

[SIZE=1]Them - "Nice Benz, is that an S class?"[/SIZE]
[SIZE=1]Me - "Its a Lexus"[/SIZE]
 
[SIZE=1]When its dumped[/SIZE]
[SIZE=1]Them - "Is that your car?"[/SIZE]
[SIZE=1]Me - "Ya"[/SIZE]
[SIZE=1]Them - "BAWLIN!!"[/SIZE]
 
[SIZE=1]Them sittin in the back seat[/SIZE]
[SIZE=1]Them - "Is that a fridge"[/SIZE]
[SIZE=1]Me - "ya"[/SIZE]
[SIZE=1]Them - "laughing, omg"[/SIZE]
 
[SIZE=1] fillin up gas, crazy old homeless guy[/SIZE]
[SIZE=1]guy -"whoa there, are those dubs?"[/SIZE]
[SIZE=1]me - "they're 19s"[/SIZE]
[SIZE=1]guy - "I bet you got all the B*tches on lock"[/SIZE]
[SIZE=1]Me - " No doubt, you know how I roll...lol..."[/SIZE]
 
[SIZE=1]Them - "Arent those cars for old people"[/SIZE]
[SIZE=1]Me - "Ive got a taste for quality and luxury"[/SIZE]
[SIZE=1]Them - "But you're so young"[/SIZE]
[SIZE=1]Me - " :-/ "[/SIZE]

[SIZE=1]While washing it[/SIZE]
[SIZE=1]Them - "I think your car is broken?"[/SIZE]
[SIZE=1]Me - "Its got airbags"[/SIZE]
[SIZE=1]Them - "its suppose to be that low?!"[/SIZE]

[quote=Miyabita_Y33;78141]my mom: What is that hanging from your mirror looks like something in a girls car.[/quote]
 
yeah, wtf. my momsy says the same thing whenever she sees my car during visits.
 
- dumbest shit some bum asked me while I was at a carwash:
 
[B]Bum[/B]: is that an AMG kit?
[B]Me[/B]: um, it's a Lexus
[B]Bum[/B]: dat ain't a Mercedes?
[B]Me[/B]: no
[B]Bum[/B]: dat shit looks like a Mercedes.
[B]Me[/B]: no it doesn't
[B]Bum[/B]: what kit is that?
[B]Me[/B]: Junction Produce
[B]Bum[/B]: wtf is that?
[B]Me[/B]: you gonna wash my car if I pay you?
[B]Bum[/B]: sure
 
- A question someone asked a while back...
 
"Why do you keep saying UCF10? Why not just LS 400?"
 
- Someone was speaking to me last week about my tires:
 
[B]Them[/B]: your tires are too thin.
[B]Me[/B]: no, they're too fat. I'm going to get thinner tires and stretch 'em.
[B]Them[/B]: thinner? no! that's not good. go thicker!"
 
- Friend of mine the first day he saw my rims and tires installed:
 
[B]Friend[/B]: dude, your tires don't match.
[B]Me[/B]: what are you talking about?
[B]Friend[/B]: (raising voice) your front tires are a different size from the rear tires.
[B]Me[/B]: what are you spazzing out about? it's ok. it was done on purpose.
[B]Friend[/B]: no dude, it shouldn't be like that. on my Honda I had the same size tires all the way around.
[B]Me[/B]: the heat's getting to your head. you need a drink.
 
- Had to buy a part from the Lexus dealer. I couldn't exactly spit out the name of the part I needed so the parts guy had to come outside to look at my car and see for himself. He then asked:
 
[B]Lexus parts guy[/B]: this ain't a Lexus. (laughs)
[B]Me[/B]: what? yes it is.
[B]Lexus parts guy[/B]: are you sure? I've never seen this model here. (makes a confused face)
[B]Me[/B]: ok wait, are you joking or you being serious?
[B]Lexus parts guy[/B]: (pauses) I'm joking. so what part did you need?
[B]Me[/B]: (thinking in my head) liar

let's see...

"is that a lexus? wait, i know. its a mbz"

"how do you drive like that? won't your fenders rip off"  (its on air suspension)

"damn. with your car that low and camber, u must buy tires all the time" 

"can you get me some tires lke that? i need low pros for my 22s" (i have 20s)

"is your car like on some electronic shock, cuz i cant hear it go up or down" yes, its on air. "oh wow, i never knew airride can be so quiet, i always thought it had to be loud to let the air out"

ooo. i got a good one today:

caucasian thug: ayo, what kind of rims are those, they hot. (points at stock rims)

me: ...

Seems to me that everyone that drives an LS has had people mistake it for a Benz :runcoold:

[B]"WALD"[/B] is that a new german car? . . . .

[IMG]http://i163.photobucket.com/albums/t312/BippuStyling/P80403930.jpg[/IMG]

I know I don't have a VIP car just yet, but driving a car that no one has ever heard of always leaves questions on peoples faces.
 
When I first bought my Corrado I went to go show my friend who doesn't know anything about cars.
 
Friend: Why are there VW badges on that CRX?
Me: It's not a CRX. It's a VW Corrado
Friend: What the hell is a Corrado?
Me: :pat:  I just told you what it was...
 
I was at the gas station and I put German plates on the front bumper of the car and the other in the rear window and had some high school kid come up to me.
 
Punk Kid: Dude, is that car imported from Europe or something?
Me: (sarcastic) Sure!
Punk Kid: Wow! That's so cool, so no one else has these around then?
Me: (sarcastic) That's right, I'm the only one.
Punk Kid: That's awesome bro!
 
I was at the grocery store one time and I came out and there was this older lady that came up to me.
 
Lady: Wow, thats a cute Volkswagen. Did they just come out with it this year?
Me: No they discontinued it back in '94.
Lady: Really? I've never seen one before. What is it?
Me: It's called a Corrado.
Lady: A Scirrocco?
Me: No its a Corrado it replaced the Scirrocco.
 
It's always an interesting experience everywhere I go in this car. I can't wait to get my VIP car to hear some of these stories you guys are talking about.

Threads all over the net saying: "That car isnt boosted"
 
....shortly followed by: "Can u tell me how to do that" :smiley: 
 
[B]or [/B]
 
"Why did you pull your fenders like that?!?"....years later they ask: "Can u tell me HOW you pulled your fenders like that" :smiley-rofl:

Today "Why didnt you just by wheels that fit"...
 
" You know you can take it discount and they will 
tell you will fit best on your car that way it tucks in your fender"
 
"Why are your wheels different sizes?"
" Did you want it like that..?"
 
"YOu know your tires are crooked right?"
 
"YOur going to mess up your barels cause umm they are sticking out of your tires..WHY?"
 
I dont like that style"
 
What do you need curtains for?
 
Your steering wheel is on the wrong side you know!
 
Why do you want your car so low?
 
just some recent ?'s and statements.:dance:

"Do you get all kinds of bitches with that car?"
 
I'm sure Pimprascal has been asked this question... "Oh shit! Is that velvet?!"

[quote=zion_97;79337]
" You know you can take it discount and they will 
tell you will fit best on your car that way it tucks in your fender"[/quote]
 
:smiley-rofl:

thats an old mans car

American's saying this:
 
1.
 
Im getting a car like yours and taking it back to the states...... [U]I say cool knowing it will never happen.[/U]
 
 
2.
 
Yours cost too much i will get a Y32 and ship it back..... [U]I say cool knowing it will never happen.[/U]
 
3.
 
That Garson stuff is cool....... where can I get some. [U]I tell them the price they think im crazy for spending that much.[/U]
 
4.
 
Same as # 3 ( wheels )
 
5.
 
When I was in the Hospital:
 
Why is there a Japanese person's car in the parking lot the last couple of days.
 
Whos car you driving?
 
Thats your car why does it have Japanese plates??
 
You bought the car like that?? 
 
6.
 
What is a Majesta?? Me: [U]Made By Toyota[/U]  OH we have the Lexus in the U.S. and they are Proud of that statement........ so for all of you that drive a Lexus mines ONLY a Toyota :goyou: :goyou: 
 
7.
 
In the winter snow season and my 16's on. You need 22's on there to fill in that wheel well.  Me: I like the wheels I have on. ( JOKE )
 
 
8.
 
#1 comment I get all the time:
 
Your job must pay you well to drive a car like that.......... LOL 
 
I DO NOT tell them this [U]It cost me less then 15k when I bought it 5 yrs ago.[/U]
 
 
I also get alot of the crazy comments you guys posted already. Makes my Day...... I once thought of writing them all down like 4 yrs ago just to have something to look back on a laugh. Maybe one or some of you guys can do a blog with all the crazy saying folks be tripping over. Iim sure over time it will be a cool blog.

Robert, aren't you an American? well, maybe not, but with a last name like Pascal, you are anything [I]but[/I] Japanese.

[QUOTE={-.-};79358]I once thought of writing them all down like 4 yrs ago just to have something to look back on a laugh.[/QUOTE]
No need, you just did.

When my car was stock-
"is that an Avalon?" 
"Why are you driving your moms/grandmas car?...its my car,damn it!
When my car was slammed on Supra rims-
I was kickin it at a 7-11 parking lot and a girl was looking at me,then looked at my car and she did this a couple of times until she says "are you selling the good stuff" then I said what? Then she says "you know,you got any weed?" no I don't.
For the record,I'm not a drug dealer.

I have many stories, as someone asks me about the car almost
every time I take it out... I can't even stop for gas in the Lexus
without someone asking questions.

One of my favorites was on a Saturday, when I was giving a ride
to my friend Joe from Backyard Creations (he is the artist that
painted the car and did all the custom metalwork).

I was sitting at a red light, and an L.A. County Sheriff rolls up on
the passenger side; he looks over and motions for me to roll the
window down. He pokes his head slightly out his window, quickly
scans the car and says: 

"beautiful car man... just beautiful. Mind if i ask what it is?"

Another favorite: "do you really make wheels for a living?"
(vanity plate)

[QUOTE=|crash|™;79395]Robert, aren't you an American? well, maybe not, but with a last name like Pascal, you are anything [I]but[/I] Japanese.[/QUOTE]
Pascal??????

[quote=zion_97;79428]Pascal??????[/quote]
 
Pascal, Cabral, whatever. lol

[quote=elpresidente]No need, you just did.[/quote]
 
Those are recent..... Heck some of them I cant remember. I guess i could if i sat down to think about it.
 
[B]Crash:[/B] where you get that last name thats not mine......... I turned Japanese a while ago. :smiley-rofl:

[quote={-.-};79480][B]Crash:[/B] where you get that last name thats not mine......... I turned Japanese a while ago. :smiley-rofl:[/quote]
 
lol  who knows!

"that thang got a hemi?!"
sho nuff

When i got my Y33 inspected the other week the guy who pulled it out of the garage said to me while sitting in car "this is a nice car" and then continued to sit there until i was about a second shy of tell him to get the hell out.

"WTF is a President"
"Why did you put President on your trunk?"
"What kind of car is that? Maxima?"
"You need 20's" I have 19's "They look so small" WTF?
"Do you drift that?" O_o
"El Presidente"

[QUOTE=Damicci;79704]
"El Presidente"[/QUOTE]
I resemble that remark!!!

Lady at my work sees my car and everytime she sees me she says "El Presidente" A bit annoying sometimes.

"You ridin on bags?"
"Your suspension looks broken in the back."
"Your wheels look like this /\."
"Your crazy to ride that low around here."
"You must go through tires like in a week."
"Is that how you want it to look?"
"Oooh he got curtains!"

Protege guys when I showed them my intended wheels:
"do you plan on running without fenders!?"

they thought it was..

1. a Maxima
2. an accord

wtf?

[QUOTE=aristo93;78106]People think im an owner of a produce company get this alot
is it an 07
Wow i didnt know lexus had an Aristo model is it a special edition?
your wheels are popping out of your tires is that safe?
why do you have a rope hanging from your rearview mirror?[/QUOTE]

I get that alot!!! What Produce Co. do you own? Is it in Salinas or Watsonville? Can I get some oranges? Got any Pineapples? Is this a NEW car?

your wheels cost like 2500 right? (looking at my 20x9.5 20x10.5 volk gt7's:biggthumpup:

this thread is pretty funny...

the only comments i get are:

"what's a windom?"

"i thought u drove a lexus, why does it have a toyota emblem?"

People always ask me this My Aristo is a 300 ... I say no its  a 400 .... They are always shocked ... like really ?  lol


Or when I pancake it ... 


Omg did you just have a blow out ??   (priceless)


:: When some one asked me If I loved High school  ::

...  , And the first time I remember I asked why ... 

::they said thats  the biggest high school tassel  I have ever seen  ?? ::

LOL  I tell the retail price for the Large Jp fusa ...and they are like OMG ... if you spend that much on  that .... wonder how much everything else was..

Is that your sister's car? (Keep in mind I drive a teal civic hatch with a Hello Kitty emblem on the back):uhh:

Even better, "does it have NAWS?"

[quote=kokasian;83310]Is that your sister's car? (Keep in mind I drive a teal civic hatch with a Hello Kitty emblem on the back):uhh:

Even better, "does it have NAWS?"[/quote]

haha Love the eyes !! thats funny !

[quote=MoWGLi;78136]It looks like a Mercedes.
Are you a [SIZE=3][B]guido?[/B][/SIZE]
Is your last name Soprano?[/quote]

[IMG]http://forums.offtopic.com/images/smilies/laugh.gif[/IMG]

[QUOTE=widebody_Q;78545]cops-"are there any guns in here? Step outside the vehicle
[/QUOTE]

LOL this happened to me last tuesday in fullerton. Cops asked me 10 fuken times if I had guns or drugs in the car

"nice car"
me: "thanks"
"what is it, a mazda?"
me: "uh no."
"oh."
"what is it?"
me: "an infiniti"
"oh........."
i walked away..

oh and this is what a cop asked me about my stock car,
cop - how'd you drop your car?
me- huh?!
cop- you change the spindles?
me- no, its stock.
cop- okay

haha this is hilarious thread..

on my older 190e evoII benz I had the sticker sponser "Dekra" on the driver side
[IMG]http://i122.photobucket.com/albums/o273/uberw124/P1010008_3.jpg[/IMG]

I heard some kid say, "hey he has derka, derka written on his car!"

With my euro plate, people ask 
Moron: "did you import that from Germany?"
Me: "No"
Moron: "Then why do you have that license plate"
Me: "Cause it looks better overall"
Moron: "But you are not in Germany?"
Me: Roll me eyes

"Why does your car say Axela on it?"

they call my cressida a camry when its clearly is a cressida....sigh......

I gotta try this...


@ Gas Station

Them: Hey thats a nice car!
Me: thanks.....
Them: So what do You do?
Me: i work @ a bank.
Them: Well it looks like your doing pretty well :-)
Me: Yo man can i borrow a quarter?

@ Work

Me: hi, what can i help you w/?
     -Time Progresses-
Me: alright we're all done! ;-)
Them: hey whos lexus is that out there, your bosses?
Me: ............
Them: Or is it yours? (dammit please let it not be his)
Me: Oh yeh!
Them: So what have you done to it/cost?
Me: trials and tribulations my friend...want another account?

@ Home

Me: baby, i just saw sumthin' else i needed...
Me: don't look @ me like that.....

Honestly, my preference, is what they say w/ their eyes!

[QUOTE=efini_kid;82983]this thread is pretty funny...

the only comments i get are:

"what's a windom?"

"i thought u drove a lexus, why does it have a toyota emblem?"[/QUOTE]

I get the windom question all the time. :smiley-rofl: Or what does 3.0G mean 

Then I always get the people in DC ask crazy questions

You know your car is sitting really low? (And its not that low IMO......yet :smiley: )
Are those 20's?
You should have put some 20 inch TIS or Dubs on that B#&$h
Hey I think your tire is about to hit your fender.

And the one that pisses me off the most
What is that? Is that a hooked up Camry? :madgo: 


-Smitty

i get the camry crap... i dont like it. i feel like putting my elbow in someones lower jaw....

them: isn't a lexus just a camry with more buttons? that's what you have right?
me: yeah, my lexus has more in common with the camry running nascar right now than any camry ever driven on public streets.
them: huh?
me: i've never seen a rear wheel drive V8 camry except on the race track; have you?
them: uh, no...that's RWD? it's a V8?

Today I was at Autozone and the some of the young workers were lookin at my car saying "Wooooo that's so pimp..........What kinda job do you have to get a car lookin like that" 
I laughed it's not what you think! :shrug: 
Should have said, I work at MC Dee's :smiley-rofl:

just recently, my friends asked me if i bought the car from one of my brothers "associates". what were they insinuating?

my brother and "his" motorcycle "group" in japan.
[IMG]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v509/hotxb990/LordsAngelsM.jpg[/IMG]

An Old lady asked me the other day 

"Is that a funeral car" referring to my curtains and black on black....without waiting for my answer she said

That's the nicest funeral car I've ever seen.

[quote=nextgear1;90362]An Old lady asked me the other day 
 
"Is that a funeral car" referring to my curtains and black on black....without waiting for my answer she said
 
That's the nicest funeral car I've ever seen.[/quote]
Hehe, well, there's an idea for a business on the side.

This gets better and better .. !! keep adding guys !

Girl: (singing the adams family song while touching the curtains)
Me: keep singing cause this is the last time you will ever be inside of this car
 
I hit the switches on the way out and she kind of tripped ;)

wow this thread is too funny! well, these are my frequent asked ?'s

1) does that 300 after GS stand for 300 horses?!

2) do they sell junction produce home accessories @ IKEA? NO??!?!? then where did you get those pillows?

3) are you scared that someones gonna fart on those satin jp cushions and leave the smell in it?

4) dude, you 25 years old! why do you have a JP black teddy bear by your shifter?! thats gay!

5) if you ever get low on money, you can always pawn that gold rope on your mirror!

6) did you really wear that big green ass tassel @ graduation?

7) is this a yakuza car? you launder money dont you? 

8) why did you park your car beside mine? to make me look bad? 

and the list goes on.............

[QUOTE=UberE500;85766]haha this is hilarious thread..



I heard some kid say, "hey he has derka, derka written on his car!"

With my euro plate, people ask 
Moron: "did you import that from Germany?"
Me: "No"
Moron: "Then why do you have that license plate"
Me: "Cause it looks better overall"
Moron: "But you are not in Germany?"
Me: Roll me eyes[/QUOTE]

you know whats funny about this to me?  my car is actually a grey market import from germany!  hahaha!!!  so, i get the same questions about my german plate on the front but the opposite answer.  here are a few funny stories

federal emissions testing facility:

old man: "this is a diesel, you need to get in the diesel lane."
me: "really?, are you sure about that?"
old man: "i don't know it's loud."
me: "well it runs on gas, so can i just get it tested cause i've been sitting in this line for 45 minutes."
old man: "okay then pull up to the rollers and shut it off."
old man: "i need your old registration paper and then you need to go sit in the booth until i'm done."
me: "it's not registered, but i have the title."

so the old man puts the VIN number in the computer and i stand in the booth watching him.  he breaks out an OBDII plug and starts feeling under my dasboard for a plug in.  i step out and approach him

me: "you know this car was made in 1984, right"
old man: "no it's not, it's a 2001"
me: "your joking, right"
old man: "computer says it's a 2001 S500 now you need to get back in that booth sir!"
me: "it's a 1984 500SEL which was imported from Germany, so the VIN isn't in the database"
old man: "sir...  you know how long i've been doing this!?  you think i don't know what year this car is?  i see these things all the time and it's a damn 2001 so go back to the booth!"
me: "oh....  alriiiight.  well, let me know when your done digging under my dash so we can test it.  i've got alot of shit to do today and your wasting everyone's time."

he then calls over two other people and they both agree with him that it's a 2001.  i argue for a bit and show them the original documentation from the importer aswell as the importer's plaque in the door jam.  they started acusing me of missing up the VIN numbers and kept slamming my damn hood.  after all the BS i called the complaint number and had them buy me a new hood star since they kept slamming it.  hahaha..  suckers.

odd comments:

cop: "you mean you can afford a car worth $40-some thousand but you can't afford insurance!?"- didn't even pay close to that but still got steriotyped and recieved a ticket

cop: "what's that green stuff in the center console there? you guys been smoking a little marujana?"- had sunroof open when parked in driveway and a few little leaves fell in

little girl pointing out german plate to mom: "mom look!  you can't drive here from other england, can you?"

random wannabe gangsters in a jack in the box parking lot: "DAAAYUM!  THAT SHIT IS HARD!  THAT SHIT IS FUCKING HAAAARD!!! HIT DEM SWITHCES!"- i don't have air or juice

random guy at a stoplight: "damn..  that's nice bro"

old gas station attendant: "i bet your damn near deaf from drinin' round with no muffler."

girlfriend's brother: "if you ever sell your benz, i'm fuckin buying it"
me: "you don't have a job or any money at all......"
girlfriend's: "i know....  but i'm still gonna buy it."

"dem be sum daytons on dat boxcar maynneee

my co worker: Why do your visors say Toyota on it?

girlfriend: "hey you're car is broken"
me: "wtf no way?"
girlfriend: "yeh, look its almost scrapping the ground"
me: (laughs) *flips the high switch in the car* "does this look better? stupid bitch..." 
girlfriend: yeh its normal again..... wait how did you do that?
me: my car is magic, you wanna see the backseat? hehehe

Every time I roll up to my buddies house, they ask if I'm selling any drugs today lol.

[QUOTE=eightsixgts;97019]Every time I roll up to my buddies house, they ask if I'm selling any drugs today lol.[/QUOTE]

not today but come back next week

I got this from a dude at the shop that does my ICE, tint, wheels, etc.

me: I need some new rubber and wanna stretch a little bit. Since I'm on  18x9's I'd like to go with maybe a 225/40/18.

him: "I dont think that would work"

me: (LOL) and why not?

him: "it probably wont be safe"

me: ORLY??? what tire are you talking about?

him: "the Falken FK452"  

me: I can get a 215 on a 9" wheel if I wanted to

him: "?????????" OK I'll order the 225 for you

i ALWAYS get ? so when gonna paint it? or when you gonna finish your truck/car?

This weekend, 2 guys watching me park and lower my car:
"Dude! did you cut your springs?" :pat:

this is me walking to my cousin's bagged 300C....

little kid: mommy mommy look! that car is broken!
mom: honey dont go over there, there might be drugs in there
little kid: oooooh but i like this car
me: excuse me, would you like to see my car do some magic?
little kid: yes please....
mom: timmy i want you over here right now!


ahahah everyone thinks ima drug dealer when i drive my cousin's blackmobile!

like someone else said:

cops: "sir, is this your car?"
me: yes sir
cops: "do you have anything illegal in here?  drugs, guns, grenades?"
me: no sir
cops: "are you a gang member?  why is your car blue and you're wearing blue?"
me: it's my work uniform sir

"how do you drive so low?"
it's cuz i'm crazy

guys with airrunner: "you're crazy, you drive as low as we park!"
hahaha that's my favorite one! it makes me feel good =]

"if you keep driving that low you're gonna break something"
too late

"buying tires all the time must kill you!"
believe me, it does haha

"nice maxima"

wtf lolllllllllll

i have a gs4

when at the shows or parked at work...car is layed..."how high does it go?" I ask if it would look better higher. Do you drive it that low? My answer, Fenders on the tires, So no. Or if that's one of them SciKon's....wtf?! I attract the OG's too. as in Old Girls or senior citizens. My wife figured I'll never cheat on her this way. lol

today:

piggie: license and registration please
me: is there a problem officer?
piggie: yeh i pulled you over because i think you blew a shock....
me: ahaha it's just lowered sir everything is in working order.
piggie: ooooh right it's the new hip thing.
me: thanks officer you're so kind.
piggie: ok we're done here, oh btw, your tint is too dark, just roll down the fronts next time you drive here locally.
me: thank you

wow.... i thought a ticket was in order.

when i had the q...."nice lincoln..." i got that alot

[quote=pRaHjeC;101961]
 
guys with airrunner: "you're crazy, you drive as low as we park!"
hahaha that's my favorite one! it makes me feel good =]
[/quote]
 
Wait... I never said that. :shrug:

[quote=KickEachVerse;102603]Wait... I never said that. :shrug:[/quote]
 
+5

The best was some idiot who was checking out my hydraulic setup and was telling his buddy about my "nitrous system" :smiley-rofl:

I pulled up to a DONK at Kragen yesterday!
One rides high, one rides low!
 
I wanted to pull up raise my car all the way up and then say NAW!
And drop that shit!
:smiley-rofl:

"Look he bouncin like them street racers"
"What kinda car is that?"
"Nice Exhaust"
"Nice rims. Are thoses 20's or 22's"
"That looks like a Lincoln or acura"-dumb neighbors
"Whats AutoFashion? Is that a car club?" -people have no idea
"Dawg I thought that was a lexus"
"Whats Cima? And you have a V8?"
"Thats not a FAST V8"-Damn Muscle car drivers
 
etc......

lol, "bouncin like them street racers"

Guilty :(

Of bouncing. Damn cheap dampers.

[QUOTE=OCKlasse;102933]The best was some idiot who was checking out my hydraulic setup and was telling his buddy about my "nitrous system" :smiley-rofl:[/QUOTE]


hahaha, nothing like a nice 100-shot to all four corners!! WTF??? haha

I get that too. THanks FAst and Furious. any tank is Naus now.

just yesterday pulling into the oil change place, 
I hear some chick sitting in her car say to one of the guys working there, "Is that a Civic?" :pat:

[quote=pRaHjeC;101961]
cops: "do you have anything illegal in here?  drugs, guns, [U][I][B]grenades[/B][/I][/U]?"[/quote]
...do people carry grenades on a regular basis that a cop should be worried after drug, and guns??

[quote=crazyboi;102396]today:

piggie: ok we're done here, oh btw, your tint is too dark, just roll down the fronts next time you drive here locally.[/quote]

...dayumn, you got lucky!  


"ay man, you aint pimpin till you cop sum tweny-fos on that Lexxxxxxx (he really pronounced with a long "x") like mine"
some random guy w/ bigass wheels on his car while I was just getting out of the car.

i got a parking ticket saying my de badged'd M is a mazda ..... wtf lol

Have them throw out the ticket and get them to look into who stole your plates and put them on a Mazda :D

This one guy asked me  does that run on ELECTRIC.OR nice SKY on

so today i went to a cafe shop in OC:
i pulled up and park right in front and my front lip is almost kissing the ground.

kid: whoaaaaa, you know that is freakin low dawg!
me: thanks dude i like my shit like that.
kid: dang man how old are you?
me: 18 
kid: damn, you're 18 and drive a modded out camry?
me: wtf, go look at my car's ass and then go hop in ur riced out civic bitch.
kid: oh it's a Lexus
me: no shit sherlock!

and then a waitress catchs me

girl: hey hunny, you're lexus is lookin nice!
me: thanks cutie, you wanna ride?
girl: ok but i get off at 3, wait for me.

ahahah even the waitress knew that my car is a lexus. 

ahhhhhhh damn ricers.

Wow, you're pretty harsh on people. Congrats?

ES looks a lot like a Camry.

Some guy at work!
YOU CAN'T DRIVE LIKE THAT! YOU BETTER RAISE IT SOME MORE!
YOU gonna be goin through tires!
:fyou: :vadar:

i get 

"cool, you have sex  curtains" a lot.

Everyone always says, "Whoa, you got curtains.. Why? Your car is like a hurst now."

"What's wrong with your tires?"

Man i love my dc, va, md people.
"Hey young, how you spend all that bread on your rims, but your shocks are blown?"
"What is that a Benz?" No it's a Q. "Nah like the S class or E class right?
an older lady after seeing my curtains at a gas station "So how many lucky ladies have enjoyed the privacy?"
a buddy from middle school i gave a ride to after i remote started my car." Oh shit that's you? Dawg no disrespect I appreciate the offer but i'm on papers" :shrug: :slap:

Wigger: yo money kina car that is
Me: huh, i have no idea i dont know anything about cars its my girlfriends.
Wig: Nah man thats a skyline, your girl asian?
Me: do we know each other? You are talking to me like we are friends?
 
 
"kina car is that" all the time
 
"whats wrong with your tires"
 
"your tires dont have any air in them"
 
"how do you drive with it that low"
 
"your wheel was off the ground a second ago"
 
"is that a chaser"
 
are the most frequent ones i get.

about curtains:

bro, you got curtains inside your car... might as well you fix kitchen stove, chimney, etc.

[quote=Colt45]huh, i have no idea i dont know anything about cars its my girlfriends.
[/quote]
 
Im going to have to try this one.........:innoutrofl2:

I drive a restored '64 bug.

"Your back wheels are broken"

"Is that the new mini?"

Old gas station guy:
 "What kind of car is that?" Holding my VW gas cap in his hand. Then " how do you drive that low?"

EVERYDAY: 

"what year is that?"

Person in car next to me hits there passenger then points at my rear wheels.

Girlfriend:
"I dont wanna take your car, when it bounces it hurts my boobs!" lol

Tire shop:

"I cant put those tires on,  they are not safe. I can only do it if you take them off then bring them in, I cant let you drive out of here like that!"

[quote=solini;114583] "So how many lucky ladies have enjoyed the privacy?"[/quote]
 
Thats great! LOL
 
I got two funny ones today from different people
 
Some girl at the light rolls down her window (manually rolls them down) and asks me-
"Are those 28's???" I chocked on my red bull for a second but then I kept a straight face and said "yea their 28's, do you like them? :giggity: "
 
Then later on, I pull over to the side to look for a CD then I notice a car stopped in the middle of a busy intersection and a lady rolls down her window and says - 
"I think your car is on fire, I saw flames just came out of your car when you hit that bump :saiyancrunks: "
I told her "Thanks i'll get it fixed" Then I hit the switches and made the ass of the car jump up like a foot in the air and she just smiled and drove off

"Why are your tires crooked???" (room mates girlfriend looking at my car from the back)
 
"You're gonna be going through tires every month, you need an alignment!!!!!" (this one gets annoying)
 
"Your tires are too small for those wheels, theyre gonna pop!"
 
"You look like Yakuza driving that thing"

Last nite.....

Parked on Keeaumoku by Sorabol..... right in front of ghetto Sandy's stripper club (saw a skanky hoe & guy outside) & got out of car with friend & walked towards my friend's bar.

I hear the dirty skank say,
"Hey driver, driver (ignored her at first, then realized she was talking to me), what kind of car is that?"
I reply: "Mercedes"
Dumb bitch: " Really", (then walked up to the rear of my car & says) 
"Nahhh, but it says Brabus. There's no Mercedes star." 

[IMG]http://i122.photobucket.com/albums/o273/uberw124/DSCN0461.jpg[/IMG]

I shake my head & walk away, then move my car couple minutes later.....

Dumb hoes

Also got the late nite B.S. statment about 'being' yakuza'?  geeeezzzzussss

[quote=thebeeguy;121731]"You're gonna be going through tires every month, you need an alignment!!!!!" (this one gets annoying)[/quote]
 
I usually answer that with "I dont care about tyre wear, they arent meant to last forever"
I've found that shuts them up pretty quick

Oh, and aside from all the people saying my car is Yakuza status, they think I'm a drug dealer of some sort. Blows their mind when I tell them I just change oil and mechanic work for a living...

i get on a daily basis
 
is your suspension broken
Are your wheels supposed to look liek back to the future
why are your wheels about to fall off
how can you drive like that
your going to break stuff
 
I had a gate guard, a japanese guy, ask me if my car was safe. I looked at him, and asked him to define safe....

[COLOR=red][B]THIS JUST IN![/B][/COLOR] 
 
About 2min. ago some old guy at my job asked me if my car was a 
 
 
BUICK HAMMER!!!!!    WTF!!!!!!
 
 
:smiley-rofl: :smiley-rofl: :smiley-rofl: :smiley-rofl: :smiley-rofl:

i drive an LS and ppl still ask me if its a camry.......:slap:

[QUOTE=thebeeguy;122172]Oh, and aside from all the people saying my car is Yakuza status, they think I'm a drug dealer of some sort. Blows their mind when I tell them I just change oil and mechanic work for a living...[/QUOTE]

Iv gotten drug dealer a lot. Even my parents think im a drug dealer. Its sad, hahaha.

People haven't said anything yet, but I do get looks from a lot of people.

"Did you put a camaro engine in your lexus?"

"but I thought It was a v6???"

"nice... uh.. lincoln?"  :pat:

"Your wheels are about to fall off bro" 

I get alot of old and young people.  my fav though is sneaking into a gas station and scaring people when I leave. (guilty pleasure).

how loud is your exhasut? what's your setup?

"Nice car...  you must have a good job?"

"Fabulous? Never heard of it. What so fabulous about it?"

"I've never seen a lexus that low... your bagged right?" 
Me-  "No I have coilovers "
"They make coilovers for Lexus?"

When I'm driving in the city I love to get on it and let the blow off valve go off.. and watch the people stand there with the "WTF" look. LMAO

I've had cops pull me over thinking that I'm getting tickets for the tints (20% all around) just to compliment me on my car.

I do get alot of compliments though on the car from all ages.

[quote=19psi;136229]how loud is your exhasut? what's your setup?[/quote]
 
its straight pipes from the cats to those quad muffs on the back. sounds like a demon, ill post a video soon.

Just about all of the above plus this new one:
 
Two docs and a nurse ask my wife: So what exactly [I]does[/I] your husband do? :biggthumpup:

[QUOTE=PANCAKES!;101805]This weekend, 2 guys watching me park and lower my car:
"Dude! did you cut your springs?" :pat:[/QUOTE]

I lol'd

My car is too busted right now to add anything to this!:sad:

[quote=PANCAKES!;102935]I pulled up to a DONK at Kragen yesterday!
One rides high, one rides low!
 
I wanted to pull up raise my car all the way up and then say NAW!
And drop that shit!
:smiley-rofl:[/quote]


HAHAHA I will do this asap ! :smiley-rofl:

Random crack head in West Oakland street corner- I see you be doin big thangs!  What do I need to do to do what you doin? 

Me- Thinking he must think I have a lot of money. So I said  Stay in school! And drove off. Hope that inspires him!

"Why is your car so low?"

:shrug: What am I supposed to answer? Because it's awesome!

LOL "why the hell would you do that to a Mercedes" My dad
"You cant get Black magic all the way around your tire, and im not rolling the car for you" My dad!
"Whats going to happen if i ever get fat?" The Lady

everybody - "why a maxima?"
me- "cause i can"

Correction...."Cause you think you can!" =)

Ive had a mailman run me off the road to tell me my rear wheel was broken.

haha that's freaking funny !!! =)

[quote=golfkid777;139896]Ive had a mailman run me off the road to tell me my rear wheel was broken.[/quote]

[quote=PANCAKES!;139867]Correction...."Cause you think you can!" =)[/quote]
[IMG]http://www.thelittleenginethatcouldtour.com/images/engine.jpg[/IMG]
 
i think i can, i think i can, i think i can...

"What ever your selling must be some good shit!"

At a BBQ I went to not that long ago.

[B]CivicGuy:[/B] Why is this ride here. This BBQ was for fast cars.
[B]Me:[/B] lol. Then why are all these civics here.
[B]CivicGuy:[/B] Junction Produce. That's cute. What's that the name of your grocery store. Love the store so much u put it on ur wheels and trunk huh. Wack! And look he's got the fake Maybach curtains too. 
[B]Me:[/B] ......yeah guess I should have ordered Konig wheels off ebay like you did. Real baller. 
[B]My friends:[/B] lol. 




The other day at the mall. Ride is parked in the back of the parking lot away from the minivans and bad drivers. I'm walking to my ride and see 3-4 Asian guys checking it out. I walk up to the car to put my stuff in.

[B]AsianGuy1:[/B] This is pretty hot
[B]AsianGuy2: [/B]This is your car?!?!?
[B]Me aka big black guy:[/B] yup
[B]AsianGuy2:[/B] You bought it like this?
[B]Me: [/B]nope I built it from stock
[B]AsianGuy3:[/B] Really!?!?! Umm.......Shouldnt u be on 24's or something. 
[B]Me: [/B]lol. Dam I got dissed. 
[B]AsianGuys:[/B] lol
[B]Me:[/B] Not every black dude you see is into dub. lol.

the funniest thing i got was some black guys that pulled up to me and said


"blood peep out bloods whip, blood got the burtains...damn blood got the burtains"

another guy told me

"you need to step up your game son...put some 22's on there"

I have many buy this one is classic  ture story 2 weeks old ...happen in front a coffee shop !
 
Wanna be - yo your rims are WACKED ..what the hell are those !!
ME - lol why you saythat ..
Wanna be = you need to get some real wheel like my G35 i got some VERDE WHEELS ...
 
Me - lol ..VERDE  wow ...
Wanna be -don't hate cus you cant AFFORD 4 OF THE  SAME WHEELS ,wide in the rear and narrow up front  why are you spending that much money one a THUNDER BIRD !!!! what the hell is auto culture !!!
 
ME- LMAOF ..:slap:.if you can SPELL THE NAME OF MY RIMS AND  TELL ME WHAT KIND OF CAR - I WILL NOT TAKE YOUR GIRL AWAY FROM YOU I PROMISE !!
 
 
OOOOOO

A lot of people have told me my car looks like a funeral car because of the curtains.

[QUOTE=kingpin;265296]I have many buy this one is classic ture story 2 weeks old ...happen in front a coffee shop !
 
Wanna be - yo your rims are WACKED ..what the hell are those !!
ME - lol why you saythat ..
Wanna be = you need to get some real wheel like my G35 i got some VERDE WHEELS ...
 
Me - lol ..VERDE wow ...
Wanna be -don't hate cus you cant AFFORD 4 OF THE SAME WHEELS ,wide in the rear and narrow up front why are you spending that much money one a THUNDER BIRD !!!! what the hell is auto culture !!!
 
ME- LMAOF ..:slap:.if you can SPELL THE NAME OF MY RIMS AND TELL ME WHAT KIND OF CAR - I WILL NOT TAKE YOUR GIRL AWAY FROM YOU I PROMISE !!
 
 
OOOOOO[/QUOTE]
 
 
AHAHAHAHAHHA 
 
that shit is funny

[QUOTE=solareclipseauto;265275]

"you need to step up your game son...put some 22's on there"[/QUOTE]

Yeah I get that stupid why didnt you put 22's on there all the time. In the DC/Metro area if its not on 22's or better that shit is wack. Its so sad.  


[QUOTE=kingpin;265296]I have many buy this one is classic  ture story 2 weeks old ...happen in front a coffee shop !
 
Wanna be - yo your rims are WACKED ..what the hell are those !!
ME - lol why you saythat ..
Wanna be = you need to get some real wheel like my G35 i got some VERDE WHEELS ...
 
Me - lol ..VERDE  wow ...
Wanna be -don't hate cus you cant AFFORD 4 OF THE  SAME WHEELS ,wide in the rear and narrow up front  why are you spending that much money one a THUNDER BIRD !!!! what the hell is auto culture !!!
 
ME- LMAOF ..:slap:.if you can SPELL THE NAME OF MY RIMS AND  TELL ME WHAT KIND OF CAR - I WILL NOT TAKE YOUR GIRL AWAY FROM YOU I PROMISE !!
 
 
OOOOOO[/QUOTE]

LMAO!!! Love th response. That's some really pimp shit to say to someone. May have to use that one if u dont mind =)

"Does it have wings that come out"

[QUOTE=Outaurleague;139690]LOL "why the hell would you do that to a Mercedes" My dad
"You cant get Black magic all the way around your tire, and im not rolling the car for you" My dad!
"Whats going to happen if i ever get fat?" The Lady[/QUOTE]
+1...a lot of people have said just about the same 
 
them: "awwwe man, you don't lower a Mercedes"
me: "no?...YOU don't lower a mercedes - I do"
or I love this one...
them:"nice car, are you gonna get some rims - you should put sum dubs on it" 
me: "nah man, it's dropped on 19s"

why does it look like that????
 
doesn't it rub?
 
thats not safe.

LMAO!!! Love th response. That's some really pimp shit to say to someone. May have to use that one if u dont mind =)[/QUOTE] yea i do mind -give my your air runner suspesnion in exchanged for my words of wisdoms and i had over the (TM) to you lol :smiley-rofl:

Is that a Lexus? <------fuck NO dumb ass!
 
Is that the new 2009/2010 Infiniti? <---- No, but it should be.
 
Where are your valve stems? <----- stick your head inside the rim and rotate 45 degrees
 
What kinda Infiniti is that? <------M45 aka Y34
 
You should've put 22's. <---- Why.....so i can look like a wanna be baller with a DONK rider
 
You should've done it with the black rims instead. <----- Thought about it, but.....I wasn't original anymore
 
How do you keep it so clean? <----- No comment....It's a long "detailed" story

i got "THAT THING IS LOWER THAN A WHALES DICK" from Johnny Johno

and "OMG ***** WHY IS YOUR STEERING WHEEL OFF YOUR GONNA CRASH" on I-10 going to Houston one day

talking to the guy at work:

me: so iI am going to put my car in a show this weekend
guy: oh yeah what did you do to the car?
me:  i have airbags
guy: isn't it the law that cars have airbags now

/end convo

i have had a bunch of cops ask me if i am moving into my car cuz of my table and curtains

I drop the rear end of the car and a girl who was in my car turns around real scared after the air dump.
Girl: Your car sounds like a roller coaster about to leave the station!
Me: Well than you better get ready for the ride of your life.

[QUOTE=StockStar;266187]Is that a Lexus? <------fuck NO dumb ass!
 
[/QUOTE]
whats wrong with Lexus? at least they didnt tell you that your car looks like a honda or mustang! LOL

Is this a rental?

Is this a Toyota Avalon?

Is this a Buick Alero?

You're getting into the wrong car!

.... All said by chicks .... hahahah!!!

[QUOTE=crazyboi;267228]whats wrong with Lexus? at least they didnt tell you that your car looks like a honda or mustang! LOL[/QUOTE]:koolaidwall: i have gotten ford thunder bird so i know that feeling !

The only thing random ass strangers talk to me about are my curtains.

Usually "wow are those drapes" or "can you actually close those drapes"

Once an older Japanese man told me he hasn't seen something like that (my car w/ curtains) since he moved from Japan.

the asshats on supraforums says alot of funny stuff about my car. some of them are naive idiots.

[QUOTE=e30cabrio;267776]The only thing random ass strangers talk to me about are my curtains.
 
Usually "wow are those drapes" or "can you actually close those drapes"
 
Once an older Japanese man told me he hasn't seen something like that (my car w/ curtains) since he moved from Japan.[/QUOTE]
 lol... someone said something about my boys' curtains and im like ... wtf is drapes? hahah

Two that I can think of at the moment, both by cops....
 
- Is there any air in those tires?
 
- The tire shop ripped you off, those tires don't fit on your wheels.

Posted some pics on a car audio forum, apparently most of the people there have no clue what aggressive offsets and stretched tires are.... here's some of the resposnes I got...
 
- You basically have the ricer version of the donk
 
- That doesn't really say "aggressive" to me. That has more of a "somebody put on the wrong size of tire" look, to me.
 
- Tires look like you couldn't afford the ones you needed and settled with those.
 
- It's gotta handle like ass with that much camber

this is funny to me.... 
 
"is your car on airbags???" 
 
hahaha or "i think your struts are blown!" haha funny OC people man

When people doesnt know what kind a car i am driving, and they asked me what kind a car is that??

"Those curtains are kinda...fruity"---folks at the detailing place

"You aren't doing that to my car"---Dad

"You gonna put dubs on that bra?!?!"----random people at gas stations, store etc.

"You ruined your Benz man!"---friend who is a Domestic car love

"You pimped your car like Xzibit"---guy at the store

And my all time favorite...

"You gonna put some subs in it homie?!?!"---from my sales associate at the Mercedes dealership:pat:

The only reason I find the last one funny is because I'm a white kid with long blonde hair (think kurt cobain) and in no way look like a "homie"...

And on a side note, people can't figure out the neckpads in my car...people purposefully don't sit all the way back cause they scared of them. And when they do they always get the crooked and shit...anyone else have this problem?

[QUOTE=crazyboi;269068]
 
"is your car on airbags???" 
 
[/QUOTE]

Got that before...was entering a driveway and the guy is looking at me funny, so I stopped halfway up and ask him "am I allowed to enter here?" He responds "yeah, but why don't you hit the switches?" ..... "Because I don't have any"...and continue going up the driveway.

[QUOTE=Lux;269407]
"You ruined your Benz man!"[/QUOTE]

I got told this by 20 people from a car audio forum....those guys mainly drive trucks so they wouldn't know anything lol...rather it was for my G..wish I had a Benz though

I've been told my car looks like a donk...wtf? I have 20's and I'm lowered :dunno:

alot of people say,
"I bet you pull all the b*#%hes with that!"
"Damn Pimped out van?"
"Watch out, I almost tripped over the exhaust"
"Can you 3 wheel?"
"Why did you wanna fix up a van??"

lolz.. thats just some comments... people laugh at me sometimes too because they think it looks stupid. but everyone smiles.. lolz!

"is that a cadillac"
"are your wheels suppose to look like that"
"your wheels look broken in the back"
"you must catch hell on the speed bumps"
"what kind of engine work do u have done"
"wassup with the blinged out clock"
"are those artisan fenders (to the range HSE fenders)"
"was'nt your car orange or something"
"whats KBREAK"
"i saw a LEXUS with the license plate "KBREAK rolling through EWA beach, mean halos and HID's looking like a alien space ship"

is that a vip car? guy at the gas station with a hydro 64
wanna rent that car out? I wanna take my girl out to dinner, I'll give you a $100!
says a high school kid at a local car show.:smiley-rofl:

your car barely makes qualifications for SCCA.  


Like I'm autocrossing it

i work at a car dealership and the old guys always ask me. 
" why did u mess up a good car"

" r ur rear alxels broke?"

"i can do an alingment for u and fix that"

"can i use ur car for my grandmas funeral?"

"y dont u just get tires that fit, instead of replacing them all the time"

everytime a cop pulls me over...

"  are you a drug dealer?" 

HAHAHAHAHA that one cracks me up the most

From one of my friends grandmother: "Are there any dead people in that car?" In reference to the curtains and that it is perceived to be a funeral car. I'm tempted to remove my curtains cause they receive so much attention.

"I never seen a 626 like that before"

[QUOTE=JITb;273101]"I never seen a 626 like that before"[/QUOTE]
 LMAO!!!

[QUOTE=PROJECTGS3;271648]everytime a cop pulls me over...
 
" are you a drug dealer?" 
 
HAHAHAHAHA that one cracks me up the most[/QUOTE] LOL THAT ONE CRACKS ME UP THE MOST !!! CARCK LOL:smiley-rofl:

co worker: "why are your wheels slanted in? isnt that bad for your tires?
me : uuuh sometimes 
co worker : is it comfortable to drive like that
me: uhhh yeah
co worker : can you drive in the rain
me: ............i think

While stuck in traffic on the freeway.....

Random black guy: EY!!!!.....What size are dem wheels in back?
Me: 20x10.5
RBG: You on bags?
Me; No
RBG: What you say da offset was?
Me: 0
RBG: How you dri.......DAT A STRIPPA POLE?!?!
Me: Yes :biggthumpup:

For those that haven't seen...the stripper pole he speaks of...(not the greatest pic but it shows it all)

[IMG]http://www.speedraver.com/albums/album254/IMG_0274.jpg[/IMG]

[QUOTE=donpisto;275121]While stuck in traffic on the freeway.....

Random black guy: EY!!!!.....What size are dem wheels in back?
Me: 20x10.5
RBG: You on bags?
Me; No
RBG: What you say da offset was?
Me: 0
RBG: How you dri.......DAT A STRIPPA POLE?!?!
Me: Yes :biggthumpup:

For those that haven't seen...the stripper pole he speaks of...(not the greatest pic but it shows it all)

[IMG]http://www.speedraver.com/albums/album254/IMG_0274.jpg[/IMG][/QUOTE]

and when are u gonna show me how to do that?!?!?!

Lol...swing on over during J Tuned and you can see the pole in action, haha

That is so gangsta. Stripper pole in the ride. :biggthumpup:


If I ever do a hooked up Honda Odyssey that 's something that definitely has to go in. :giggity:


-Smitty

[QUOTE=Smitty;275197]That is so gangsta. Stripper pole in the ride. :biggthumpup:


If I ever do a hooked up Honda Odyssey that 's something that definitely has to go in. :giggity:


-Smitty[/QUOTE]

Put more than one...have 3 so you can have multiple women

[QUOTE=donpisto;275210]Put more than one...have 3 so you can have multiple women[/QUOTE]

OH!!!! Thats a great ideal! :giggity:


-Smitty

This morning a blue 350z pulls up, looks kinda ricey with blue lips and a chrome/black face. Thought the guy was going to compliment, but it was something much less than I expected.

As I nod as a "whats up?"....

Z: Who told you do that? (pointing to wheels)
Me: Me
Z: You're going to fvck up your axle rods.
Me: Huh?
Z: You're going to FVCK UP your axle rods.
Me: Umm, ok.
Z: I'm serious. I give it 6 months.
Me: It's been like this for a year (really hasn't but, oh well, haha).
Z: *Shakes his head*.... you really need to fix that, you're ruining the rods and your suspension.
Me: Don't worry.
Z: *Shakes head, hands in air* Good luck to you
Me: Byeeee *watching the ricer drive off*

should have gone something like:
 
Z: Who told you do that? (pointing to wheels)
Me: Me
Z: You're going to fvck up your axle rods.
Me: WTF is an axle rod
Z: *insert bs*
Me: You're a tool.

^^^

Lol....I can't stop laughing...man I need to be more clever like that. It gets a lil repetitive telling people my wheels are supposed to look like that. It was funny though one time...I had a kid try to sell me some candy for a fundraiser at a gas station. Didn't have cash so I couldn't help him out....he comes back and says "mister, something is wrong with your tire." I tell him its supposed to be like that and he gives a strange look and walks away.

Next time for sure though, I'm gonna play stupid.

So I'm running a pretty conservative wheel tire set up - 19/8.5 all around w/ 235/35/19 rubber and I figured why not flush it out? So I dropped the wife and baby at the mall and nstalled some 25mm spacers on the rears this weekend and when I went to pick them up I was flagged down 3 times before I even left the mall parking lot by concerned motorists, old folks and such yelling and pointing

 "your tires are smoking, your tires are smoking!!!" LoLs

...sure enough I rolled down my window and got a big wiff of burnt rubber, pulled over half way home and scrapped off a golf ball sized glob of rubber off my fender and scooped out the fender w/ a credit card and carried on. Got fenders rolled a couple days later and it's all good. Needless to say I'm gonna get the front fenders rolled before I stuff spacers up there. After that I think a stretched setup will help dial it all in. Sh1t was funny though....

"Sounds good, I'll take it"

Probably the one funniest one to date... but not as funny because I'm gonna miss it..

i got a new one today....not really new but havent heard it in awhile

"i always liked millenias"

[QUOTE=PROJECTGS3;271648]everytime a cop pulls me over...

"  are you a drug dealer?" 

HAHAHAHAHA that one cracks me up the most[/QUOTE]

i used to think that was a kinda funny one until i got pulled over for 10 over. the cop got on the p.a and told me to drop my keys on the ground outside the car.. when he comes up to the car i notice his holster is unbuckled and it goes something like this

cop: what do you have in the car?
me confused: my school bag?
cop: license and reg. please
me- reaching for it
cop- pulls gun and yells at me to get out of car slowly.
me-almost pissing my pants does so..
i proceed to get cuffed and have my car searched. the cop then comes back to me and apologizes telling me he thought i was a drug dealer and i was reaching for a gun. gives me a speeding ticket and lets me go...

Damn, dude I know that sucked. I'm just rerading it and I feel your pain, I woulda been pissed

i wasnt very happy at all, but my lawyer did some work and got things taken care of  =) so it all worked out. it only increased my dislike for cops..

Now I have seen it all, a stripper pole in a ride...lolz!!

so today i was super angled getting out of a shopping center and i was blocking the sidewalk, and some old man with a cane got really pissed at me and was yelling at me telling me i need to back up to let him walk pass, and i said i cant theres a car behind me so he walks up slowly and hits my door with his cane, not hard enough for me to get out and regulate on a old dude, but it was pretty funny.

I would've blew that old man's hearing aid by holding the horn LOL 
or if he walked around the back and your car's super loud, rev up to hear exhaust

them: "Damn, do you bottom out a lot in that car? How do you drive that??!"

me: "very carefully"

[QUOTE=Brokey33;294296]I would've blew that old man's hearing aid by holding the horn LOL 
or if he walked around the back and your car's super loud, rev up to hear exhaust[/QUOTE]


i was just laughing. haha i wanted to get home to eat my subway sandwich, btw there new green chille sauce is the sh!t

[QUOTE=g3t0ut;293726]i used to think that was a kinda funny one until i got pulled over for 10 over. the cop got on the p.a and told me to drop my keys on the ground outside the car.. when he comes up to the car i notice his holster is unbuckled and it goes something like this

cop: what do you have in the car?
me confused: my school bag?
cop: license and reg. please
me- reaching for it
cop- pulls gun and yells at me to get out of car slowly.
me-almost pissing my pants does so..
i proceed to get cuffed and have my car searched. the cop then comes back to me and apologizes telling me he thought i was a drug dealer and i was reaching for a gun. gives me a speeding ticket and lets me go...[/QUOTE]

damn try driving an old school joint back in the day in my old hood. we used to get pulled over and searched all the time! you kind of just got used to it!:shrug: sucked but it was a way of life in my neighborhood. they either thought you were a gang banger or a drug dealer.

Old man in lifted truck: Hello Down THERE!!!!!!!!!! 


Me: SAY CUUUZZZZZZZZ!!!!!!!

"So do you call yourself a lowrider?"

Me: "LOL"

petrol station few months ago

drunk dude in a van: brooo, is it a laurel?
me: nah(was in a mood and not so keen on stupid questions)
guy: what is it bro?
me: its a mazda
guy: nah bro its def a laurel aye
me: no its not a laurel!
guy: dude, my mate got da same laurel as you.
me: its a MAZDA, mazda sentia
guy: nah, it looks like a laurel
other guy goes to the back of my car to check out badges and to hi ssurprise he found nothing(im debadged:))
so he walks to my rego sticker where it says sentia
turns to his mate and goes: bro it is a fuken sentia, not a laurel.
so the other guy goes: oh mean cruizer bro, what is it?2liter?
me:nah 3l bro
guy: so how does it drive?
me: umm like a car with 4 wheels??
guy: haa ur a funny cu*t arent you
me: meh
guy: so whats it like on petrol?
me: its all good, just been to that BP down the road and light already flashing, so thats why im here now. 
and then i just walked of to pay for my petrol.

numb nuts:)

and last weekend was at another petrol station late at night
 and these bunch of guys turn up in a ute
spotted my car and were like nice ride, is it a CIMA??
me in my head(WTFFF? they know CIMA, which is like rare az in NZ, but dont know sentia)
so i tell em  its a sentia, they were like oh yep nice.
one of the guys goes
my mate has same mags as you. they are shadow chrome and 8" wide with deepdish!!
i just gave him this look like WTF have you been  smoking.
jumped  into my car and gapped it:)

not about my car but was about me and i thought was funny. cominf from a guy with misaligned overfenders on a 98ish Impreza that rub on his new wheel/tire combo now.

"no offense but a lot of what jdmjim posts looks like shit.. just because its from japan doesnt mean its "good". meh. 
"

Chicago peeps think that cuz it's not normal i.e. turbo or AWD or ziptied together it not cool....

^ sounds like my area. Thanks to zerolift autolab and forcedfab llc the drift scene down here is getting rather large. I get bitched at for properly building my s13 with quality work instead of half assed parts. They flipped out on me for fixing rust -.-.

[QUOTE=g3t0ut;293726]i proceed to get cuffed and have my car searched. the cop then comes back to me and apologizes telling me he thought i was a drug dealer and i was reaching for a gun. gives me a speeding ticket and lets me go...[/QUOTE]
 
that sucks shiet when i get pulled in my truck i get that  from cops. its liek wtf? i know im young, what am i not allowed to drive something that is worth more than what you make a year bc im young and i make better legit money then you?
I think its funny.

[QUOTE=Brokey33;294296]I would've blew that old man's hearing aid by holding the horn LOL 
or if he walked around the back and your car's super loud, rev up to hear exhaust[/QUOTE]
 
 
:smiley-rofl::smiley-rofl::smiley-rofl:

[QUOTE=MR.J;294993]that sucks shiet when i get pulled in my truck i get that  from cops. its liek wtf? i know im young, what am i not allowed to drive something that is worth more than what you make a year bc im young and i make better legit money then you?
I think its funny.[/QUOTE]

CHP officers make on an average of $87k/year on their first year.

What kind of car do you drive?

cops don't directly ask you if you're a drug dealer, do they?

They usually go "Do you have anything illegal in the car?"

And if you say no, then they start listing stuff "Illegal drugs, weapons, bazookas, grenades" (cause you know, bazookas and grenades aren't generally itemized as weapons I guess??)

Then you say no again, and they say "Are you sure there isn't anything illegal in your car at all?"

"No"

"Then you wouldn't mind if I searched the car, right?"

(Usually at this point you guys would agree to not give permission for the officers to search the car)

"Go ahead, search the car" (In my area it seems the police officers always like to bluff on this one)

"Ok, have a good night."

updates!


"did you put a v8 into that thing"

"what the hell is that"

"is this from europe" dude i found in work parking lot leaning over fenders with his hands on the windows looking inside trying to see the interior through the tint.

"sounds good, but them temporary tires dont look safe"

"did you just use some old tires you had left over, those tires look stupid and ar the wrong size"

"why would you put staggered wheels on a avenger, its FWD dumbass"

about 2 weeks ago one of my co workers ran up to me when I slammed it. She taught my tires were losing air really fast. It's funny because the car has been bagged for a couple years now and she just now realized it was low.

Drove past a group of like 6 girls and one yells
"Whats wrong with your rims??"

Friend's neighbor: is that a Benz or a BMW? Looks like something Kobe would drive!

"Where is your car, I heard you crashed it and it got totaled"

"How come I don't see your car anymore?  What happened?  Did it get repo'd?  Those payments get to you?"

:smiley-rofl:

''Is your car from China?'' cuz i have those illuminated jdm vip plates.
 
''Thats a nice Benz''
 
''Did you import that car here? Never seen that kind of car?''
 
:pat::smiley-rofl:

About my KA9:

Girl: Dad?
Me: It's D.A.D.
Girl: Yeah, I know, so your dad bought you this car?
Me:  Facepalm

Another girl: Is that a Lexus?  
Me: No, It's a Honda (still fully badged as an Acura 3.5RL).  
Girl: No it's not.
Me: Ok, you caught me, it's a Lexus.

Thug Life: Yo system ain't shit, it don't rattle or nothin'

My Mom: This looks like a pimp's car.
Me: Do you have something you need to tell me, Mom?
Mom: *Rolleyes* (I really have the best mom ever)

[QUOTE=e30cabrio;296657]CHP officers make on an average of $87k/year on their first year.
 
What kind of car do you drive?[/QUOTE]
 
I got a Z66 avalanche
 
cops make crap out here.
 
[QUOTE=e30cabrio;296659]cops don't directly ask you if you're a drug dealer, do they?
 
They usually go "Do you have anything illegal in the car?"
 
And if you say no, then they start listing stuff "Illegal drugs, weapons, bazookas, grenades" (cause you know, bazookas and grenades aren't generally itemized as weapons I guess??)
 
Then you say no again, and they say "Are you sure there isn't anything illegal in your car at all?"
 
"No"
 
"Then you wouldn't mind if I searched the car, right?"
 
(Usually at this point you guys would agree to not give permission for the officers to search the car)
 
"Go ahead, search the car" (In my area it seems the police officers always like to bluff on this one)
 
"Ok, have a good night."[/QUOTE]
 
you have never been face to face with metro in vegas. 
they will ask crazy questions and are the worst dicks in the world!!! then they wonder y people blast them.
 
[QUOTE=Brokey33;330322]Drove past a group of like 6 girls and one yells
"Whats wrong with your rims??"[/QUOTE]
 
:smiley-rofl::smiley-rofl:

2 cute ass girls riding in my car: what's that noise? (the car rubs in the rear with more than 1 passenger)
me: :sad:

[FONT=Times New Roman]my fave one at the moment is[/FONT]
[FONT=Times New Roman][/FONT] 
[FONT=Times New Roman]wierd guy: nice benz[/FONT]
[FONT=Times New Roman]me: its a cressida[/FONT]
[FONT=Times New Roman]guy: who makes that[/FONT]
[FONT=Times New Roman]me: toyota[/FONT]
[FONT=Times New Roman]guy: ive never heard of one[/FONT]
[FONT=Times New Roman]me: ok (as i leave)[/FONT]
[FONT=Times New Roman][/FONT]

I think its funny how I would get "Is that a mercedes?" often in my Lexus; but no one ever asks if my "Is that a Lexus" in my mercedes :shrug:

[FONT=Times New Roman]yeah its great i always have someone come up to me just to strike a conversation, just about what the car is even though it still has all the stock badging.[/FONT]

Pull up to a gas station a carwash sales dude looks at my curtains,
guy: I like that.
Me: What?
guy: So you got the funeral theme going?
Me: No
guy: You are rocking a funeral car theme.
Me: No. 
 
When i had cut springs and blown shocks:
Thug peeps walk up to me
Thug: So your the guy with the hydraulics right?
Me: Nah my cars fuked up
Thug: Yeah hydraulics
Me: ...Yeah sure.
 
This one gets me...when my q45 suspension fixed with insurance springs n kybs
Homies: You need rims
Me: i noe...
Homies: it needs to be lower like before
Me: i noe...

Just a few comments I've heard before:
 
first week of ownership: "nice 240"...it's an SC
second week of ownership: "nice legend coupe"...it's an SC
a few days ago: "nice integra"...god damn it.

i had a guy ask me what my miata was.....i told him and he didnt believe me...weird

[QUOTE=FLSImages;343688]i had a guy ask me what my miata was.....i told him and he didnt believe me...weird[/QUOTE]

he saw a miata and just wanted a chance to talk to you. :dance:

[QUOTE=brainneeded;343698]he saw a miata and just wanted a chance to talk to you. :dance:[/QUOTE]

:smiley-rofl::smiley-rofl::smiley-rofl:

Lately I've been getting a plenty of these, especially from dudes on motorcycles. One being a chp officer:

[img]http://api.ning.com/files/r5ltvNdWo5vXmk4gDbBxxg2XzTwN15XGic7xrZc7Bb9nxyjoROd7hLlps6A6x58ci8Zmg2M5e0z0hZ62cgESwsVXQSynFe5s/smh2.gif[/img]

That's too funny! I get those looks from chopper cats on a regular
Sport bike cats usually give me thumbs up:biggthumpup:

I've only had one sport bike dude shake his head, the others just looked and sometimes give props, but yeah...them chopper dudes just hate....everytime i see someone shake their head, this image pops into my mind

[img]http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kyby7pa0J81qzxzwwo1_500.gif[/img]

I work w/ a bunch of old former mechanics so I get crap about my car on a regular. Deep down inside I know they dig it though....:biggthumpup:

What old people say about my curtains:

Old Lady: "I love your drapes! I never thought of putting them in my car, hmmmm"
Me: Thankssss *rolls eyes*

"My mail was late today".. sorry i didn't deliver it today

"where is that car from" i get it from all people and my response varies, Africa Russia Easter island Brazil ect.. and its amazing how many people ask and believe it (rolls eyes.. people are so gullible that is whats wrong with our society today believe anything)

"are the pedals the same as left hand drive cars" 

"how do you drive on the right side?" The same way as most people do on the left side of the car.

"Isn't it difficult to drive on that side?" You would be surprised how many people drive on the left that cant even do that.

"is that a skyline?"

"Its one of those high end cars from italy dear.. look at that"

or the people who talk about it like they know what they are talking about and have no clue..

"where did you get the rhd kit.?" kit? "yeah i see all these kits on ebay" okay..

"wow this car is rhd.. and its a non turbo? what a waste." 
why do you say that? ( me standing next to it dont know i own it) 
"cause there is no front mount" 
That is cause the front mount is on the top see.. look in the hood 
"well thats gay"
yeah.. so is hitting vtec and not going faster.


i dont get anything about the infiniti.. people love the S14.

->black girl: Are those curtains in your car?
 
<-Me: Yea, you like it?
 
->black girl: Where you from 
 
<-Me: Here (SD)
 
->black gurl: Thought you were from memphis, that's some mephis shit, that's what they be doin
 
<-Me: :pat:
 
<-Me: Is that where you from?
 
->black girl: Naw, I'm from Cincinnati
 
**End result she almost gets in the car next to mine thinkin it was her car HA! :biggthumpup:

I'm pondering curtains...lol but this scares me if they're doin it in memphis.

"do you work at a funeral home? "
NO im vust VIP-ish lol

Random guy: "You're the guy with the gold mazda with BBS wheels right?"
 
Me: "I drive that car."
 
Random guy: "Yea, the Mazda"
 
Me: :pat:
 
Sad thing is that the millenia rear end actually does looks like mine...:sad:

at least he didn't call it a maxima? :smiley-rofl:

huh.. it does look a bit like the millenia lol. Hopefully he still liked it

I was at fed ex inside doing paperwork for a package when a worker man came in and asked who owns the black Acura outside its blocking the garage door. We all looked at each other and shrugged went back to business.. I went out side he was irate and said I asked if you would move your car.. I said: I am now and its not a Acura its a Infiniti.

about my LS400 (badgeless):

some guys came to me: "when I saw the front of the car, I thought its Mercedes, but the rear got me confuced! WHAT CAR IS THAT !!?? "

guys on the parking lot talking: "I wonder how much this Mercedes cost??"

guy from the tyre shop: why did you sell your Accord?
me: well, I always wanted something bigger and more comfortable.
guy from the tyre shop: but you bought another Honda....its a Legend, right??
me: HAHAH....its a Lexus, you fool !!!
guy from the tyre shop: OMG !!!!

[QUOTE=silos5;351629]about my LS400 (badgeless):
 
some guys came to me: "when I saw the front of the car, I thought its Mercedes, but the rear got me confuced! WHAT CAR IS THAT !!?? "
 
guys on the parking lot talking: "I wonder how much this Mercedes cost??"
[/QUOTE]
 
Bingo! I get the same question all the time.

i actually got "is this the  2011 CLS ?" hahah  i want one too :pat:

I have a 2005 Nissan Altima with 20 x 9.5 MRR HR3 in brushed aluminum look.
 
At the Nissan Dealership
Them:  "You better be careful, them tires are almost too small for the rims"
Me:  "Okay" Im riding on 20 x 9.5 in 225/35/20
 
At a Dave & Busters parking lot. About 3 women are walking up to the restaurant.
Them: "I like those wheels, thats that new Altima!" (meaning 2010)
Me: *LOL*????????
 
In the parking lot at a step show homecoming.
Them: "I like your Maxima!"
Me: No comment......
 
At an Autozone parking lot where its packed because of homecoming
Store employee: "I had to come outside, seen your ride, thought that was the new Benz!"
Me: "*LOL* Okay...." thinking those wheels look more in line with the BMW 7 series than any Benz wheels...
 
At a Jeep dealership, salesman walks up
Him: I thought that was a Benz!
Me: Thinking the same thing above at the Autozone.*LOL*

I wonder what they think about a benz when they see one. 

I got the: "thats to much car for someone your age" talking about the S55
I told them: " I would love to see what i will be driving when i am your age then"