ownage at the coffee shop

I am at the Ritazza getting some coffee today and I spot this hot chic, let’s call her Melissa, I have seen her around but today was like bam. So i get in line about 3 people behind her and just can't stop staring at that backside. This dude in front of me is kind of giving me the "what the hell are you looking at look". I guess he caught me staring from the other hallway. Well I ignore the little fuxor and keep staring at this banging little 5' 2" Latin hotness. I was like damn why am i married?!?!? So she gets her coffee and I get mine and move to the table to add my mixes and she is still there. So as I move there I can hear the guy and the girl talking. The loser that was in front of me and Melissa talking. He was asked, "So who is this guy you were hanging out with in Franklin?" She answers, "One of my guy friends, he is just a guy friend." The guy replies with, "oh, well you know Franklin is like 10 minutes from my mom's house. I was there that night you could have come over and hung out in my room." She shoots back with, "Oh really, I didn't know" while rolling her eyes. He tries to reply but nothing comes out. I about lost it when she said that i just started coughing pretending i was choking on something. If I was drinking coffee I would have sprayed that ISH everywhere. She turns and looks at me as I am coughing and winks. I finally collect myself and get back to breathing properly. The guy mumbles something to her and i don't catch it. She looks at me and smiles and I look at her and ask her what her name is, she tells me Melissa. I shake her hand and slip my card to and I ask her which segment she works in. She tells me consumer, I tell her email me and let’s talk about career pathing. Its great having the clout I have here. She smiles and takes the card and writes her number on it and says call me and we can talk. I just smile and say thanks, I look at the guy and say, "That’s how you do it!"

Hope I made that make sense.

damn it boy.

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lol thanks driftgirl. I am far from a pimp but i had to make this guy look like a fool

Hehe, his mom's house...nice.

Hahaha...oh man..he's got a lot to learn.  Good on ya Flame..but keep an eye on your ring finger..haha.

FINE!  I'll be the guy to ask..  where are the pics????

I was like damn why am i married?!?!? ................hmm bro might want to watch that...lol...but good job..like elpresidente said...watch that band bruh!!!

you guys have a lot to learn.  If anything, your ring helps you pull in more girls.  You see, the thing about girls is they want what they can't have.  true story!

Totally. I need to find me a bait girlfriend so I can become desirable


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Okay maybe it's not the best idea!

AND UR CAR PROBABLY LOOKED BETTER THEN THAT FU*K BOY'S WHIP
 
 
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you guys have a lot to learn. If anything, your ring helps you pull in more girls. You see, the thing about girls is they want what they can't have. true story!
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TRUE STORY

[quote=TLontheDL;86433]you guys have a lot to learn. If anything, your ring helps you pull in more girls. You see, the thing about girls is they want what they can't have. true story![/quote]Haha, I should tell my friends to go out and get rings.

well apparently the Zilvia boys ate me up alive and spit me back out. check out this ish:

[url]http://www.zilvia.net/f/showthread.php?t=156006&page=1[/url]

its good pwnage.. but yeah .. you got a wedding band man..shoudlent mess around... have you seen that movie "last kiss" or something like that.. the dude is married about to have a kid, then some hot younger chick gets to him and they do it. and his wife hates him then he has to sleep outside of his front door of his house for about a week before his wife started talking to him ?!?!?! lol movie has alot of boobs and some what alot of sex in it. but it has a really good point to it.

i feel ya on that, i told the wife what happened and she just laughed but some people on the other board just took it the wrong way.  like i said no point crying over spilled milk right?
I had fun making someone look like an idiot and i made sure my game is still there.

love making people feel like idiots.... just that i start to feel bad after.....

[quote=VIPFlame;86288]I I was like damn why am i married?!?!? 
 
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Looks like you still have it....but this is funny!!  Do all married men think like this?  Cuz I do:shrug: :innoutrofl2:

[QUOTE=PagongLS;86700]Do all married men think like this?  Cuz I do:shrug: :innoutrofl2:[/QUOTE]
Haha, I'm happy with who I'm married too.  She's hot, smart, fun,  so why should I look anywhere else?

Who cares if I still "got it" or not?  I know what I HAVE.

nice... now post up here number stat!